Night Crumbs

Yunel Escobar of the Toronto Blue Jays got his ass suspended for putting the message “You’re a Faggot” on his face and my only question is: So Isaiah Washington is working as a make-up artist now? – Towleroad

Kit Harrington looks like he’s taking a caca on the side of a van, but it works for me and no that doesn’t mean you can call me a scat queen from now on – Lainey Gossip

Perhaps Michael Lohan and Suge Knight can talk about this over a balcony – The Superficial 

Not pictured: Justin Bieber off camera screaming “EWWWWWW, Selena, close your legs! You know how girl parts make me feel!” – Hollywood Tuna 

“And this is what you put your eye on if you want to see what the gates of haven looks like.” – Drunken Stepfather

The time Photoshop turned GOOPY Paltrow into Kelly Ripa – The Berry 

Denzel Washington’s hair dome looks so soft. I just want to miniaturize myself and roll around in it. – Celebitchy

Is this Javier Bardem or Robert Downey Jr. as Pauly D? – Just Jared

Katie Holmes is back to looking dead inside on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Russia – ICYDK

Every now and again I’m reminded that Miley Cyrus’ hair icon Pink is a mother – Popsugar

Today’s “Nalgas show from a dude you don’t know” moment is brought to you by Brian Merel – OMG Blog

Drew the Farm Kid and his “bitch, don’t” face wins at life – SOW

Ted isn’t dead – Hollywood Rag 

So many “dressing rooms at a Tijuana donkey show” jokes, so little time – Cityrag

Shakira and Usher will get whiplash on the next season of The Voice – I’m Not Obsessed

And cut to Joe Simpson in a law library checking to make sure that marrying your daughter hasn’t suddenly become legal again – IDLYITW

Dennis Rodman’s tortured lips look like labia that doesn’t appreciate being pierced – Crunk + Disorderly