Night Crumbs
Yunel Escobar of the Toronto Blue Jays got his ass suspended for putting the message "You're a Faggot" on his face and my only question is: So Isaiah Washington is working as a make-up artist now? - Towleroad
Kit Harrington looks like he's taking a caca on the side of a van, but it works for me and no that doesn't mean you can call me a scat queen from now on - Lainey Gossip
Perhaps Michael Lohan and Suge Knight can talk about this over a balcony - The Superficial
Not pictured: Justin Bieber off camera screaming "EWWWWWW, Selena, close your legs! You know how girl parts make me feel!" - Hollywood Tuna
"And this is what you put your eye on if you want to see what the gates of haven looks like." - Drunken Stepfather
The time Photoshop turned GOOPY Paltrow into Kelly Ripa - The Berry
Denzel Washington's hair dome looks so soft. I just want to miniaturize myself and roll around in it. - Celebitchy
Is this Javier Bardem or Robert Downey Jr. as Pauly D? - Just Jared
Katie Holmes is back to looking dead inside on the cover of Harper's Bazaar Russia - ICYDK
Every now and again I'm reminded that Miley Cyrus' hair icon Pink is a mother - Popsugar
Today's "Nalgas show from a dude you don't know" moment is brought to you by Brian Merel - OMG Blog
Drew the Farm Kid and his "bitch, don't" face wins at life - SOW
Ted isn't dead - Hollywood Rag
So many "dressing rooms at a Tijuana donkey show" jokes, so little time - Cityrag
Shakira and Usher will get whiplash on the next season of The Voice - I'm Not Obsessed
And cut to Joe Simpson in a law library checking to make sure that marrying your daughter hasn't suddenly become legal again - IDLYITW
Dennis Rodman's tortured lips look like labia that doesn't appreciate being pierced - Crunk + Disorderly
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Thanks for clearing this up! Sometimes things can really get lost in translation and cultural differences and we usually expect the worst of people, so I just had to wonder. Turns out dude is just a little angry asshole. : (
And I'm going on the record that there are just as many pretentious cunts and self obsessed asses here in Canada as there are anywhere else. Lower your expectations.
Escobar told reporters he has nothing against the gay community and nothing against those who were affected by his comments.
"I have close friends that are gay," he said, "my home decorator is gay, my hair stylist is gay and I have several friends that are gay. And they haven't felt offended about the situation. This is just a language misunderstanding."
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So are my salsa instructor, my favorite waiter at Scraps, that cute guy who plays the doctor on that soap, my masseur, and my roomie Felipé. None of them are offended, either.
I think it's time we bring the term faggot back. Seriously, who even associates it to gay people anymore? Can't we just let that word be great? It really is great; say it a buncha times. It's relaxing even. I mean, I love gays and I love saying my internet connection is being a fag. Let us swear in peace yo.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:14pm.
AHHHHHH...no spanish lessons! *runs crying from thread*
Payback for your posting for three days about your anal leakage. We're not quite even yet. :)
Katie Holmes' "smokey" eyes look like they were created with actual charcoal bricks.
It doesn't matter if it means something else. Baseball players are supposed to be professional and represent their team That means not having shit written on your face like it's fucking Bring It On regionals. Especially if it can be interpreted as hate speech.
eTA because I got the competition name wrong,
It's really disrespectful of his boyfriend to write that on his face right before he has to go play baseball with his pals.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Pinche puto is an idiot.
Wiglet. My new favorite word. And wiglet or no wiglet, Denzel is still hot. Full of himself I'm sure, but hot.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:06pm.
Lol Rasc, did I hear cursing????
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:13pm.
little_rascal, how do you say "who farted" in russian?
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Kto pernul?
L-O-V-E Pink.
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:41pm.
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Did you say the Silver Fox posted about DListed? OF COURSE, he's heard all about MK's lust for his loins! hahaha Now he needs to give him a shout out on the show. lol ;p
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:35pm.
Ha. The reason why Katie Holmes looks dead on the inside (among other reasons) is BECAUSE she is on the cover of a Russian magazine. Have you seen Russians? Some can be beautiful but they all have that same dead, lifeless look in their eye.
After you've seen Russians for a few months you can spot them a mile away.
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Really? Have you ever been to Russia? I have and found quite the opposite.
Sure, it's easy to spot the Russians over the foreigners typically due to their facial structure. But dead lifeless look?
little_rascal, how do you say "who farted" in russian?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:35pm.
After you've seen Russians for a few months you can spot them a mile away.
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Dropped on your head much?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 6:26pm.
Is it me, or is celeb gossip extremely boring lately.
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I'm still basking in the rosy glow of the Tom/Katie divorce and the Prince Hot Ginge butt cheeks.
Lol Rasc, did I hear cursing????
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "I love Denzel's outfits. Men should dress like that all the time."
AMEN!
A handsome man in a suit? Nothing better.
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Totally agree. My husband always went to work looking like a stick of gum. He said it made the youngsters sit up and take notice. :)
Mefunigirl, ollloollol, if you're a neat writer, YES! *readies the smelling salts for the fainting fans* #perdedor
Denzel is a handsome devil. He's looking fiiiine these days. ;p
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I wish that people would stop trying to make Katie Holmes happen as a high-fashion icon. She has weird piano legs and a strange philtrum. Pretty girl but certainly not the fashion guru she tries to be.
No luck in the search 'por una casa nueva' (keeping on topic with the español). I saw a place last week that was really nice, in a good neighbourhood, but the landlord couldn't hold it until November when I want to move. :(
I just saw a post on Facebook about that pregnancy test vending machine, from HSOTD, posted by my luvah Anderson Cooper! Eeeeeeeeee I love him and I love that he's referring to something also on Dlisted!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "I love Denzel's outfits. Men should dress like that all the time."
