Just When You Were Starting To Think That It's Been A While Since Lindsay Lohan's Ass Got Arrested
Because Lindsay Lohan had to remind everyone that she's the original fuck up, she got put into handcuffs at 2:30 this morning in NYC after she allegedly hit a 30-year-old dude with her Porsche Cayenne. When you hit someone with your car, you (who I'm assuming doesn't have White Oprah genes and brains made of coagulated coke balls) check to see if the dude is alright, give him a swig from the flask you keep between your titties and then scream for an ambulance if his ass needs one. But when Blohan hits a dude, she makes her passenger check to see if her SUV has any gross blood stains or whatever on it and then she just sashays into her hotel, because there's a line of the bad shit waiting for her in her room and she doesn't want it to get cold (or she didn't want to keep her john waiting). Let's all lubricate our tonsils with liquid caffeine and scream together now: THIS BITCH! The worst part of waking up is LiLo fucking up.
TMZ says that LiLo was trying to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel at around 12:30 this morning when she ran into the dude's knee. After LiLo ignored the dude and walked into the Dream Hotel, someone called the police. The Police put the freckled terror in handcuffs as soon as she walked out of the hotel two hours later. The dumbass was booked for leaving the scene of an accident and she was later released without having to pay bail. The cops gave her a desk appearance ticket. Surprisingly, the police don't believe that the sweet nectar was running through her veins when she nearly took a bitch out. The victim was taken to the hospital to be checked out, but he had no visible injuries.
LiLo is still on probation for stealing that necklace, so this latest act of dumb fuckery could get her a ticket back to court in L.A.
In related news, Amanda Bynes, SpongeBob and the rest of the Nickelodeon gang were seen outside of the hospital giving the victim a stack of money and thanking him for a job well done. That's what bitch gets for fucking with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: 3
Mickey Mouse: ZERO!
And when asked for a comment, White Oprah said:
"This would've never happened if she was in New York!"
"But White Oprah, this happened in New York."
"....Your shoes look silly!"
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I wish this stupid twunt would take a family vaca and drive the whole clan off of a cliff!
Behold the next Dana Plato.
"This world is a whore."
At the rate she's going, 1 of 3 things is bound to happen: 1) She'll OD or wind up using some bad stuff and that'll be the end of her; 2) She'll continue to pull these stupid stunts and piss off the wrong person or people and that'll be the end (a dead end at that); or 3) She'll become completely unemployable to the point where even the tabs will get bored and ignore her, and she'll wind up in jail for writing bad checks or something stupid and that'll be the end (at least for us).
I can't see her ever accepting responsibility for her actions, nor do I think she'll ever change. Everything will always be someone else's fault and she will always be the victim (and a perfect person at that who's going to win an Oscar).
Sadly, I don't think this girl will live past 27. Very sad, indeed.
Jesus ! I think she actually surpassed Kim Kardashian as the dumbest, trash ho.
She might as well just change her name to "troubled actress". It's in every article written about her.
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it's like these bitches pass the stupid back and forth....
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1. How can she have a valid license?
2. What insurance company would even carry her?
Watching Dina just made me wonder who is going to die first: Lilo or her mom. I wouldn't be surprised if they were both dead within 12 months.
I recently watched "Meerkat Manor" and realized that those particular animals were more intelligent, moral, hygenic, composed and sagacious than any member of this family.
All the shit they seem to be doing on an hourly basis are just symptoms of the sickness. There is no hope for any of them. She will have more "incidents", her mother will make more of a jackass of herself, her sister will become more unwatchable and her father...ugh.
Maybe if every pap/media outlet on the face of the earth simply ignore their existence, maybe they'll all just vanish. I would love to see if they are living proof of quantum mechanics: "if you don't see something, it didn't happen".
Damn. I only hope when she gets popped for real it's somewhere other than CA, so she does real time.
I guess nothing will stop Blohan from trying to get some blow from Vikram Chatwal.
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her license ought to be suspended for a minimum of 5 years, and not have Porsche renting out cars to this dumb ass to crash.
shouldn't she have AT LEAST a breathalyzer installed in all her cars she drives after TWO convicted DUI's, including hit & runs, drugs found on her, hijacking hostages? I know for a fact in Canada, where it's like everything flies and we'll give you a slap on the wrist, a second DUI is an automatic 5 year suspension of your license, plus heavy fines etc. and possible jail time.
edit: just checked and it is 5 years after a second DUI alone, unless after 2 years of suspension you get a Breathalyzer installed, which costs around $1.5-$ 2K a month for the remainder of your term. So for an average person, hell, even upper middle class, it's 5 years suspension.
You can get shot at for doing something like this in NY.
