Zsa Zsa Gabor Barely Found Out That Her Leg Was Amputated
Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg was surgically Heather Mills'd early last year after a glamour-hating blood clot of bitchiness refused to go away. Since then, Zsa Zsa's been lying on the pink satin comforter on the princess bed in her boudoir and she didn't notice that the white marabou slipper on her other leg was all by itself until six months after the fact. Prince Von A-Hole, Zsa Zsa's husband and the warden of her crystal prison, told Page Six at a charity event in L.A. the other night that she barely found out she only has one leg and she doesn't even know that she eats through a feeding tube. Prince Von-A-Hole said this about the moment 95-year-old Zsa Zsa found out that something was different:
“It took over a half a year. She found out about it when she told me to sit her up, and she saw it. She couldn’t feel it because [one] hand is paralyzed and [one] hand was too short to go on it . Finally, a half-year later she said, ‘There is something missing.’ She doesn’t even know she gets food through the tube. It will only upset her. She was so glamorous always, and she is so vain.”
How depressing. If I had a jewelry chest full of rhinestones, I'd put them all on, fill the fancy plastic bowl I stole from a wedding with Andre and dunk my head in there for the rest of the day. Prince Von A-Hole also said that he hasn't told Zsa Zsa that her good friend Phyllis Diller flew off to heaven on the wings of a wig, because he doesn't want to give her any bad news. So Zsa Zsa's missing leg has been gilded and is displayed on the wall of the Smithsonian somewhere (I'm guessing), her hand is taking a permanent nap (please don't tell me it's her slappin' hand) and he doesn't want to give her bad news? Lord.
If I was Zsa Zsa, I'd want Prince Von A-Hole to give me all the shitty news right now. Because knowing that I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking at his face makes all the crappy news seem not that bad in comparison.
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Poor woman!
Well nobody will ever say he killed her to get her money.. But damn a year without knowing your leg is gone? Time for the morphine drip.
Where I live, you can have living wills and advanced directives all over the place. All it takes is one LEGAL sorry POA or next of kin (spouses first then a child or children) to start talking shit to the doctor and other loved ones and oops your wishes about not being kept alive are out the window. Doctors do whatever to stay out of court. I'm sure in other states it's not as bad. At least I hope so.
So this is Kim Kardashian's future. She will be alive 100 yrs from now and not knowing which one of her appendages is missing.
Skycaptaineddie -- it sounds like you're doing a great job for your son; god bless you & him.
Thank You, TM...Well, we have a genetic neurological disease, Huntington's, in our line - most people just know that Woody Guthrie had it. Anyhow, I have seen nursing homes in action (my sister ended up in one, too), and especially when it concerns people who can't really speak up for their own concerns and rights - which seems to be the case with Zsa Zsa -, I suppose that I am glad she isn't in one...just wish Prince's actions were more of love and concern, rather than "I'm too damned old myself to have to get a job." Re Dad - One good thing came of it, and that is when my son became ill, all the time my sister was getting stuck in a home by her idiot husband (and yes, I told him someday when I have time to do the sentence for A&B, he and I will talk), I got lawyers, I got God and I said, This kid is staying home. Guess what, he's 25 next April, still at home and safe and happy and my beautiful boy, and my dad is looking down, waving Pall Mall smoke out of his eyes and saying, "Good job, Girl. Glad to know my situation got you ready for the nuclear fallout." Have a good over the hump night! =)
What do you want to bet that the "prince" starts selling pictures right after the funeral?
Skycaptaineddie -- wow, it sounds like you & your family have had more than your fair share of heartache & illness. I hope things get better for you & your son. And I'm so sad at what happened with your dad.
Within -- hi, hon!
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You know, at first I was going to be my usual give me a B, give me a I, etc. about this and find something hilarious in it...but it's just so sad. We have very serious illness in our family (my son), and an ill person is only as comfortable, aware and happy as their caretaker(s)/loved ones allow them. It bothers me that Zsa Zsa is not being told about so many things, even at her advanced age. What else isn't he telling her? Also, I agree with the other posters - where the hell is Zsa Zsa's daughter and/or anybody else? I think that I do agree with the fact that The Zsa isn't in a nursing home - we all have those horror stories, I see on this thread, and my dad lay dead in his bed for ten hours before someone 'checked on him'(I put him in the home only because I had to have radiation treatments, within months he was dead)- ...but the point is, there shouldn't just be one person involved here, and all we ever hear about is Prince A. At any rate, I feel for Zsa Zsa...talk about dying hard, damn.
I think he's cut from the will, and doing everything he can to keep her alive so he can enjoy her money. I feel sad for her.
I guess that leaves out the Friday night game of naked Twister.
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On a lighter note...she can probably get shoes for half price and save some money.
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Zsa Zsa needs one of those tattoos like that English lady had, remember? She was a SOTD, if I'm not mistaken. A "DNR" tat. Prince Von Ahole needs to find another woman to vulture over.
Zsa Zsa is still alive?
Jack, at 39? Omg, you are so lucky. Keep healthy man! ;)
Hekki & everyone, it's so true, makes such a difference to loved ones to think things through in advance and let the family know what one's wishes are...
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He's trying to protect her from the news yet announces it to the world? Knew something was up with Von A-Hole (lol) when he started adopting strapping young men to "help them out" and WHAT happened to her daughter? It's sad he's the only person in charge of her care now... ;/
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:54pm.
Whamo, not me, Jacko!
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Sorry EEG, still hope you're doing well though:)
Jake, I didn't know that bro!! I hope you're feeling tip top and I hope you're not slamming too many beer and horz back.
Whamo, not me, Jacko!
Advanced directives are the way to go.
I think there's a fight going on between PvonAhole and Z's daughter over her care. The two of them have been fighting over her money since he stuck around past his expiration date.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:39pm.
SO BEFORE ALL YOU FATTIES ARE STRUCK WITH A CASE OF THE CARDIACS DUE TO HEART DISEASE FROM OBESITY YOU MAY WANNA TAKE NOTE!!!
Says the dumb fuck who had one at 39!
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Holy shit, I didn't know that EEG, I hope you're fit as a fiddle now though:)
Virgin Queen -- I still have horrible dreams were my parents are still alive and for some reason or another, they don't love me, and instead they love someone else. For example, one night there was someone in my dream, a Blohan-like character, and they loved her instead of me, and I woke up in the foulest mood ever. My mom & I had a very tempestuous relationship and I always lived in fear of losing her love for me, and to this day, over 10 years later, I still live with that.
This is so sad. We give dogs and cats the dignity of a peaceful death and yet we force people to linger in agony for years.
I bet Zsa Zsa wishes she was dead.
Twat Muffin-- Thanks... I still have "guilt" dreams where my parents are somehow alive again and I'm explaining that, gee, sorry but I spent ALL your money and, no, I won't move back to the midwest. LOL! But no regrets!
Hopefully I'll be like my grandfather who worked every day (because he loved it) until he was 96 or 98 (we never knew how old he really was). Decided to retire, puttered around the house for a couple of months, announced he was bored and promptly died.
Maybe not the working until 98 part, but a big "yes" to really living right up until you die.
Hekki that is HORRIBLE. I'm really sorry you and your family had to go through that.
My Dad just made his last yr, and as strange as it was to talk about it, I'm glad we did. He told me to call Dr. Kevorkian if he is ever in that situation. :0.
But he and I have the same feelings as you....don't prolong the suffering, and celebrate the persons life. You are still heartbroken, obviously, when they pass, but I think funerals just drag out the grieving.
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:0. Jack....I didn't know that! I'm sorry.....but I'm REALLY glad to know that you have made lifestyle changes and sound much healthier and fitter now. Way to go!
I completely understand how hard it is to give up sugar. That was my most favorite thing in the world to eat. I HAD to have a dessert at least once a day, sometimes 3. :( I only eat the occasional chocolate covered pretzels (tiny) or peanut m&M's when I'm pms'ing now and NEED sugar and salt. Lol. But other than that, I've been watching my portions and trying to eat more natural foods like veggies, salads, etc. I've also been walking outside at the suggestion of some great people here, and it has made a world of difference. I'm a vegetarian, so getting my protein is sometimes a challenge, but I do it. What scared me was seeing my grandmother in that state, and I didn't want my kids to ever have to see me like that. It just really freaked me out.
Glad you are taking control of your life. :)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:48pm.
Wait....who had a case of the cardiacs at 39?????
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I tried to check out but God didn't want me and the devil was too scared of me.... so here I am.
Mel-Tang -- awww, thanks, hon!
Chiming in about ADVANCE DIRECTIVES.
My damn father went into his surgery without one, and we were all left guessing about what he would have wanted. No idea whether to bury or cremate, how much life support he would have wanted, etc. It was very difficult for us. Especially on my sister. I'm still pissed at him for that.
We still can't understand why the hospital didn't insist upon him having one.
M.E.....EXACTLY!! Party on, bitches!! Lol. I HATE funerals and agree that it should be a celebration of life instead, 100%.
Thanks Jack....and you too!!
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Mel - JACKO tried to leaves us at 39.
Wait....who had a case of the cardiacs at 39?????
Damn...I'm 42 and ate like total crap up until this past spring and never had issues, thank goodness! I must be eating the right kinds of junk. Either that or my insides look like Chernobyl, and I just don't know it yet. :(
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LMFAO EEG!!! shut it, bitch!!! ♥
Mel - that's awesome! I cut out sugar (sodas, etc.) and it's made a huge difference in how I feel and dropped a little tonnage. Good luck :)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:39pm.
SO BEFORE ALL YOU FATTIES ARE STRUCK WITH A CASE OF THE CARDIACS DUE TO HEART DISEASE FROM OBESITY YOU MAY WANNA TAKE NOTE!!!
Says the dumb fuck who had one at 39!
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Jersey - I already have all my wishes written down and legalized.
And I have made it VERY clear to all my family members that I want to be cremated, no funeral. Throw a party and celebrate my life, not my death.
Jack you silly bitch. That's why I started walking, so I don't have medical problems and get diabeetus! Wilfred Brimley skeers me. I lost 10 lbs so far. :) I'm still a fatty, but at least my skin will look good and youthful when I'm 80. :P
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When I used to wait on miserable, cheap olds, I'd say to my co-workers "Euthanasia begins with YOU."
I guess I'd better get on the Hell Express too...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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SO BEFORE ALL YOU FATTIES ARE STRUCK WITH A CASE OF THE CARDIACS DUE TO HEART DISEASE FROM OBESITY YOU MAY WANNA TAKE NOTE!!!
Says the dumb fuck who had one at 39!
I agree 100% Jerseygirl. Everyone thinks it's a morbid subject, but go over it once, and it's done. No worries. I don't think it's fair for loved ones to have to make those kinds of decisions.
Twatty....I'm so sorry about your Mom. :'( <3
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:30pm.
110% agree!! When I was in the nursing home business it broke my heart to walk in and see some of the patients that appeared to be SO miserable. An advance directive not only could save you a little dignity and suffering, but just as important, takes the burden of making a life/death decision off the family members.
SO BEFORE ALL YOU FATTIES ARE STRUCK WITH A CASE OF THE CARDIACS DUE TO HEART DISEASE FROM OBESITY YOU MAY WANNA TAKE NOTE!!!
Aw Super8 and SANS FARDS.....thank you. And I'm sorry about your grandmas as well. They really are special people. Mine could make me laugh for days just by the way she moved. She was frisky and feisty right up until the end. :) RIP to all the grams in the world. <3
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Virgin Queen -- I went through a similar thing with my mom. Even though I have a brother (who's a total ass BTW), I took care of her 24/7 all by myself while trying to balance a demanding career & love life. The last two years of her life were constant in & out of the hospital stays. And it was basically a relief when she died, but I also would give anything to have her back. But good for you to move away from all the religious nutjobs.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:14pm.
I'm pretty sure that due to how ill she has been over the last couple years and her age, and now her not knowing she was missing a leg or even on a feeding tube, she's got the oldtimers. Or dementia. Regardless, I hardly believe she's living ANY quality of life and Prince Von A-Hole is keeping her around for personal gain.
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I work with patients in Zsa Zsa's condition. Could be Alzheimer's, dementia, or the drugs she's on could be making her foggy.
But you're right, she probably has no quality of life, even though that's subjective to the individual and that's why having personal wishes in legal writing is so important. I know it's an unpleasant thought, but the time to draft an advanced directive/DNR is while you still have your full mental capabilities.
Aw Whamo.... :'( <3. It sucks and is the only bad part of loving an animal. BUT, I always say that I would rather have had them in my life than not. The love of a pet is something everyone should have the chance to experience.
VirginQueen....I <3 you!!!! Your story is awesome. I admire your determination to live for yourself, and the strength you had to tell everyone else where to go!! Lol. The love you had/have for your father is very evident. I bet he is so proud of you. I hope my children grow up to be strong and self assured people like that. :)
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Mel-Tang, echoing what others have said...no, you're not crazy for wanting your grandma to pass away peacefully rather than in extreme pain, hooked up to machines.
I went through a similar hell with my grandma, who passed away after painful battle with lung cancer. Hospice care was a godsend during those times.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:17pm.
I do the same thing with my dogs. That's the only bad thing about having pets is they don't live long enough.
I agree that people should have a choice, but I don't think many people would choose the death option, because really they have the free will to do it at any time.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:09pm.
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She was the bomb. I'm sorry about your Gram. It's hard so hard to watch them suffer.
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Can be a pushy broad...thank u. <3.
My grandma didn't have a living will, so my uncle had to make all of the decisions for her. He felt that she would have wanted to keep living, so he did everything in his power to keep her alive. He was a wonderful son, and I admire all that he did for her. But it was exhausting to witness it all. My heart broke for him. :(
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