AMEN!
A handsome man in a suit? Nothing better.
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I like the way basketball players have to wear suits when they show up for away games. True, they wear some crazy shit, but I like to see men dress up.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:24pm.
Yunel come here please... *Writes on his cheeks* Soy un dumbass... there that's better. lol
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or *Yo Soy Culero*
or *Yo Soy un Cabron*
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off topic but this just in:
that fucking national embarrassment of all mothers, dina lohan, got paid $50K for that shit interview she had the audacity to arrive at hammered out of her mind. that's why they were mad they couldn't get an interview at all. But you know what? I think this is even better. We can all make our own assessments, no prying needed.
Yunel come here please... *Writes on his cheeks* Soy un dumbass... there that's better. lol
@SandwichQueen, hope MK provides some good laughs to you today! ;)
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:35pm.
Ha. The reason why Katie Holmes looks dead on the inside (among other reasons) is BECAUSE she is on the cover of a Russian magazine. Have you seen Russians? Some can be beautiful but they all have that same dead, lifeless look in their eye.
After you've seen Russians for a few months you can spot them a mile away.
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How profound!
Nikogda ne zamechala etogo sredi moich so'otechestvennikov.
Shouldn't it be tu eres un maricón? If you insist on being a dick, shouldn't you proofread your slurs? Pinche perra.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Daniee :
Does this have any honesty to it Latin Dlisters?? Is it used without malice or bigotry or is he full of shit?
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It can be said, but you better know that person reallllly well, like maybe your kid brother.
The fact that he isn't saying it to a man he's known all his life and instead is saying it to the world means he's full of shit with it not meaning anything.
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It's like Blohan wearing "FUCK U" on her nails to her court date. Or Julia Cowface Roberts wearing an "A Low Vera" t-shirt as a not-so-thinly veiled swipe at Danny Moder's ex. Completely classless.
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Piche pendejo! What a set of cojones on him!
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Submitted by Daniee :
Does this have any honesty to it Latin Dlisters?? Is it used without malice or bigotry or is he full of shit?
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It can be said, but you better know that person reallllly well, like maybe your kid brother.
The fact that he isn't saying it to a man he's known all his life and instead is saying it to the world means he's full of shit with it not meaning anything.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:12pm.
I probably am. Like I said, my Spanish sucks.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:07pm.
Nah, we know Canadians aren't all like this asshole. Poor Canada has gotten shafted in the celeb department in recent years!
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:07pm.
Did you find a place? You can respond here or in OP, w/e you want.
What an ASSHOLE he is. :( fugly too.
SandwichQueen, I'm sorry you are upset. I hope you feel better. <3
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AHHHHHH...no spanish lessons! *runs crying from thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:07pm.
Are you maybe thinking of vosotros (2d person plural, informal)?
Vos is 2d person singular in some countries in Latin America.
Hey Veryoldbatty! Was wondering where you went? *waves hi back* Maybe the rest of the week will be quieter? ;p
OnT: Why must we hear about Michael Lohan and Joe Simpson at all? yuck
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I've come to the dlisted dark side for some laughs tonight, I've been crying for hours now. The sads are le grand poo.
I hope this guy is not a big reflection of Canada, we are (mostly) more polite and passive aggressive in our spite. ;)
Submitted by lea8199 on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:49pm.
I thought "vos" was the plural you. Otherwise, isn't he calling multiple people a single gay individual?
Then again, I dunno how they say it in Cuba.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Escobar probably sucks dick better than I do.
Withy... Tigerlily.. Waves hi*. .. Throws tiger a slim Jim... :::: too much work .. Last week.. This week.. Exhausted...,hope everyone is well.. >^-- ^<~!
Dementa, tu and vos is the same thing.. vos is used in certain spanish speaking countries..
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:35pm.
Umm
I know a few Russians and maybe you need to get out just a tiny itty bitty more
Submitted by Daniee :
Does this have any honesty to it Latin Dlisters?? Is it used without malice or bigotry or is he full of shit?
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It's not said by anyone with an iota of class. The same as with non-Latinos.
He could have been creative and called him a "mariquita" (ladybug) which is Euro Spanish slang for ghey. He's not Euro Spanish, but it probably wouldn't have landed him in hot water.
He looks like a lustful cockmonster himself.
Ha. The reason why Katie Holmes looks dead on the inside (among other reasons) is BECAUSE she is on the cover of a Russian magazine. Have you seen Russians? Some can be beautiful but they all have that same dead, lifeless look in their eye.
After you've seen Russians for a few months you can spot them a mile away.
Yunel looks like he has a case of the dumb.
A jock lacking intelligence? He's trying to play into stereotype? No, can't be that smart, must be an idiot. On a televised game no less. Idiot.
He even wrote it with an accent. It's eres, NOT ere.
That's fucked up though. Was he directing it at someone? (dont have time to read the link, I'll readit later tonight.)
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I wonder why they don't have some PR or Diversity Consultant person that works with the team. Before any of them appear in public, they have to follow a certain set of rules. Organizations are CONSTANTLY training people about what is appropriate, what is unnacceptable, etc.
This baseball dude needed a TRANSLATOR. I wonder if maybe he just does not get the fact that a slur against the LGBT community is not right or OK. I am not sure what he was thinking, but I am curious as to if he is stupid or just ignorant. Not sure?
WTF, Yunel?
AHAHAHAH that kid and his "bitch, don't" face wins at life" LLOOLL He's better than the kid from the OMEN!
The little donkeys, so cuuuuuuute!
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