Thursday, September 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!
Coming soon to Kmart. The Sandra Lee Collection. - TheWhit
Runners-up:
Ironically, liquor is at this very moment taking out a restraining order. - Callie
Finally, previously heartbroken Randy Travis has found himself a new girlfriend. - Spkheller
Now that it has been officially suspended without pay for three games from playing professional baseball, Yunel Escobar's eye-black has taken to whoring and advertising cheap liquor on the streets to recoup it's losses. - Ashton Cruz
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Lol.. Comments 2 and 3 were hilarious
LOL at these!! Funniest bunch here at DL. Congrats winners!
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Hookerz on FIYAH! Congrats to all!
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@giaknight - LMAO!!! Highlarious!!! Let's start the ordering right now!!
Excellent captions, congrats to today's winners! lol
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Congrats vinners!!! Funny sheet!!! I was late to the party and had nothin' to contribute cause all ya'll had such funny stuff already. Good job!!
Congrats TheWhit, Callie and Ashton Cruz!
Everybody thx for chuckles!
Every alcoholic should have this tank top. When family wonders where they stand, they can just read your chest. No need to talk!
LMAO! So funny, thewhit, callie! Congrats to all the winners!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
LOL callie! Great job everyone!
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
What's taking so long? This is the last time I valet my Jazzy.
LaFonda likes to dress up as her drink of choice, the Latrice Royal.
Hey look! It's Lindsay Lohans wing-ho.
Lindsay Lohan's Ready-to-wear collection hits the streets this fall.
Um, Blue Ivy Carter's future...something, something...
Tequila Mockingturd is almost done with her evening and I know exactly what she needs, girl needs a kiki.
I don't understand why no D-Lister on here is asking the most obvious question...Where can I buy this outfit?
You gots to be at LEAST 1775 to ride dis ride? Fool, one mo shot an my ass is 1776! Let freedom ride, bitches. Let Freedom ride.
It's really obnoxious when these types try to force their choices of an alcohol-free lifestyle on those of us who like to embibe. We get it, you're a tee-totaller. Get over youself...and larger clothes.
I wanted to buy you something for your birthday, but I wasn't sure about the size or the color.
"Yes but your craigslist ad said 'curvy chocolate princess' looking for crunk buddy."
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Submitted by Callie on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:32pm.
Ironically, liquor is at this very moment taking out a restraining order.
LOL!!
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Sam Flax, Fire Doesn't Burn Itself Live @ The Echo, Silverlake, 9/20/12
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Brave gal to post her hip measurement
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Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 11:45pm.
Two lucky TLC producers are about to discover the star of their next reality show, "Here Comes Honey Badonk-a-donk".
LOL! Made me spit my screen!
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Michael K's first fashion show was all the rage behind the alley at Fashion Week
** some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside **
Reports still linger that "Grumpy Old Men" stars Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon have been dead for years? My ass. Here they are being photographed in South Beach, all set to have drinks with Kate Middleton's nipples.
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Two lucky TLC producers are about to discover the star of their next reality show, "Here Comes Honey Badonk-a-donk".
Liquor up front, poker in the rear...for $50.
crp - someone already went there.
What? She can't help it if her boyfriend's mama gave him a ghetto name.
It was no secret that her love of booze helped her set a new weight record.
Will hook for booze.
Coming soon to Kmart. The Sandra Lee Collection.
Finally, previously heartbroken Randy Travis has found himself a new girlfriend.
Ironically, liquor is at this very moment taking out a restraining order.
Time has not been kind to Barbie's friend Cara, for the years of fine wine and dining have caught up with her.
Oprah will do anything to get people to watch her OWN network.
Seeing as it's not 1988 anymore, Queen Laqueefa's attempt at gangsta rap seems I'll timed.
Somebody's been supersized a few times too many.
What's her poison? It's a triple shot of vodka, followed by a twinkie chaser
99 bottles of fat on my hips
99 bottles of fat
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Hmmm, mmm! I know that's right! Liquor or lick-her, it ain't no thing.
She's tons of fun - so you better run - cuz this fat bitch gonna make you cum
I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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