Thursday, September 20th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!

Coming soon to Kmart. The Sandra Lee Collection. - TheWhit

Runners-up:

Ironically, liquor is at this very moment taking out a restraining order. - Callie

Finally, previously heartbroken Randy Travis has found himself a new girlfriend. - Spkheller

Now that it has been officially suspended without pay for three games from playing professional baseball, Yunel Escobar's eye-black has taken to whoring and advertising cheap liquor on the streets to recoup it's losses. - Ashton Cruz

via Poorly Dressed

Posted by: Michael K
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Migraine Sally's picture
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:09pm.

And I NEED liquor after seeing this mess.

frenchflies's picture
Submitted by frenchflies on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:09pm.

Introducing Orca's cousin, Liqua.

jack-n-the-hat's picture
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:09pm.

LMAO bambam!!! I got game!

Submitted by She She peritta on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:09pm.

Me too!

frenchflies's picture
Submitted by frenchflies on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:08pm.

You got Shenenah fever!

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:11pm.

Um excuse me ma'am but do you mind stepping off my scales!

Submitted by katiekate44 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:07pm.

Because her "I love Twinkies, fried chicken, and bacon" outfit was at the cleaners.

bambam's picture
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:07pm.

I said to Jack in the Hat "I can understand the bottle of whiskey but what's the deal with the rope and harpoon?"

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Rocket's picture
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:04pm.

Imagine if you will, the love child of Kayne West and Kim Kardashian.

OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:01pm.

For the caucasian version, visit Chateau Marmont.

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:00pm.

Missy Elliot's stylist was fired for spelling "LICK HER" incorrectly.

ditquoi's picture
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:58pm.

"I love liquor"

yeah I store it in my thighs!

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