Robsten Is 4EVA Unbroken, So Says People Magazine
The parents of hardcore Twihards can finally tell their children's pediatrician to take them out of the induced coma they begged to be put in so they didn't have to deal with the heartache of knowing that RPattz is no longer painting KStew's eyelids with his sparkly peen cream. (That's what on her eyelids, right?) Both People and UsWeekly say that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart reunited this past weekend in L.A. after two months of not seeing each other's faces in person. Flood warnings have just been issued in Britain, because as soon as Nutty Madam reads about this, tapioca panty pudding will fill the streets. Put on your Wellies!
One source told People that they're probably going to get back together and some other source told UsWeekly that their reunion was really dramatic. I'm sure it was REALLY dramatic. It was as dramatic as watching an overcooked penne noodle have "TAKE ME BACK" sex with a plastic bottle full of body glitter. No, I'm sure it happened like this: KStew knocked on RPattz's door, asked him, "So dude, do you want to, like, be boyfriend and girlfriend again, or whatever?" and when he shook his head yes, she lifted up her arm and his mouth had make-up sex with her queso-covered pit. I should totally stretch out that run-on sentence into a full-fledged fan fiction series and call it 50 Shades of Kristen Stewart's Pit Queso.
But seriously....
The heart wants what the heart wants and what I mean by that is the marketing team at Summit Entertainment wants what the marketing team at Summit Entertainment wants.
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Interesting turn of events. The got back together but I wonder how many issues about their relationship are they willing to discuss openly. I imagine that dating on a budget is definitely now on their list of priorities.
We all know they are both beards!
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These two are back to sniffing glue out of each others assholes. YAWN!
Best pic ever for a xmas card. If Kate Gosslin tooted a 'who' baby, it would look like Trampits in this shot.
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NO Sparkles!!! don't!! this souless bland bitch will stole your last unicorn, and will make your life a living hell! You can lick my armpits at least i shave...
Karma is a Bitch
Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:44pm.
She probably put peanut butter on her pits.
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LMAO! & weed!
Now we'll have to go through the blitz once more when they break up after the movie . /sigh
#goawayforgoodplease
they both look so stupid there
Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:08pm.
some drunk dumbfuck wrote WU-TANG FORVER in permanent marker on the wall next to my dorm room door
That shitty spelling would irritate me so much I'd have to move out.
PR Stunt!! PR Stunt!! They are too famewh**es who relish the attention and make money from the Twithards who worship these losers! Once that ridiculous movie comes out they will disappear! Because separately as actors No One cares about their movies outside that franchise!
Am I the only one whose lunch was challenged with Nutty Madam's panty pudding? It brings to mind fruitflies and the membrane that grows on hot chocolate.
She probably put peanut butter on her pits.
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This relationship is bullshit and I'm astounded at how much obsession there is over these two bores.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Aw, that's really swee...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Good for them I suppose. Don't know too much about her, but hear he is a humble and nice dude.
The gossipy part of this that I am somewhat interested in is remember those blind items about how Charlize Theron tries to get revenge on all of those directors and producers that did her wrong (i.e. had affairs, had to suck cock) when she was younger? Well, I wonder how Kristen and RPatz will handle this? That Rupert grossy dude and his wife truly tried to fuck her over. I think she may have more power and influence than those two, somehow.
fool always looks like hes got scorching case of dandruff.
whole damn thing was a publicity stunt.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:19pm.
Just in time for the premiere of the last Twatlight movie.
That's what really matters. $$$$$$
Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:17pm.
Duh. We all saw this coming a mile away. I'm pretty sure 99% of us said, in reaction to their "breakup", that they'd be getting back together in time to promote the final movie.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:12pm.
Without the whole Twilight thing, these two borings would hardly matter (they still don't to me). I've always thought this relationship was made up so they could sell the Twilight thing to the fans of that franchise. If they get back together, that's proven even more.
PRsten!!! Can be more obvious?? They will sell the last movie and reach the final 'break up'. This circus is so predictable. All that matters is $$$$
Why is Lainey getting credit for what you guys predicted when they 'broke' up? Pretty much everyone on here said they would get back together in time for the final installment.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Totally not on topic, but MK putting "4EVA" made me think about back in college when some drunk dumbfuck wrote WU-TANG FORVER in permanent marker on the wall next to my dorm room door. We're in college, people! It's "forever" not "forver". Christ on a cracker.
I don't really give two shits about these two, but I bet they have a ridonkulous sex life. Sexual napalm! (I hate John Mayer, but I feel compelled to work that in to conversation whenever possible.)
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Devil's advocate.
Lady Gaga looks like absolute shit. More of her to hate. Meh.
If anything proves that their relationship was a sham for ticket sales, it's this reunion.
