Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."
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LOL dizkneelaahhhnd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5t4U7ajiI
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:16pm.
Hi all! What's shakin'?
My new employee is great (aside from telling me I remind her of Paul Ryan)!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:16pm.
Mike - the whole fam damly is going to Disneyland!!
Have fun and try not to kill anyone!
Beb!
ME - Sorry! Swing by and have a drink!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:37pm
M.E. you have a wonderful vacation!!!!
LOL with the minivan. Never had one but some of them are like a house on wheels:) I can see
the reason people buy them.
Be safe.
Mike - the whole fam damly is going to Disneyland!!
I will be spending my 10th wedding anniversary with my kids, my inlaws and my sister in law.
*puts gun to head*
Hi all! What's shakin'?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
This has been cracking me up all day: top 10 worst Maury Povich screengrabs http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/09/the-10-worst-maury-povich-screenshot...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:03pm.
Where ya going on vacation? I'm too lazy to read back very far.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:36pm.
I had to check in with you whores and slores after a morning of coffee with the moms from my kid's preschool. Nobody touched a cookie I made, yet jumped on the plate of brownies when it was revealed they were gluten free. They discussed organic milk, couponing and "free spirit" children who really just need to be home another year because school has no social benefits. Oh, and I also dropped a fuck bomb in front of the church's pastor.
This is why I don't have kids, because just reading about that made me want to bore a hole into my head. I love that you did that and then come hang with us though. We're like your secret other life.
New Liz & Dick poster:
http://www.vulture.com/2012/09/lindsay-lohan-in-the-liz-and-dick-poster....
Nope, I think she has been porked, and not by this chubby old queen.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ISprainedMyUvula, you had quite the morning. *my sympathies* that happened to me once with a most delicious apple pie *glares at the memory* Just your typical group of trendy people... next time it'll be organic cookies or something else... lol at dropping the f bomb, what can you do!? It probably made his day. ;)
@Wowlie, Bacony, everyone *waves*
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:59pm.
Okay, I'm sick. The way Courtney crinkled her nose at the end turned me on.
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Do you haz fever?
Did you forget your contacts?
HAHAHAHAHFARTHAHHAHAHAHA
Makes me wish I had television.
We leave at 5am tomorrow. I have no doubt that my children will NOT sleep at all tonight. It's like Christmas Eve excitement x100 loaded with crack.
I wonder if I should play a game with how many times I'll be asked "Are we there yet?"
Also, wonder how long it will take my MIL to break into the Champagne. It's her 70th birthday tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHA!! fuckin MIKE!!!! the first step is admitting, sir! *watches again*
MK, lmao you pointing on a dolly to where that perve Doug touched you ahhaha I see you making a worse omen face than the kid in yesterday's crumbs OLOLOL ;P
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Okay, I'm sick. The way Courtney crinkled her nose at the end turned me on.
@Winter
The clean it up part at the end is the icing on the cake!
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Bacon Slut, lol don't see a tapping burrito, but I see where someone could think it would be implied!
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
*passes M.E. a fresh pair of chonies*
Fuck my dreams tonight. *looks for toothpicks so that I can pry my eyes open permanently*
Because we all want to think of a fapping burrito when we are chewing on a delicious piece of gum.
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All I know is next time, I'm bringing a flask with some Bailey's in it so I can spike my coffee.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Shakira is officially preggers y'all!
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
LMAO @ Uvy!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:36pm.
Oh, and I also dropped a fuck bomb in front of the church's pastor.
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One of the many reasons my love for you is so strong.
BH went and picked up his sisters mini-van today. She's letting us borrow it to drive to LA.
Just got off the phone with him, checking to see if he made it home yet only to hear words never, had I EVER though I would hear come out of his mouth "Hun, I think we need a mini-van"
*blank stare*
I had to check in with you whores and slores after a morning of coffee with the moms from my kid's preschool. Nobody touched a cookie I made, yet jumped on the plate of brownies when it was revealed they were gluten free. They discussed organic milk, couponing and "free spirit" children who really just need to be home another year because school has no social benefits. Oh, and I also dropped a fuck bomb in front of the church's pastor.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
@Hekki- I HATE people who litter. HATE THEM. There is no excuse for it. I ALWAYS pick up trash, because I DID listen to the crying indian! Are people that lazy that they cannot use a trash can OR a bag in their car IF they are not near one?
