Tuesday, September 18th 2012

Night Crumbs

Yunel Escobar of the Toronto Blue Jays got his ass suspended for putting the message "You're a Faggot" on his face and my only question is: So Isaiah Washington is working as a make-up artist now? - Towleroad

Kit Harrington looks like he's taking a caca on the side of a van, but it works for me and no that doesn't mean you can call me a scat queen from now on - Lainey Gossip

Perhaps Michael Lohan and Suge Knight can talk about this over a balcony - The Superficial 

Not pictured: Justin Bieber off camera screaming "EWWWWWW, Selena, close your legs! You know how girl parts make me feel!" - Hollywood Tuna 

"And this is what you put your eye on if you want to see what the gates of haven looks like." - Drunken Stepfather

The time Photoshop turned GOOPY Paltrow into Kelly Ripa - The Berry 

Denzel Washington's hair dome looks so soft. I just want to miniaturize myself and roll around in it. - Celebitchy

Is this Javier Bardem or Robert Downey Jr. as Pauly D? - Just Jared

Katie Holmes is back to looking dead inside on the cover of Harper's Bazaar Russia - ICYDK

Every now and again I'm reminded that Miley Cyrus' hair icon Pink is a mother - Popsugar

Today's "Nalgas show from a dude you don't know" moment is brought to you by Brian Merel - OMG Blog

Drew the Farm Kid and his "bitch, don't" face wins at life - SOW

Ted isn't dead - Hollywood Rag 

So many "dressing rooms at a Tijuana donkey show" jokes, so little time - Cityrag

Shakira and Usher will get whiplash on the next season of The Voice - I'm Not Obsessed

And cut to Joe Simpson in a law library checking to make sure that marrying your daughter hasn't suddenly become legal again - IDLYITW

Dennis Rodman's tortured lips look like labia that doesn't appreciate being pierced - Crunk + Disorderly

Posted by: Michael K


Tigerlilly's picture

With such a creative (read GHEY) idea to send a message with his 'sportsup' (read make up) can't he come up with a more creative slur than 'faggot'? BORING!!!! What's the Spanish translation for 'Butt Burgler'? Oh, sure it's just as offensive, but he gets make up points for being creative...and I'm sure he'd get a better quality man ass at the end of the game to boot. Win.Win.

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Nanners's picture

He's a disgrace to the Jays.

He couldn't have written so clearly on his own face so who helped him?

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Having an elementary, stumbling Americano grasp of Spanish, I wonder if he's insulting someone in particular. He uses "tu" and not "vos," and "maricon" and not "maricones."

So it doesn't sound like he's insulting the other team, unless he's trying to insult them one by one.

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D.R.'s picture

Wow, I don't know why he even wasted his time. Didn't he know that would get him in trouble? What an idiot.

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DianaDeath's picture

RETRAZADO.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:47pm.
Wasn't Papa Joe a preacher or something? He is HUGE, at least 3 Jessicas.

He was, but apparently "managing" his daughters' careers pays more than God does. He was never a slim man.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:53pm.
Ha, I was reading a lot of Cuban Americans are protesting saying the phrase is no more that what you WANT to make of it, and can be used as "coward" or "You little girl". How funny if the people fining him and making him take "sensitivity lessons" now have to be fined and take sensitivity lessons.

That's true of most slang: there's often a neutral original sense, then an offensive sense. Or the word gets worn out through overuse and becomes tolerable in some contexts. I mean, cabrón originally meant "goat," but just try calling someone a goat. It also can be used to tease friends, but you'd better know the friends really well to try it, or you'll get punched out.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:02pm.

Nothing better than a fine man who knows how to dress.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I love Denzel's outfits. Men should dress like that all the time.

SANS FARDS's picture

What a fucking asshole. Keep that shit to yourself. Even if he didn't mean to be homophobic, like it's acceptable to taunt another team and say "you play like a girl" or whatever his piss poor excuse was?

The ONLY time it is proper to make a statement during a sporting event is to honor someone, like wearing a commemorative number to honor a player who passed away, or something like that.

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TexnDoc's picture

Ha, I was reading a lot of Cuban Americans are protesting saying the phrase is no more that what you WANT to make of it, and can be used as "coward" or "You little girl". How funny if the people fining him and making him take "sensitivity lessons" now have to be fined and take sensitivity lessons.

It can also mean chicken, a coward
It could be the f word but then he probably would had put marica not maricon
It can be translated to faggot
Not little girl ever
It is stillwrong and he should had known better

TexnDoc's picture

Wasn't Papa Joe a preacher or something? He is HUGE, at least 3 Jessicas.

MissJaneTexas's picture

There is a huge difference between saying that to your friends in the latin community and putting that on your face when you know you will be on national television. Surely he didnt think that no one watching speaks spanish - right?

what an idiot.

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RandéSleepover's picture

That baby donkey!! (Err, they get bigger, don't they? *waits for SDR to weigh in*)

Foxxy Brown's picture

"Said Escobar at a press conference this afternoon, through a translator: “I don’t have anything against homosexuals. I have friends that are gay...It’s just something that’s been said amongst the Latinos. It’s not something that’s meant to be offensive."

ok, great then. next time i see a Latino stranger, i'm going to walk up to him and call him that because now I know it's a term of endearment amongst "the Latinos."

no excuse for him. but you know this is all he has ever been taught by his dad, granddads, uncles, brothers, older cousins, the OGs on his street, the kids at school, his youth and teen baseball teammates, everyone, his entire young life. he really needs to get his own mind in order and leave that shit behind him, hopefully he'll learn something from this and change

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Never ever heard it as a term of endeament
Unless he gay and trying to use it like the n word and black people
I think if you perhaps joking with your friend and you call her a slut and she calls you a whore then maybe in that sense you call your friend maricon

RandéSleepover's picture

He's silly and illiterate.

mike's picture

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:26pm.
Is it me, or is celeb gossip extremely boring lately.

It's not just you.

Is it me, or is celeb gossip extremely boring lately.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:14pm.

**Shame** Mr. Escobar. I would give him more than some suspension. Have his ass do some LGBT youth outreach. Teach some kids some ball!

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The article says that the money lost during his 3 game suspension he will donate to GLAAD. Haha, serves him right.
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I saw that and that is good! For sure. Although I feel prejudices are generally lost through immersion if you know what I mean. Not just donating money.

Daniee's picture

'Escobar at a press conference this afternoon, through a translator: “I don’t have anything against homosexuals. I have friends that are gay...It’s just something that’s been said amongst the Latinos. It’s not something that’s meant to be offensive.” '

Does this have any honesty to it Latin Dlisters?? Is it used without malice or bigotry or is he full of shit?

FluffKitteh's picture

Shouldn't it be "tu eres"? he forgot the S.

Jackass.

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mike's picture

Shouldn't the "o" in maricon have an accent mark?

Pendejo!

JulzNo1Zero's picture

Tu eres un pinche pendejo!

Change is coming through my Shadow

little_rascal's picture

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:14pm.

**Shame** Mr. Escobar. I would give him more than some suspension. Have his ass do some LGBT youth outreach. Teach some kids some ball!

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The article says that the money lost during his 3 game suspension he will donate to GLAAD. Haha, serves him right.

snowpiece's picture

Pink's baby is so cute!!!!

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MissJaneTexas's picture

What an idiot. What's the point of that even?

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Daniee's picture

**Shame** Mr. Escobar. I would give him more than some suspension. Have his ass do some LGBT youth outreach. Teach some kids some ball!

Katie Holmes should just not try to do the whole dripping sultry thing.....it ain't your thang! Smile gently and be the girl next door.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

He looks like a real asshole.