I am sure he will be glad to finally be rid of her. I could never match this literate, self-deprecating, charming, awkward guy who thinks he is overrated, with this vulgar, pretentious twat who can't complete a thought, and who seems to feel she is above the industry that made her wealthy.
Well, GaGa was always a bit chubby when she first came out. I always thought, damn she's a bit brave/crazy to be chubby in those outfits.
Then she lost about 25lbs and got sleek.
Now she's got tired of watching her diet (a la Jessica Simpson) and got sloppy again. A sloppy GaGa is more to the REAL GaGa because she's a sloppy bitch.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2205434/Lady-Gaga-smokes-ca...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Heard this on the radio yesterday. LOL the Twatlighters will fall for it again and probably make this film the mo$t $ucce$$ful.
@Foxxy, it's almost too little too late for Chick-fil-A, don't you think? ;)
@Snowpiece, fits CaCa's pretentious ass very well. Hanging sides of beef, not to mention flashing her nalgas in ill-fitting fishnets... WTMF? lol
"50 Shades of Kristen Stewart's Pit Queso." = love this!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I actually kinda like RPattz, he's not ungrateful for what the Twatlight franchise has given him, but he still detests the girly sparkly shitfest because… it's a girly sparkly shitfest.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
yes, rasc, it's quite disgusting!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:20pm.
LMAO look how fat Gaga has gotten, WTF!?!?!?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2205629/Lady-Gaga-shows-new...
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OMG, did you see her flabby cottage cheese ass in the bottom photo? O_o
The douche is strong in these two.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
This makes me sick to my fucking stomach... I don't give two shits who they are or if they are celebrities MOTHERFUCKER SHE CHEATED ON YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP AND SAVE YO FRIDGE!!
PR stunt aside, if she did it once she will do it again. The next time you stare deep in to the
Grow up, man up and realize there are good women out there that have more to offer than this fuckhole of destruction. You're a goddamn idiot.
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Bakes Jack a cake and puts all his favorite sweet toppings on it on behalf all good wimmens. :)
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:55pm.
Rascal, imo Jack seems a little more the "motion sensitive land mine under a floor tile under the refrigerator" kind of guy... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
right? i really thought it wasn't her at first....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:55pm.
*standing ovation*
/wonders if Jack secretly kicks a refrigerator or two every time he goes to Home Depot
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Ahahaha, Foxxy!
Wanna bet Jack learned from his mistakes and chained his new fridge to the kitchen wall?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:20pm.
oh, NO, with those fishnets! o.m.f.g. no!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm not 12 and never saw one second of any of these silly movies-- but I'm sentimental and rather like that they are getting back together. And no I don't believe it was staged. She was already disliked, can't imagine she would put herself up for all that hate if it weren't real. As for why he wants her back --- I got nothin.
snowy - WTF????????????????????????
Today is WAY too KStewy and Lohany for my liking. I hope some really priceless shit is coming up to save it, about anybody but those two cunts.
LMAO look how fat Gaga has gotten, WTF!?!?!?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2205629/Lady-Gaga-shows-new...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Just in time for the premiere of the last Twatlight movie.
That's what really matters. $$$$$$
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Where is OP???
I have a case of the bitches.
Duh. We all saw this coming a mile away. I'm pretty sure 99% of us said, in reaction to their "breakup", that they'd be getting back together in time to promote the final movie.
Slightly off-topic:
I'm freaked out by how small Rob's nose is in this photo. Totally not in proportion with the rest of his face. Unattractive.
Is he rehearsing for the next Leo Gibert Grape/Dustin Hoffman Rainman short bus role there? Looks sort of Downsy. And she looks like his trash mother who had him at 13, thus the extra chromosome.
Without the whole Twilight thing, these two borings would hardly matter (they still don't to me). I've always thought this relationship was made up so they could sell the Twilight thing to the fans of that franchise. If they get back together, that's proven even more.
YOu,re on fire today M. Hilarious -
I heard that Summit paid Lainey to promote this relationship. Might be how she came by her "scoop".
Jack hit the nail on the head..Sucks livin like that. FML.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:03pm.
see, we're all so disinterested in her no one even noticed your error! ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She's the worst thing about him. He was actually a pretty sweet and down to earth guy at one point. And he does have a level of contempt for Twilight- if you want a laugh, go to YouTube and listen to the DVD commentary he does. He can't take any of it seriously and KStew and the director are so annoyed with him.
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I can't even fully express how much I hate (and have hated before the Twatlight crapola) this snivelling, whiny, bitchy rebel without a cause (and without a clue). I swear just looking at the above pic has made my blood pressure rise lol. Just look at that smirk on that pinched face. I wish she would just retire from the public eye completely.