@Jack- I wouldn't have ratted him out, and just picked the shit up myself, BUT the comments he made sealed his fate with me. I just did my famous eye roll, that used to drive my ex CRAZY, and I think the dude KNEW he was fucked after that. LOL.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:29pm.
OK, so I just walked into the living room and this cloud of fuckery was being broadcast on TV. o_O Have I not had enough coffee today, or did anyone else walk away with the terrifying feeling that you had just witnessed a breakfast burrito fapping on a train?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVKQnbzv2o
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LMFAO! I've seen that commercial before, but never viewed it as a fapping breakfast burrito.
Thank you. You owe me a new pair of undies.
*pees*
*dies laughing*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:28pm.
wow I love to cum
Well I never
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THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD!!!
I keep seeing "Nik Ritchie" and thinking Nicole is back on the base *smh*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:28pm.
wow I love to cum
Well I never
Cuppy "Don't worry sugar, I will, now run along and let me do my job!"????
fuckin REALLY!??? sugar... run along... it would have been at that point I bulldogged his face in to the ground.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:25pm.
Remember that TV commercial where the Native American guy has the big tear roll down his cheek when the palefaces throw trash out of their window?
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Homeboy only was playing the role of A Native American. He was Italian. . .just a FYI.
and that smug look on her face makes me want to kick her with a Puerto Rican fence climber.
OK, so I just walked into the living room and this cloud of fuckery was being broadcast on TV. o_O Have I not had enough coffee today, or did anyone else walk away with the terrifying feeling that you had just witnessed a breakfast burrito fapping on a train?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVKQnbzv2o
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wow I love to cum
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He didn't want to wait...awwwwwwwwwwww!! *gags*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
EvilC: what an ass. I HATE litterbugs.
It's not advisable to do this with adults, but if I see a kid drop something on the ground I will pick it up and chase them down to say "excuse me, you dropped this". Most of them don't say a word because they know they're wrong.
Americans are terrible litterbugs.
Remember that TV commercial where the Native American guy has the big tear roll down his cheek when the palefaces throw trash out of their window?
Well, I think two of those couples are suffering from "the husband is GAY" syndrome. So... Good luck with that.
I'm ashamed to say I can't wait to watch this show. I like the Dr. on it. She seems to really care and know what she's talking about. Doug & Courtney give me the willies. He is a pedohusband and she looks years beyond her "18" years. I'm not too familar with Shayne, Nik and Too Short. The Housewive person and her husband I remember reading about. Can't wait to watch!!!!!
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened” - Anatole France
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Lord help me ! !
I want to watch this show sooooo bad. I've never watched any of the other Couples Therapy shows, But I want to watch this one.
WOW so many closet Thedirty.com peeps. Whether you hate or meh that site y'all know about it.
I'll admit that Dlist is the 1st site I visit. Then TMZ, then Thedirty and then my e-mail. Then reluctantly my school work. I just got to campus and here I am with you Horz; instead of working on my paper.
I'm already on vacation mode. WHYYYYYY is everyone bothering me today???
How I HATE Nik Ritchie, and NO, my picture has never been on The Dirty.
I have been with a surveyor most of the day on this piece of property that is gorgeous, especially for the area. Anyway, this man has thrown soda cans, gum wrappers and cigarette butts all over the place RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I finally ask him "Do you throw trash all over your place at home? To which he replies "What is it to you, it's not YOUR property" UH NO, it's not, and that's the fucking point. So I ask him nicely if he would PLEASE pick everything up, to which he replies "Don't worry sugar, I will, now run along and let me do my job!"
I sent a text to the boss with attached pictures of what was going on. I don't think we will be using him again in the future.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:03pm.
I think he is one of the funniest guys in the world... He ROCKED on every Comedy Central Roast and I am so glad he got his on show... I fucking LOVE IT!!
Ugh! Just watching this makes me want to go take a shower.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:02pm.
But....I thought their love was the real deal, and that they were the perfect couple!
I just don't know who I can trust anymore.
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Indeed Sans, if that perfect real love doesn't work then how in the name of all living creatures can the rest humanity make theirs work? I think the entire world is hanging on a thread here and people on this site just DON'T CARE don't realize just how close love is to becoming extinct like the once loving TrannySoreAssRex.
i think iguana girl's husband is gay.
Last night I watched "The Burn" with Jeff Ross on Comedy Central. My favorite burn of the night came when talking about 46 year old Michelle Duggar trying for their 20th baby. Ross said "She's too old! Her vagina is so dry that the last baby came out with skinned knees!"
Sorry, it just cracked me up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson