Open Post: Hosted By Kat And Mau5
If a tattooed Greta Gremlin went to a Halloween party dressed as a business woman version of Elvira and met and fell in love with a tattooed Powder (who came to the party as tattooed Powder), this is what it would look like. Here's Kat Von D and Canadian DJ Deadmau5 (who your eyes might not recognize since a costume mouse head is usually covering his mug) holding hands while strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Kat Von D used to bump tattooed genitals with a dude who had to wear a giant Nazi hat to get off and now she's humping on a dude who I'm guessing has to wear a giant mouse head to get off. Bitch has a fetish. What I'm getting at is that if Cap'n Crunch has ever tickled his crunch berries to Kat Von D's picture, then he should just sit tight and be patient, because his wet dream can come true as soon as she's done with Mouse Head.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:19pm.
That makes sense.
I really wasn't trying to be mean, it was just that a few weeks back you made some posts that I swore an imposter had made after hijacking your acct. because they did NOT seem like you at all.
@Foxxy
The first morning we had together, I woke up to his huge copper eyes about 4 inches away from my face. I screamed, got tangled up in my bedding, and flew off the bed onto the floor. He nonchalantly strolled over to the edge of the bed and gave me a "What are you doing?" look.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:18pm.
Wow! I am amazed at the prices you guys pay.
Your avie always makes me smile Rasc! I picture you always as that sweet and happy kitten!
@mike-lol, where is my head? Of course that's what it is....maybe mixed with some of the syphllis pus left over from vanilla gorilla?
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@mike
truly lmao ;-) [*bows down to you and your skillz*]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thanks, everyhooker! :D
@EC
I know watcha mean about spending whatever needs to be spent to keep them healthy and happy. I ate more than my share of ramen noodles for a few months. ;)
@Mike
Hot Lips came from a shelter as well. Sad story behind him getting there. (No time to tell it now, though.) He's purebred and papered, but I got him for the discount price of 65 clams. Had I brought him from the breeder, I would have likely been out about a grand. o_O
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:37pm.
Yo Mike. Yep. Depending on the vet, anywhere from $250 to $500.
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HOLY JEEBUS! $250 TO $500 where you live? You're back east, right? That is ridiculous!
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Cuppy, my doggy gets her teeth cleaned once a year with general anesthetic, she's less then 5 lbs. Her last cleaning I paid $230.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:57pm.
*waves at Evil like Dina Lohan flagging down her bar server at last call*
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Love the wave description!
I have started to do that as well. I see an avie(s) and my eyes roll right over to the next post. Like you said, it makes life here so much easier and enjoyable.
How are you today?
kat and that dude must have some very serious mental and emotional issues. no one gets all that stuff put on them unless they are trying to cover something else up.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:10pm.
I've been using that approach on dlisted for years, and it usually has nothing to do with politics.
@ Bacon --
ooooo, big fluffy kitty! copper eyes? yikes. i don't think i would want to wake up at night to go pee and see glowing copper eyes staring at me in the dark, geez, lmao!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
That amazes me the amounts some vets charge for certain procedures. I am thankful for my vet. He is excellent and extremely kind, and apparently very cheaply priced.
My mom's friend has a poodle and had some blood tests done a few weeks ago- $1600 .00. only to find out the poodle is just fine with no real health issues.
Don't get me wrong, I would spend whatever I had to on my pets, in order for them to be healthy, and thankfully I have a good vet with very fair prices who helps me do that.
Lovely cat Bacon!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:57pm.
*waves at Evil like Dina Lohan flagging down her bar server at last call*
"The best way to silence idiot homophobes is to ignore them. There are assholes out there that love the attention, even if it is negative, because they love to hear themselves pontificate on the subject, and adore the opportunity to respond with even more idiotic insights."
i hope we can get to that on here vis a vis inflammatory political comments, both liberal and conservative. now committed to the "ignore them" strategy and my last week of dlisted reading has been very enjoyable. i now see certain avi photos and names and without reading a single word i skip to a comment from someone else. some of those avis and names are conservatives, some of them are liberals. all of them are discussion-monopolizing idiots who need to be ignored
easy, breezy, beautiful. i highly recommend it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:04pm.
Cute. I have solid charcoal gray "mutt" cat. I got him from a high -kill shelter.
BaconSlut, that spider vid you posted has me laughing like a frickin' hyena over here!! :))
@Foxxy or Anyhooker that wants an idea of what mah boy looks like, here is a link. Toward the bottom of the page, look for Int Ch Eddore Up In Smoke.
http://www.smokepersians.com/kittensns.htm
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:53pm.
How does Kat keep her skin so porcelin white? Shes Mexican and lives in Cali so that must be quite a feat!
I'm assuming you're being silly. Kat wears her makeup kabuki-style.
@EH- This is totally a legitimate question, not meant in a mean way or anything, but I am really curious as to why sometimes you post articulate, well thought out comments with correct spelling, that make me think you are nicely educated, then other times your posts seem like they are written by a completely different person, with no idea which way is up, much less what they are fucking talking about. It has perplexed me time and again.
Do you drunk post sometimes?
I am genuinely curious.
Submitted by Gobbler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:43pm.
HI GOBBLER! (((HUGS)))
As far as that story, it is a perfect example of why people should stay the hell off of social media.
The mom is obviously an intolerant asshole but the backlash is extreme as well. Especially since the mom in all probability did not beat her kid, but more than likely posted that thinking she was funny and cool.
Whatever the case, people need to STFU about their views on homosexuality, and get with the program of evolving, and they also need to stop with the hateful backlash.
The best way to silence idiot homophobes is to ignore them. There are assholes out there that love the attention, even if it is negative, because they love to hear themselves pontificate on the subject, and adore the opportunity to respond with even more idiotic insights.
Best message- STAY OFF TWITTER AND FB!
@Tyroan
Very true! And I believe by state law, a full blood panel needs to be done.
@Foxxy
I've got a disc with some pics of him (got to find it from last move!), and then I'll have to figure out how to make an avi. I'm not to smooth with technology> *hangs head*
Ooooooh. And he's a black smoke Persian. Brilliant copper eyes, extreme smushy face, a bit of a harelip, and, of course, the tongue thing. When he gets nervous (i.e. at the vet), his eyes water, he blows snot bubbles, and he drools. 14 lbs of incredible. :D
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Ok, snowy. Thanks for sharing? I owe you one! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Eeek. Can you imagine what Kat Von D will look like when she's 75?
She'll be a hit at show & tell at the nursing home.
ha ha Deb, I couldn't be alone in having seen that!!!!
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How does Kat keep her skin so porcelin white? Shes Mexican and lives in Cali so that must be quite a feat!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by tempokat on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 5:07pm.
Makes absolute sense! And yep, i agree they tend to be fetishists. Usually people with tats attract one another. Apparently when you get a tattoo you just can't stop at one. i think it's BS. I see myself being able to get one and just one...but then again i get bored with stuff real quick so after a week i'd probably be kicking my own ass.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:47pm.
speaking of gross: Kim K's nipples size appears to be on par with her ass!
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WHY, snowy? I'll never look at genoa salami the same!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
sorry, but hnow you're going to ave to put up an avi of your dog with his tongue rolling out. i LOVE to see dogs do that! mine only does it once in a while when she's asleep ... :-(
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
Mine both get knocked out too. Like I said, I think it will depend where you live. I'm Southwest, so things tend to be more reasonable in some things, and high as hell in others.
So anyway if anyone plans on being lady lovely locks for halloween, have some guys cum in your hair and leave it in overnight to penetrate. By the time halloween rolls around....your hair will be so full and luscious and radiant people will be mistaking u for Kim Zolziack all night long....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Never had it done, but I think general anesthetic is the reason for high price dental cleaning for our animal companions.
I brush my dogs' teeth every week; don't think a cat would put up with that ish.
Yes, Mike, Ivanka, I never knew how gross she used to be.
speaking of gross: Kim K's nipples size appears to be on par with her ass!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/is-kim-kardashian-wearing-areola-accentuiz...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Kat Von Disgusting truly looks like the victim of a flesh eating disease. Her tats are horrible.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:32pm.
there's now a cleaning system where pets do not have to be put under anesthesia and cleaning can be done by groomers as well as vets. less expensive than vet service. forgot what it's called, sorry
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:29pm.
O MAH GEE! look at Number 11! she used to more fucked up in the face than Gaga! ahahahahhahahaha
http://theberry.com/2012/06/26/sneaky-and-not-so-sneaky-plastic-surgery-...
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And anyone who thinks Kim's ass is real should finally be able to see from those pictures what most of us have said all along! FAKE!
@EC
I need the address of your vet! Hot Lips had a cleaning about one year ago and also had to have his left canine removed. 500 clams later!!! Bonus: His tongue now hangs out of his mouth quite frequently. It's awesomely cute!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:32pm.
I'm not sure about cats but I get my two dogs teeth cleaned once a year, and it runs me $75 for the big dog and $55 for the small dog.
It probably will also depend on your location.
I know you asked about cats, but maybe it will give you an idea.
Thanks. That seems cheap. I think I was paying around $125 when I had my dog. He had to be anaesthetized though, so I'm sure that made it more expensive.
EC- I WOULD FREAKIN DIE!
I posted this link really late in the last open post: http://www.dailydot.com/society/homophobic-facebook-rant-holley-biffle/
Any thoughts?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:37pm.
Yo Mike. Yep. Depending on the vet, anywhere from $250 to $500.
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HOLY JEEBUS! $250 TO $500 where you live? You're back east, right? That is ridiculous!
EH, the odds of my asking you for details are between "zero" and "forget it".
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:29pm.
O MAH GEE! look at Number 11! she used to more fucked up in the face than Gaga! ahahahahhahahaha
http://theberry.com/2012/06/26/sneaky-and-not-so-sneaky-plastic-surgery-...
ouch@Ivanka Trump
I think Heidi Klum looked better per-surgery.
Rose McGowan is tragic.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:32pm.
I'm not sure about cats but I get my two dogs teeth cleaned once a year, and it runs me $75 for the big dog and $55 for the small dog.
It probably will also depend on your location.
I know you asked about cats, but maybe it will give you an idea.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:37pm.
Okay. Thanks. My cat has some tartar buildup that needs to be addressed.
Yo Mike. Yep. Depending on the vet, anywhere from $250 to $500.
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@M.E.
I don't know if your still around, and I don't know why I didn't think of this after reading your hilarious spider story yesterday, but I haz a clip for you! *wide grin* Cast: an assortment of Dlisted characters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n15JxrBJ8
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:18pm.
Yo, dog, have you ever had a cat's teef professionally cleaned? About how much did it cost (if you don't mind me asking)? 200-300?
Anyone else had it done?
O MAH GEE! look at Number 11! she used to more fucked up in the face than Gaga! ahahahahhahahaha
http://theberry.com/2012/06/26/sneaky-and-not-so-sneaky-plastic-surgery-...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:21pm.
That is nice.
Now get back to the pervy shit that I like.
@dog
Really though, it was some emotional shit. His family is connected to something horribly tragic and he posted pictures of all these things he did with his mom to make the day happy for her and help her forget about that tragic day. It seriously is hands down the sweetest thing ive ever seen anyone do, ever. End of story.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
IG, too bad it wasn't a foot up the ass.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:10pm.
We haz wind gusts of 50 mphs! Windy bitches.
We had that with heavy, heavy rain a few hours ago. It's calmed down since.