Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."