Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."
via Videogum
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Bebeh, with your duty done, hope the envelope is still on the way! hahaha
@Evil_Cupcake, hello there! Thanks for the cupcakes with vitamin C yesterday! ;p
@MTurt, did you finish your paper? Hi!
Night, night Deb! And yes, the others were worse.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:25pm.
That's OK, Cuppy.
Unless they were jumbo sized. Then we'll need to re-evaluate. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Hey EC!!!
Well you have a point, lol. Don't feel bad about the Reeces...I do that a lot lol
Hi Deb!
*just finished obligatory call with parents*
*pours vino*
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:33pm.
Barburger-- If there's a bank or credit union you've been with for a long time, talk to someone there about qualifying for a mortage.
Or, since it sounds like you have a good relationship with your landlord, perhaps he'd be willing to finance the loan?
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We've been with the same bank for the same amount of time. Yeah, he's great. I'm sure something could be worked out somehow, just thinking of ideas. He must be too, he said he'll be talking to us about it. When we 1st moved here, these condo's were going mid 150's. He bought it brand new in 87, so it's obviously paid for. We're basically just paying his taxes and HOA fees.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:21pm.
Hi Deb, from that clip Courtney doesn't seem as bad as the rest.
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THAT'S how bad the "rest" is! Shudder!
Hey, night mike and all you sluts! I'm out.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Barburger-- If there's a bank or credit union you've been with for a long time, talk to someone there about qualifying for a mortage.
Or, since it sounds like you have a good relationship with your landlord, perhaps he'd be willing to finance the loan?
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:22pm.
Well, to be honest, I may not like Sarah Palin, but I do think she is an attractive woman. So, I wouldn't be offended by it.
I would be more offended if someone said I sounded like her. Her voice annoys the fuck out of me.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:14pm.
Hey, congrats on the weight loss AND knowing when it's appropriate to go commando! Now about the Natural Ice....:)
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Thanks, and only commando when not in public on weekends. Strictly at home for the Silver Fox's enjoyment. Like I said, white trash with class. Nattie--ok, maybe an aquired taste. These days not much cheaper than Bud and more alcohol. WINNING!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:14pm.
Evenin' Mike and everyone.
I haven't eaten candy in AGES, and today, I consumed, well INHALED 2 pks of Reeses. Now I feel fat AND full!
Hey Mike, re your Paul Ryan comment...I cannot tell you HOW MANY TIMES I was told I looked like Sarah Palin but younger during the last election...people would get offended that I didn't take that as a compliment.
*it was only cause of my dark/hair and glasses
Need advice, but tomorrow's fine. I probably will only be on another hr. We've rented a condo for 8 years. Landlord is great lives out of state. Anytime, we had to get anything done, take it off the rent. He's thrown out the opportunity to sell it to us for 75k. Problem is it would have to be in my name. Husband has no credit. I was out of work for 14 months and we had medical issues. The hub had been out for awhile too, so credit is in the shitter. Came into some money last year, so we caught up but credit score still sucks. I've never owned a home. Any suggestions as to how to get a mortage. I could put 3% down, but it still looks like I would be denied. Wondering if I could get him to count the rent we've paid over 8 years towards our credibility.
Hi Deb, from that clip Courtney doesn't seem as bad as the rest. And how scary is Doug stroking her knee like that? There is absolutely no sessytimes going on between those two, KStew and RPatz have humped more HAHAHA Don't feel less confident, it's all for the cameras. ;p
@M.E., you going on a trip? Have a good time!
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Submitted by barburger on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:14pm.
Hey, congrats on the weight loss AND knowing when it's appropriate to go commando! Now about the Natural Ice....:)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hi Mike,
I do remember you too!
@ Sans Fards
I just missed you the other day. I've never met a "scarf guru" - how fabulous! If you buy a Mongolian scarf, make sure it's real sheepskin. There are a lot of acrylic ones floating about at ridiculous prices. Better to keep that money for the real deal. Topshop did a range two years ago: I have one in coral and one in grey. Feels like a soft cloud around my neck. They are beautiful but they shed on my coat a little bit.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:09pm.
Hey barburger! Where do these people get the (misplaced) confidence to dress like that?
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I don't know, but I give her credit, she just doesn't give a fuck and she's going to be a 1st time grandmother next month. LOL! I'm almost back to a 10 (another 5-7 lbs) and I haven't been that in 20 years. I don't have the balls to do that, although I am commando all weekend. Yes, slore, but white trash with class. ** gulp of Natural Ice**
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:52pm.
Good! Hopefully no more facial impurities. :-)
Word.
Evening Deb, Evil, barburger (I think I remember you), Hekki.
Thanks Hekki!
Hazel - we planned this trip for the kids and honestly didn't even pay attention to the dates.
*shrugs*
It will be fine. VEGAS NEXT YEAR!
HAVE FUN, M.E.!!!
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:56pm.
Happy Anniversary ME to you and BH. Watch out for the groping Donald Duck in Disney!
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Are you remembering a story I told from when I was 14? I am TRAUMATIZED by DD!
Hey barburger! Where do these people get the (misplaced) confidence to dress like that?
I feel a little overweight and I'm in baggy stuff.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Deb!
Happy Anniversary, M.E.! You and the BH will find a way to celebrate through the Disney/family madness, I'm sure!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Halloween is coming early this year. New hire, 2 week. Seems cool, BUT, she's gotta be late 50's early 60's, 5'5" or so and around 185 lbs. Comes in wearing a black mini-skirt and cobweb print stockings. Do people not own mirrors? All day long, I kept mentioning trick or treat, does anyone have any candycorn, etc. I mean seriously.
Submitted by rook on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Thanks, rook! They were good trashy fun!
Hi, beb!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@M.E. - omg, I am SOOO sorry for you!!! Why does your extended family hate you so much? They're supposed to take the kids and let you and the spouse have a fun couple days! I say just get blasted at the Disney hotel and let them run around with the rug rats until they exhaust themselves.
I'd rather have Courtney Stodden stick her finger in my ear than endure several days of Disney fuckery with several thousand sugar-hyped children.
Happy Anniversary ME to you and BH. Watch out for the groping Donald Duck in Disney!
Gotta call the parents (still sending a card with $$$). Later all!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@M.E- Have a great time with the family and have a lovely anniversary.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:52pm.
Good! Hopefully no more facial impurities. :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Happy Hump-a-lot day!!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:41pm.
Well, at least you have a new employee that's working out. Still fighting for another resource. Gotta collect more ammo.
I'm soooo glad she's working out so well. She was the first person I had a hand in hiring. I was actually stressed out for the past week or so thinking that she was going to turn out to be a dud. I'm finally breathing a bit easier.
Hi GG!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
He better be Bebeh! Or else won't be getting any! LOL at tough tiny doggies barking up a storm! The lady next door (do.not.like) has two mini poodle puff little things that sneak up on ya and scare you to death. yip yip yip heheheh Actually they're cute! ;p
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:41pm.
Well, at least you have a new employee that's working out. Still fighting for another resource. Gotta collect more ammo.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Pushy - yes. The inlaws are going to watch the kids so we can go to dinner.
EH - that is EXACTLY how it is.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:39pm.
Hmmm...Not sure. Will definitely be doing something for the big day.
BH is minding his manners. This one here ^^^ is not right now. Sees a bulldog walking up the street, thinks he can take it on.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:29pm.
Maybe she just wants to pull a Lewinsky on you. ;-)
That's a possibility (with little to no probability).
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:32pm.
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Bebeh, now why did I think it was during your vacation that you celebrated it!? Has the BH (Babe Hub) been extra good? Oooooh you bettah do something awesome to celebrate your *muffled* bday! That's a special number! ;p ღღღღ
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:29pm.
Maybe she just wants to pull a Lewinsky on you. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@M.E.
Ha! Reminds me of that old Disney promo where the kids are bouncing around the room like jellybeans in their PJs and the mom comes in like "whats going on?" and the kids scream "WE'RE TOO EXCITED TOO SLEEP!!!"
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:29pm.
It is a compliment to you!!! take away any political content---I know many women think he is a fine looking man. A couple have said Hot.:)
Hi Within!
Having a fairly decent week. A couple more days before I turn 29 (again).
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
" will be spending my 10th wedding anniversary with my kids, my inlaws and my sister in law."
On a possitive note, there should be plenty of people to babysit your kids so you and hubby can have a nice romantic dinner (alone) and maybe
even sneak in a nice romp. Happy Anniv!
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:20pm.
My new employee is great (aside from telling me I remind her of Paul Ryan)!
Very nice. Did you show her your six-pack?
No. I'm more disturbed that she thought I would take that a compliment.
Alas it's not uncommon for people to mistake me for a conservative.
It still hurts every time . :(
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:11pm.
That's totally it.
You guys are the sick, twisted yin to my boring Midwest housewife yang.
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Bebeh, how you doing?!! You been having a good week? Hi hi hi! ;p
@Mike, maybe she meant it as a compliment. I know, couldn't she have used anyone but a politician? lol
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:20pm.
My new employee is great (aside from telling me I remind her of Paul Ryan)!
Very nice. Did you show her your six-pack yet?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason