Open Post: Hosted By Kat And Mau5

September 18, 2012 / Posted by:

If a tattooed Greta Gremlin went to a Halloween party dressed as a business woman version of Elvira and met and fell in love with a tattooed Powder (who came to the party as tattooed Powder), this is what it would look like. Here’s Kat Von D and Canadian DJ Deadmau5 (who your eyes might not recognize since a costume mouse head is usually covering his mug) holding hands while strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Kat Von D used to bump tattooed genitals with a dude who had to wear a giant Nazi hat to get off and now she’s humping on a dude who I’m guessing has to wear a giant mouse head to get off. Bitch has a fetish. What I’m getting at is that if Cap’n Crunch has ever tickled his crunch berries to Kat Von D’s picture, then he should just sit tight and be patient, because his wet dream can come true as soon as she’s done with Mouse Head.

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