Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."
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MTurt hahaha, used the speaker phone because we saw you studying so hard in the corner, thought it might be needed, to scare everyone in the library! ;p
ETA: M.E. So long there were no serious injuries to you, although you could be sore for a bit... the spider is toast though.
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Hahaha Wowlie, and he knows it. Only ESE would get away with that. teeheehee That's why I said the other day, he's not making a pillow, he's filling a duvet! Plus he leaves songs... so he gets a pass. lolol
You know who we haven't seen in a while, Mickey! *sends a big hello to the little moo cow* wherever she is...
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@virginqueen,
i would have scraped all four tires getting away from there.
oh yay, it's honey boo boo's birfday!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Muddy, the Iphone thing.... the kids are on that fucker CONSTANTLY , surfing around on YouTube, so yeah, there goes my battery. No bueno.
Yikes @ M.E.s shower story! D :
The spiders I fear most are daddy longlegs. But roaches are truly vile. One made me cry less than a month ago (it was the giant type and I saw it in the garage).
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Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:23pm.
Um, ok.
Sorry. Guess this is for everyone's opinion but mine.
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Jeez Muddy, I was trying to save you from getting attacked like I did for engaging with it over the weekend.
Never mind.
Guess I am being a bitch for trying to help others avoid what happened to me Saturday.
I think another dlisted vacation is in order for me.
Not afraid of spiders, but went to the drive-up ATM last night and found it COVERED with webs and lots of BIG spiders eating the littler ones. **shudders** It was like a scene from Arachnophobia.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19pm.
Kids are finally in bed. Fuck, i m tired. Anything good on TV tonight?
Luther!! Law and Order UK!! and, of course, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Um, ok.
Sorry. Guess this is for everyone's opinion but mine.
Within, ESE can pluck as many feathers from me as he wants! : P
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Fuck Spiders, I kill first and ask questions (aka identify species via internet) later...
You don't need a psychiatrist to tell both of these idiots to get divorced and start seeing people there own damn age. There's your therapy...for free.
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Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:16pm.
Only one person, who does NOT matter, said iPhone users are sheep. Why would you pay attention to what that person says.
Everyone needs to follow the advice I was given over the weekend- Ignore, do not engage or feed.
Since this is starting to get me crabby, Imma going to call it a night.
Enjoy your evening gals and have sweet dreams.
UBF, good luck on your surgery! <<
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:16pm.
Foxxy, um. He came in, pointed and laughed (ok after he made sure I was ok) and I think probably pissed himself.
*smirking side eye to M.E.'s husband* oh, so you DON'T want any sessy times for your anniversary, then? good to know, sir. good to know...
;-D
Within, i'd tell the story of my first encounter w/a cucarocha, but i'm already traumatized from M.E.'s horrific experience
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kids are finally in bed. Fuck, i m tired. Anything good on TV tonight?
Lol mike! I'm good! It's finally not hot as hell here in L.A.!
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Within. I am hazardous to my health.
Sorry EC I wasn't bashing non iPhone users, just saying that I prefer mine over the others I've had. Plus I am not a sheep just cause I have one.
Foxxy, um. He came in, pointed and laughed (ok after he made sure I was ok) and I think probably pissed himself.
UBF, I had a deviated septum years ago so I know what that's like. Had to do everything through my mouth but they fixed it. Good luck, hope all goes well.
I am scared of bugs and the other critters whose name rhymes with c*ck&poach... spiders have startled me in the shower but they were tiny. Be careful M.E. soap, porcelain and spiders are hazardous to your health.
Heya Foxxy. ;)
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Hi Foxxy!
UBF, your surgery will go fine, and you will be breathing better, and have a hot lookin' nose.
Let's not be bashing non- iPhone users because some dweeb made a stupid comment to stir up shit as per usual. I personally like my Galaxy 3, and I am a HUGE fan of Apple.
*kills every spider in sight*
*sits with Foxxy*
@ M.E., i hope your husband had the common decency to go at least two rooms away before he busted his gut laughing at you...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lol WR just saw your speakerphone announcement!!! Thanks Foxxy and EC:) and Louise that is sweet thanks!
UBF, I have noticed when I don't mess with my Interwebs constantly my phone stays charged pretty much all day. But when I use it for D all day it zaps pretty quickly. I've had both iPhone and droids, even with battery there is no comparison.
Weezy. Yeah I'm ok. Sore and bruised but otherwise fine. The husband says it was comedy gold.
if killing spiders is wrong, i don't want to be right.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
geez, M.E., that's serious!! what Louise said! me? i'd have to move if i didn't have a second bathroom because i wouldn't be going back into that shower for a long, long, long time...
Hi Within, Louise, Evil, UBF (good luck with the surgery!!), MTurtle (congrats on finishing the paper!) and everybody!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I LOOOOOOVVVVEEE my iPhone. It is awesome, sorry. If you don't like them don't buy one lol.
Demographics can say whatever you want them to say. And FYI we renewed and the iPhone 4S was cheaper than the shitty new droid.
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I'm not scared of bugs/spiders. I don't hang out with them, but they don't bother me.
Snakes however freak me the fuck out! I WILL scream like a bitch if I run into one.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:28pm.
Best of luck with your surgery, UBF! Hopefully your breathing problem will be solved and you'll get a perfect cute little nose, all paid by insurance, whoohoo! Get some icepacks ready and chilling in the freezer, and prepare to sleep on several pillows. And stock up with food because you will not be leaving your house for a few days. xoxoxo
ME- OMG!! Are you okay????
Hi Wowlie, thanks for the sweets you brought! You always bring something good! Careful with your feathers, you know who likes to pluck them! ;p
Lmao Evil_Cupcake, *whispers* me either... except for a few! hahaha
Hey there Foxxy, and evening crew!
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Owlie
Foxxy- long story short. I was washing my hair and felt something on my foot. I looked down and it was a big black spider. I freaked out and went to kick it off, kicking the shower doors off track, slipping and falling on my ass, shower doors crashing on top of me. I hit my head on that foot shelf thing, spider alive behind me on the wall, next to my head. I grabbed my body wash bottle and murdered him. SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!!!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:46pm.
*Flies through thread, waves at everyone and drops a basket full of ice cream and cake*
Owlie!
How's your Emma Stone-lovin ass doing?
M.E., i missed the shower incident. whatever happened, i hope you taught that 8 legged bastard and his survivors a lesson! i had an unfortunate "spider running towards me up my bed" incident on Sunday night. coincidentally, my dog just got off the end of the bed before i saw the spider.
keep an eye open on that big bitch, M.E. we may both be victims of a budding canine-insect conspiracy that could bring humanity to its knees.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*Flies through thread, waves at everyone and drops a basket full of ice cream and cake*
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Foxxy, I am still too traumatized from Monday's shower incident.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:39pm.
LOL, no, I wasn't calling the doctor over eating chocolate, I was calling the doctor over liking a country song. Surely I must be feverish if I like a country song, because country is NOT my thing.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:28pm.
i am too, M.E., but i got thru it. it's less then 2 min, no close ups of the spiders and it's hilarious!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Evil_Cupcake, and the dentist too... but I bet they were good though! Hope the sugar high passes soon.
Hey I like.... umm, I like... "The Gambler", yeah... that's country music, right? Better not say that too loud, Whamo might give me an earful... lol ;)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:28pm.
Mike. I am terrified of spiders.
Okay, fair enough.
*wuss*
Mike. I am terrified of spiders.
Hmmmm. Not a Libral, Conservative or belonging to ANY political party. I LOVE MY iPHONE!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:24pm.
wha? It's not a trick.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:21pm
No, I had two packs of regular Reeses cups Within. I haven't eaten candy in ages and I guess my system wasn't used to it like it used to be.
GOD HELP ME! I heard a country song today (don't judge), that I actually liked.
*makes doctor's appt*
Not clicking the link Mike.
*looks down at chinese salad*
I don't think this is chicken.
*pushes plate away*
I refuse. I will have no part in feeding this travesty.
*exits thread*
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Evil_Cupcake, lolol had to read back, did you say two packs of Reese's Pieces? No wonder you are so full! ;p
I love dark chocolate, semi-sweet. A little piece of that, goes a long way!
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