Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."
via Videogum
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That was the sound of me blowing the Dog whistle.
Where's my Doggie?
OMG! CANDY CORN M&M's ARE THE SHIT!!!!
Shove that Android up your ass, Angela, who gives two shits?
IPhones are crap. Demographics say that more libs own IPhones, more conservatives own Droids. Droids are a far better smartphone that shitty Iphones.
But anytime an Apple product comes out, the sheep line up to overpay for it. Dumb asses.
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:00pm.
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Oh heck no! Still waiting on that one for when I leave this place! hahaha I'd do the same for you when you finally start the food truck business... will you hire me? lol
Night Bebeh! ;)
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Heading out for the night - great catching up with y'all (Whamo must have had a hot date).
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:56pm.
Seriously, this could be your "Working Girl" moment!
I'll even hold up a boom box with Carly Simon's "Let The River Run" blaring while you make your move!!!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:56pm.
Mike, I was snoring up a storm and went to the doctor. He said I only get 50 percent of the air I should through my nose, cause its halfway blocked with bone from when I broke my nose as a kid. And then he said and while I m in there, I make it pretty..... Equals insurance paid nose job . :-))
Awesome!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:51pm.
Wtf is with iPhones not holding a damn charge. This fuckee doesn't even make it through 12 hours.
Yeah, that is one of the downsides.
Bebeh, I did! You'd think they were a bunch of kids the filthy perves, I was like, wha? So was Mr. new... Oh yeah, hahahaha... *half-mortified*
Loopster said we need to do more work and post the hot pics too! lolol I've started the research already. If they're not up to standard, he makes us do it again! hahahahahah (♡'s loopy too!)
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Mike, I was snoring up a storm and went to the doctor. He said I only get 50 percent of the air I should through my nose, cause its halfway blocked with bone from when I broke my nose as a kid. And then he said and while I m in there, I make it pretty..... Equals insurance paid nose job . :-))
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:43pm.
@Bebeh, you are giving Loopy a run for his money with that most excellent rundown! ;p
LOL. Thank you, love, but I pale in comparison to Loopy - especially after he presented his Hot Guy Guide during the Olympics. That made plenty o' nights a little more enjoyable...
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:45pm.
still trying to figure out how Crack Spider can afford that humvee... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bacony, hhahaahaha caffeine spider and coke hammock spider... and the guy sounds exactly right, lmao
Thanks Mike, didn't see that, lol
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Wtf is with iPhones not holding a damn charge. This fuckee doesn't even make it through 12 hours.
Sorry , dp
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:23pm.
Lol, sexy librarian..more like a dorky nerd!
Lies! We saw your picture and you are super cute!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:46pm.
Why are you getting a nose job?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:39pm.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T. You're going to earn yourself a personal tag on here.
Hi Cuppy!
> I feel like I gits the "beetes" now!
Que? I feel like Ke$ha at a MENSA convention right now.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
*files for divorce , waits for the show*
BaconSlut posted this yesterday, but in case you missed it:
Effects of alcohol and drugs: Spiders on drugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n15JxrBJ8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
CONGRATS on finishing the big paper Muddy!
Everyone MTurt, finished a big paper!!! *on speakerphone* hahahaha
@Bebeh, you are giving Loopy a run for his money with that most excellent rundown! ;p
@Cuppy, said hi a while back, so not leaving you out. I just type slow...
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:36pm.
Paul Ryan, huh, mike???? *snickers* . I am still waiting for nudez, btw.
When you're no longer married we'll talk : )
Submitted by beb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:43pm.
Hiya Beb.
No, the Reeses were regular sized, but UGH! I feel so full now! I feel like I gots the "beetes" now! LOL!
Bebeh, love hummus. YUM!
Here's something that should make you laugh. Remember the other day, when I said I met this big wig at work on the elevator out? Well I had to sit in on a meeting with him where he was introduced (he's new). Well, I sat a couple of seats down and said, hi remember me, we met at the back door... You would not believe the ruckus of laughter that caused! Broke the ice and won't easily be forgotten. Of course, I blushed! Saw him again today, LOL!
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Waiting for Jack to make an appearance and tell the 'fridge story...
***impatiently drumming fingers on desk***
My 2nd wife developed a gambling problem... after 7 yrs of marriage, in the last 8 months she lost my entire life savings of 280,000 dollars. The yukon and motorcycles (yes, 2 bikes) that I paid cash for, she took the titles while I was at work and got loans on them she eventually lost all money to gambling. Yukon and bikes repoed... all my power tools (30k) pawned, 60 in flat screen I just bought, pawned... at rock bottom, I get a ride home from work and the bitch had sold a 3k refrigerator that was 2mos old (side-by-side refrigerator, bottom drawer freeze) to the neighbor for 500 bucks...within a week all xmas presents under the tree had been returned for gambling money, she met a rich 67 yo man and called me 2 days b4 xmas saying she wanted a divorce... aka rock bottom was defined with the fridge with the. Selling of the fridge... the last thing taken before I was put on the street like a bag of garbage to be picked up... the end. Now you know.
Paul Ryan, huh, mike???? *snickers* . I am still waiting for nudez, btw.
WR!! Lol girl you crazy ;)
Beb! Lol!!! *feels less nerdy*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:30pm.
Anytime! ;-)
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:30pm.
6) Muddy is still being asked when the Bridge to Nowhere will be completed.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
*wolf whistles at MTurt* thank you! ;p
*Whispers* Mike was told he's quite the looker too... by fresh co-worker... ;p
We rarely take compliments as they're meant, I tend to blush and everyone can see it, but I can't for the life of me control it. grrrr
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:25pm.
OK. Throw some hummus in there and we'll call it a day.
Did not see last night's OP. Was forced to watch Honey Boo-Boo with BH.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Thanks, beb, you're a doll for that quick rundown!!
**feels left out of beb's cool kid rundown**
I feel like garbage. My head hurts, my stomach hurts and I can't take my go to fix for everything, Moltrin, per Drs order cause of the surgery next week. Plus I had about 50 profile pics of my fucking nose taken today, which in itself turns a day into a nightmare for any big nosed person.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:18pm.
Not much in the snarking department here:
1) Mike is being compared to Paul Ryan by his new co-worker. She may want to get in his pants, but that's improbable.
2) Barburger (hi!) is dealing with a housing situation, and should see if a FHA loan is an option.
3) Cuppy ate a couple of Reese's (not sure what variety) and is feeling fat - drama queen move, I'm sure FedEx is still delivering. ;-)
4) I'm almost 29 again.
5) Within is feeling a little under the weather.
That should catch you up a bit.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Bebeh, I do not eat lettuce leaves and berries! Ok, I'm usually on the run and miss meals, but I catch up when I get home!! hahaha It's caught up with me, more like! Thanks <333
[Didn't you see all the pumpkin pie and apple cider Dlisters, mainly BaconSlut served up in yesterday's OP? Made me hungry...]
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WR sorry you haz a sick!!!
Lol, sexy librarian..more like a dorky nerd!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:18pm.
Evening, whorz. What are we snarking about?
Eating what we shouldn't, being accused of resembling vice-presidential candidates - the usual.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by rook on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Thanks, rook! They were good trashy fun!
Hi, beb!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Glad you enjoyed it! I figured some humor is always appreciated/needed when the day is winding down. Plus, knowing that some fool out there will actually have sex for a can of soda helps keep whatever shit the day brought in perspective.
Evening, whorz. What are we snarking about?
Submitted by barburger
We've been with the same bank for the same amount of time. Yeah, he's great. I'm sure something could be worked out
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A banker that you have a good relationship with can be invaluable. Mine had also worked with my parents for many years and was a lifesaver in dealing with their estate (they'd left everything undone as I was the only child)-- she had suggestions that even my accountant had to look up!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:08pm.
I've been feeling like I'm getting sick because everyone around me is hacking and coughing, but can't take any days off, booo lol
Hit it with some *extra* spicy food - maybe some Singapore Street Noodles? I know it's not your "a few lettuce leaves, a couple of berries" diet, but you're NOT WELL, girl.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Good Bebeh, that's more like it. Too bad you couldn't get Friday off. ;/ Hope you do something really special! Forget the daily grind.... err work! lol
I've been feeling like I'm getting sick because everyone around me is hacking and coughing, but can't take any days off, booo lol
@MTurt, good for you! Did I read you look like a sexy librarian? ahhahaha Doing good except... aaatchuuuuu! Excuse me. ;)
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Hey WR!! Lord yes I did, I had another one I had to write for Monday so I literally had to put off the bigger one til last night...I kept falling asleep at 2am in between sentences lol... But i finished it and turned it in at 11:15 today!
How are you??? :)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:52pm.
Off from work tomorrow - as long as I can get through Friday, there will be no malaise face on my puss. :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Bebeh, olol didn't realize it had arrived, of course... but you're not allowed any more malaise from here on out to the day. You gonna get malaise face. Can't have that, no!
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Lucy♥, those sounded like the softest scarves yesterday. So luxe!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 7:44pm.
Bebeh, with your duty done, hope the envelope is still on the way! hahaha
It's here! Hence the obligatory "thank you" call, where we discussed work malaise, home malaise and pictures from my high school graduation.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason