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Oliver Stone must have arthritis and he's obviously trying to rebuke his ailments by touching Salma Hayek's healing chichis of holiness - Hollywood Tuna
I think what Kunty Karl is trying to say is that Pippa Middleton's make-up artist should paint eyes on her ass and she should only show that to the world - Lainey Gossip
Chick-Fil-A is like, "You're still going to hell, but we want all your money before you go." - The Superficial
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his dude are getting married and all I can think about is how when they touch brows, it probably looks like flames over a bed of coals - Towleroad
Victoria's secret is that she's been recycling the same old Miranda Kerr picture over and over again - Drunken Stepfather
How do you say, "Please have a seat over there" in a Chris Hansen speaking Spanish voice? - Viralosity
Kristin Calamariwhatever's kid has already mastered the hand to face pose - The Berry
Lindsay Lohan was drunk. Lindsay Lohan wasn't drunk. Lindsay Lohan hit the dude. Lindsay Lohan didn't hit the dude. You know how this goes. - Celebitchy
Ke$hit's album cover looks like a bunch of half-eaten vegetables rotting on top of a compost pile - Just Jared
Olga Kurylenko is flexible - Popoholic
Beyonce is smiling so hard at Obama that I wouldn't be surprised if her lace front popped off, flew through the air and on landed on his head - Popsugar
And the world still hates both of them - Celebslam
I'm just here for Googie Gomez - SOW
AssStain Kutcher is really into this - Cityrag
Justin Bieber's mom is trying to act like she didn't buy him from the Cabbage Patch nursery - IDLYITW
When is Melissa Joan Hart going to do the right thing by naming one of her kids Salem? - I'm Not Obsessed
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Not to worry, Oliver Stoned is just having a flashback.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:28pm.
So you think women are "asking for it" if they dress sexily? How forward-thinking of you.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm glad others are saying Mila Kunis isn't all that. In fact, she strongly resembles those "BRATZ" dolls from the 90's.
I like her voice on Family guy. She was okay as Jackie on 70s show, besides that, can't take her as a serious actress.
Ashton Kutcher is a tool.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:26am.
Mila Kunis is rather homely
I think she's just average, and above average with makeup. In the candids of her walking about without makeup her face looks like a potato.
That dress is hideous on Salma. Her and the big tit ho from TV both regularly torture their boobies in shit that is way too tight. And could Oliver Stone look creepier or more disgusting? Didn't think so.
Honestly, I thought Mila Kunis was smarter than this. I was ready to give her a pass if she fucked AssStain a couple times than ran once it was out of her system, but bitch looks dickmatized.
Salem would be waaaay better than Tucker! If your name is Tucker, you will already know how to swear by first grade!! And as for Chick-fil-A, I wish I could rejoice but I never liked their food in the first place. Was so disappointed when I first went there two years ago.
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Will I be the first one to say it? Mila Kunis is rather homely - Asstain is definitely the prettier of the two!
fuck off chick-fil-a. id never eat that shit anyway.
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Hey!!! All you hors on here ragging on Salma should just shut the fuck up! She's (her tits) the most beautimous woman (pair of tits) in the world (of tits)! Shut it, y'hear me? SHUT.IT.
On a more rational note, I don't believe Chik fil a far as I can throw them. If you go outta your way to proclaim your feelings about some issue and almost act defiant about it, you ain't giving up that easy. They probably found some common damn sense and did what they should've done in the first place, donate to their causes and keep quiet about it.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his fiance are SO CUTE!!!!!!!!
So there's video of Blohan in the car and "hitting" the guy in the knee? Funny one cop who saw it reportedly says it's debatable they even made contact. I suppose it will be released before the weekend. I'm no Blohan fan, but a scammer like that is lower than her.
I'm not an Asshat Kutcher fan but really seeing him with Kunis is as it should be.
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Kunty Karl is a kunt for not sticking with his original statement.
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Choupette told Uncle Kunty Karl he had to say something nice to make up for his earlier comment, so she told him to focus on how her makeup could be applied in a much better way. Of course, with her natural makeup, Choupette would know what would look best. This Duchess Kate should be honored, Choupette wants to give her a makeover.
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Kizzlicious say those who tweet about no jail for those who do similar shit, shall soon see inside jail cell themselves.
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Lohan really should not be flinging the word "fishy" at anyone!
Salma has been trying far, far too hard lately. They're tits...we know. And you're dress is a size too small.
What I don't get is the deconstructing of everything Pippa. She lives an ordinary life and yet people think that she is out there to be judged on whatever - even eyeliner. She just hasn't put herself out there like her Royal sister, so I think it is pretty unfair.
For once I agree with Kunty Karl. I think Salma is gorgeous, and the picture is hilarious. Both the Lohan's and the Kartrashians need to go away for a very long vacation on a rocketship to a far off planet somewhere, and never return.
Oliver is trying to contain those CHICHIS, lolol
KuntyKarl, you cannot fix it, the first statement was better!
Chick-Fil-A waited so long, people have moved on. Like the kiss-ins though! ;p
Awwww, Jesse Tyler & Justin are cute! <3
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Congrats to Jesse and Justin.
That's a funny pic capture of Oliver and Salma, I wonder what he was really doing...
Chick-Fil-A can kiss my ass.
Ah, Karl, keep being you.
Isn't Biever's 15 mins over yet?
Another that doesn't like the dress. Her boobies are amazing, but for some reason, I have always thought her looks were way overrated.
Salma should rip his hair plugs out.
Chik-Fil-A has its fingers crossed behind its back.
"Savages" baaaaarely recouped its production budget. Half of all critics hated it, more for the bad dialogue and directing than the sterling performances by Lively and Travolta.
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Oliver Stone is striking a Dracula pose. Ick.
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Not a fan of Selma's dress. Color combo??? Not liking it. Those boobies are amazing though.
I can imagine Blohan recoiling in horror when she confronted her old nemesis Parasite in New York. Before you start a career as a shit, you should make sure you have an unlimited supply of money.
oliver's head is bigger than salma's tits
All I really want to know is wtf is up with the demon child in the "become a social worker" ad?? Skeery.
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Congrats to M.J. Hart ! !
I love her show Melissa & Joey. Too bad I gots ta miss it on Wednesday night cuz I got a night class.
RERUNS RULE !!!!
I don't get the hype with Salma ....but if she's going to put those ridiculous mounds out there, then she has to deal with the scum. I think it's degrading and gross.
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omg Jesse and his eyebrow partner are 2 QEUT!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Chichis of cuntiness, more like.