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Why is this bitch driving??? She just gets herself into trouble. Get yourself a chauffeur, Lindsay. You can afford it. Same thing with stupid ass Amanda Bynes. Why chance DUIs (and in LL's case, shitty driving overall) when you can afford to hire someone to take you?
Irish Fury- you got me there! Yes, you fairskinned devils are evil geniuses. =-D
Submitted by suckitpigs on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:08pm.
Man, white people are fucking stupid and always getting away with shit.
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but....but....doesn't that make us smart? The getting away with it part? Team #geniuses
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Oops Mk, didnt read your write up. I saw this on CNN.
Man, white people are fucking stupid and always getting away with shit.
What was Dina saying about Lindsay racking up less charges if she lived in New York?
This is like some sorta cosmic joke.
Rofl. She got arrested while I was sleeping peacefully 3 blocks away.
Really, what's stopping us from hucking the Lohans into a volcano so we can be done with them?
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TMZ is hinting the victim is lying.
For once, Lindsay may not be at fault.
"Surveillance video of the Lindsay accident appears to show her accuser was exaggerating."
Lohan hit a person, didn't stay at the scene, was arrested while on probation, and was let go? No consequences Holan. smdh
"stack of money and thanking him for a job well done" - olololol (but made no difference) ;P
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I so was happy this happened in NYC and not LA, thinking now she would finally serve some time, but now after reading all your comments, I can see she's going to get away with it.
again.
blohan fuckery as usual.
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I call bullshit on this. I have clipped someone with my car, guess what, they were walking in the road and they deserved it. People who cry about being clipped by cars know they were in the damn wrong. You were clipped and not HIT because you were jaywalking.
Lindsay, your Mama had no self-esteem to give you, so you need to get some for yourself and get
some balls and some therapy and stay out of the limelight for a while.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:44pm.
Thanks :)
And GG I will not ask. Some things are better left unknown. Lol
MTurtle - thanks, doll! God Bless - really!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, :)
*Been thinking bout ya
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:56pm.
God bless.
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HAHAHAHA! Love it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
God bless.
If she kept her stupid ass out of clubs and hotels she would not keep being in these situations.
JFC. TMZ is so far up the Lohans asses it makes me sick.
Okay if this is a matter of opportunistic money-grubbing, and he's looking to file a lawsuit, I really hope this trip to court tips her over the edge and she decides to either a) move to an obscure country thousands of miles away, or b) goes out in a grand exit á la Thelma and Louise. You know, basically, vamoose. All court and no sanity make Lindsay a dull girl.
Touche, dementa!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:02pm.
He can take a (toilet) seat next to Thomas Crapper, popularizer of the flush toilet.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
PHM - ask her/him if they shit on the train tracks!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ok, wait -- why is she parking her own car? the hotel has valet service, and she's going in and out of the front door so why not use the valet (i.e., it's not like she parked on the side street and oozed with secrecy into the back of the building through a security door).
i'm starting to smell "tuna scented" [tm Hekki] shenanigans. the so-called victim may not be the only one who was involved in this set-up of a publicity grab ...
raise your game, Dina and Mike. your move, Bynes.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:41pm.
"The victim was taken to the hospital to be checked out, but he had no visible injuries"
This sounds fishy to me. I can see someone sticking their knee out maybe/maybe not getting
touched and yelling MY KNEE MY KNEE...
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Considering it was THIS BITCH I would high five that motherfucker. I refuse to ever be on Team Lohan. Eww I felt grossness just typing those words. *shivers*
They probably couldn't legally do a breathalyzer test because she could just say she had a couple of drinks in the 2 hours that she was in the hotel....
*oh derp I got called away and didn't refresh...sorry PSL & ME
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Time for Quentin Tarentino to remake "Death Proof"...with Lohan AND Amanda Bynes playng Kurt Russell's part.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:35pm.
It's cool! LOL! BTW, can I tell you I LOVE "Ginger Stale"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:35pm.
they never gave her a breathalyzer test! What the fuck take the trouble to go through the motions. It takes 2 seconds. Dumb ass pigs.
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I heard that, legally, they have to wait a certain period of time before a breathalyser. Something about how, if you've recently had a drink but are under the limit, your reading an be artificially raised by whatever's in your mouth as opposed to your blood alcohol level. And they have to keep an eye on you for the waiting time, or you can claim that you drank *after* you were pulled over.
It makes sense - why else would they have sobriety tests, when they could just carry breathalysers?
It's still incompetent, but I can sort of understand how they might have forgotten, or something.
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hahahahha M.E.....great minds think alike...
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Code Red, if she was in the Hotel for 2 hrs before she came out, they can't prove she was wasted while driving. Even though we all know she was....
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number