Wednesday, September 19th 2012

What A Waste Of A Good Spliff

During her show in Amsterdam last night, Lady CaCa did what the Dutch do by taking a few hits from a spliff one of the Little Monsters gave her (at the 2:00 mark). It came in a fancy package and everything. Lady CaCa said that it wasn't enough to get her high before she threw it into the audience where I'm sure one of the crazed Little Monsters picked it up and has had it surgically implanted up into their b-hole. CaCa really should've smoked that whole spliff, but only because having that thing hanging out of her talk hole might've kept her from spitting out the worst Madge impersonation ever. It almost sounds like a Filipino grandma doing a British accent. My ears don't know what's happening. CaCa really is snatching everything from Madge including the bad shit.

BONUS: If you want to know what happens when you mix the weed munches and costumes that are 3 sizes too small, then go to the Daily Mail to see ten pounds of CaCa in a five pound CaCa bag. That pussy wedgie will make your coochie lips cringe. And it might take your eyes a few minutes to adjust and realize that you're not looking at a present day Vince Neil.

via HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K


Deb's picture

now if this was last night, she actually looks like she's lost a lot of the weight in the Daily Mail pics. She's not nearly as thin as she was. But she's not as big as those awful (Howard Stern as Fartman -no shit EH!) Mail pics.

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IrishFury's picture

I thought everyone was saying "hipster douche" nowadays?!

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oh dave's picture

I am glad she smoked some weed and decided to eat but she needs to have the costumes reworked. The heavy metal thing where she's playing guitar looks like some basement band from the 80's trying to be the next Lita Ford.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:29pm.

How UNCOOL is that for a performer to stop what they are doing and with a giant spotlight on them make a big production out of smoking a joint! It's so pretentious it's pathetic.

It's like using the word hipster. People that use the word hipster try to be cool by using a word that describes others that are trying to be pretentiously cool, they themselve are now same uncool people because they are using the word pretentiously trying to expose other pretentiously uncool people, follow me on that one!?

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Whamo (good afternoon dear!) you use the C word all the time! Anyone using that can't talk!

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:29pm.
It's like using the word hipster. People that use the word hipster try to be cool by using a word that describes others that are trying to be pretentiously cool, they themselve are now same uncool people because they are using the word pretentiously trying to expose other pretentiously uncool people, follow me on that one!?

Now you're just being pretentious.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:29pm.

OK, Whamo, just please pass me whatever thou art smoking!
And ITA. Boy, she put on the pounds FAST! Maybe that is why she was wearing a big honking fur coat last month.
Finally, yeah. Total British inflection.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:29pm.
How UNCOOL is that for a performer to stop what they are doing and with a giant spotlight on them make a big production out of smoking a joint! It's so pretentious it's pathetic.

It's like using the word hipster. People that use the word hipster try to be cool by using a word that describes others that are trying to be pretentiously cool, they themselve are now same uncool people because they are using the word pretentiously trying to expose other pretentiously uncool people, follow me on that one!?

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:28pm.
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Hi sweetie:) hope you're having a good day.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:16pm.

Revolting big-nosed chinless cunt.
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LMFAO, said ONLY and as eloquently as our LS is able! :)

WinterOwl22's picture

I think her body is ok, her ass from the back though doesn't look as good.

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OooooNooo's picture

Wow, the weed must really have given her a case of the munchies! She really porked-out!

WinterOwl22's picture

The accent. wtf?

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:20pm.

*gasps* You bitch! I guess now you're gonna tell me there's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, no Great Pumpkin and that Festivus isn't a real holiday!

Bubble buster. ;p

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Whamo's picture

How UNCOOL is that for a performer to stop what they are doing and with a giant spotlight on them make a big production out of smoking a joint! It's so pretentious it's pathetic.

It's like using the word hipster. People that use the word hipster try to be cool by using a word that describes others that are trying to be pretentiously cool, they themselve are now same uncool people because they are using the word pretentiously trying to expose other pretentiously uncool people, follow me on that one!?

IrishFury's picture

Jack, I saw her being interviewed by someone (Oprah? Babawahwah?) and she TOTALLY had the Madonna accent going. Now she's doing a Madonna scene by being so edgy and a Christina by bringing on the plump.

She's just...so edgy!

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SoulTaker's picture

Rolls, double chin, jiggling fat, thunderthighs, arm blubber, backfat, and a stoner brain. So hot.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:19pm.

Bitch must be eating her way through Europe.
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That sounds delicious!

ewe's picture

HER THIGHS! Her weave! Her costumes! It's like Brtiney's comeback all over again.

Daniee's picture

Whoa..... What a badass smoking weed in Amsterdam!! Nearly as badass as smoking weed in Vancouver or getting drunk in Stuttgart.

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Munchies are a bitch in too-tight fishnets.

Event Horizon's picture

She looks like howard stern in his fartman costume in one of those pics.....but really, i dont wanna come down on her too hard. I mean, shes almost the antihero to all these "stars" who starve themselves silly trying to reach some unobtainable level of perfection...

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:13pm.

i just assumed he was a plant and the whole thing was staged. as are many of the people at concerts who are "randomly" pulled up on stages to dance around the performer

oh, and shiver me timbers!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WTH happened to her????? She used to have an awesome body, especially in the "Born this Way" video.

Bitch must be eating her way through Europe.

Jennika7's picture

Love "why do edgy?" tag MK!

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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits;but I see you are unarmed." Christopher Hitchens
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She's even more classless than white trash, she's, white sewage.

M.E.'s picture

Ugly AND fat.

*points and laughs*

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:13pm.

One day one of these idiots is gonna take a toke from a joint laced with PCP given to them by a fan. I hope it's filmed so I can laugh my ass off
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Having had this happen to me and knowing the pure terror of not knowing WTF was wrong with me. I'll sit with you.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Revolting big-nosed chinless cunt.

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The jacket with t'barbie heads on it - was that meanin' to go to Nicki Minaj?

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REDMOND's picture

Yikes, those pic of her in the fishnets are awful. She looks like she's put on 10 pounds in the past month.

Gardening Girl's picture

Fuck this fucken poser!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

bambam's picture

One day one of these idiots is gonna take a toke from a joint laced with PCP given to them by a fan. I hope it's filmed so I can laugh my ass off.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

WOW! She is such a cool rebel! *eye roll*

jack-n-the-hat's picture

your fake madonna faking a british accent sucks.