Jennifer Aniston Makes Fun Of The Rumors For SmartWater

I thought it was funny!

Gotten a free ride? Please! Hollywood doesn't care about actors as long as they can bring in audiences and maintain their interest. She obviously has the attention of the loonys who can't forgive her for once fucking Brad, when he was a decent looking man. Now? He's a shriveled old chimp.

All Angelina cares about is what people think. That's why she holds herserlf like a she has a stick up her ass.

Donating money from the sale of their Cheetos eating clan is NOT donating your own money. She is a fraud!!!

Simply because she has kids that are being raised by the nannies and bodyguard does not make her unselfish. She's selfish because all she cares about is her image. Chicken Legs is a fraud! Bawk! Bawk!

@Ariel658 -- This is Maniston territory so don't be surprised. Apparently growing up, not being shallow, helping out others, doing charity work that's stalked by the paparazzi and moving farrrrr away from Hollywood somehow reeks of wanting attention and frowned upon. Oh and mental illness if funny. But a selfish eternally 22 year old with commitment issues is fine. Angelina and Jennifer both have issues, narcissism and emotional scarring from their child hoods. Angelina just doesn't give a fuck what people think. Jennifer does to a fault.

aniston = fraud.

perfect example: after screaming at the ocean and holding pity parties to garner the sympathy of every insecure woman in North America because her hollywood husband fell in love with another woman (gasp! that must be the first time that's ever happened!) she has now done the very thing her rabid fans have been saying she was a vicitim of ~ she "took up" with a man who was already in a committed long-term relationship. but, when anyone points that out her fans still try desperately to turn things around. ha ha ha ha . . .

aniston = fraud. that is all.

I hate this fakeass bitch. She can laugh at herself my ass, more like laughing to hide the pain.

Aww she's a great mom! And I hate to be rude but...ummm...*whispers* her son looks like he's 45 years old. He must have Ali Lohanitis. Poor k...oh wait. This was an ad? Oops! My bad! : P

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She got away from the rom com stuff with derailed, which I actually really liked *despite* her one dimensional performance and clive owen's mush mouth (I think he's hot but damn he came off like a moron in that role). she was still JA to me in that role... a more scowly and flat-affected Rachel, but still Rachel.

she is great and has amazing comic timing. and i think she is beautiful (amazing green color eyes and a bangin bod.
fwiw(the last shot when they cut away to her pulling off wig is shot using a a weird convex aspect to that camera :)
you can see the edge of the wall is bent

so funny 2 the poster re: the Throbbing Forehead Vein.

did you get a load of it the other day with the new/ big/ fake boobs covered in the *satin* burqua?
way to hi-lite the new DDs.
the brangaloons are delusional.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:17pm.
in the end....accent or no....I never noticed any difference when drinking this stuff.

You weren't poorer afterward? Someone was telling me tonight that her new office manager swigs this stuff--and only this stuff--all day long. You might as well take up a cheaper habit, like coke.

It's kind of sad how many people drink the Kool Aid Jennifer Aniston serves up. She's gotten a free ride ever since Friends ended. It's startling how far she's gotten on so little talent and looks, taking roles away from far more deserving actresses. Many of them are turned away after one or two bombs at the box office but Aniston has prospered in bomb after bomb with no end in sight. And funny how now in her forties, she suddenly decides to showcase a new hair style. Mark my words, she will soon be sporting a similar haircut permanently and claim it's her decision to show how little importance she places on her physical looks. When all this time, she's done nothing but religiously work out, work on her tan, upkeep the long blond hair. Why didn't she have this epiphany ten years ago?

There's no way anyone can say Brad made the right choice when he began looking like shit as soon as he got together with the Throbbing Forehead Vein. He got old quick. It's not as if he's up every night breastfeeding the kids. They've got nannies to do that.

I agree that on every Jen post there's a lot of Angie comments, but the opposite is also true.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:11pm.

@ bambam

OK. It's just that one day you were talking about Thandie Newton's booty (it belongs to me, but nice try) and the next you were talking about a guy in neon sliding up to you in a bar. I didn't know what to make of that!
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That was a situation where my gaydar wasn't up and running, hon. There was an open seat at the bar next to the guy, I thought he was with a woman to his right since they were talking, I'd never seen him before.

I said something to someone else there and he used that to start talking to me. I was polite but didn't really want to talk to him so it took me a few minutes to realize what was up. Once I did I was outta there, even left my drink behind.

As for the manager, I'm a regular so we were familiar with each other. I sorta knew he liked me but I never gave him the impression (I think) that I was gay.
Nevertheless, when he got a chance to he copped a feel on the sly. He could've at least got me a drink! Bastard.

Oh well, it was the last day of business at a great place, everybody was in good spirits so I thought what the hell? I ought to be flattered both sexes found me attractive. I just shook my head and had another drink.

And later on I ducked a local news crew like a fugitive then made out in the ladie's room with a woman I'd been flirting with/harrassing for years. Sigh, good times all around. ;p

ETA: Check the time between my last two posts, I typed them back to back. I HATE MY INTERNET SERVICE!!!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 5:30pm.
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LOL when I saw the name, that was my first thought! ;)

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hah you know, I posted that, and then I realized Randé (pronounced rahn-day, thank you very much) definitely knows how it's pronounced! in the end....accent or no....I never noticed any difference when drinking this stuff.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:57pm.

I have the feeling they were going for a fancy Euro name, so they smushed up glacé + au. It's still overpriced water. :)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 5:30pm.
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LOL when I saw the name, that was my first thought! ;)

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What bambam said! Just entertain me. You can fuck a goat on your own time if that's what makes you happy - IDGAF!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 5:30pm.
Glacéau (name created from "iced") is a NY-based sub of Coca-Cola. It's a company with uppercrust Euro pretensions. I'd bet that 90% of the people who buy it don't need added electrolytes.

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It's apparently pronounced "glass-o." If that's the case, then the accent over the "e" shouldn't be there.....that would make it "glass-ay-o."

Pretentiousness: You're Doing It Wrong.

Zut alors! Merde! Putain!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:35pm.

I like her, that said, she's pretty limited imo in her abilities. I seriously doubt she could do a drama and make it work. She's one dimensional sorta like Jeff Goldblum for me. I love him, but it's Jeff in every, single role. Same with her.

This was a funny commercial though. ;-)

I love Jen. She may not be that great of an actress or that funny, but at least she can make fun of herself. You wouldn't see St. Angie doing something like this.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:27pm.

@ Bambam ...... to your "made the right choice" comment. We normally see things the same way BUT ARE YOU INSANE! LOL. It's one thing to want kids but it's quite another to have those kids with Heroina queen of the sad faced Cunty Mc Cuntyfaces.

I would strongly suggest Brad's stock in HW has gone down since he hooked up with her. Rightly or wrongly he's seen as a neutered house pet.

We rarely disagree and I feel bad for having to but I had to put my two cents worth in, having said that I'm a long time Heroina hater so consider the source lol!
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Am I insane?? In my best Jimmy Fallon Baahston accent, no YOOWAAHHHH!!! See, at the basic level I never forget these peeps are entertainers to me, that's all they do for me. It's nice to know little things about them outside their professional lives but it doesn't impact me in any way.

So if a guy leaves his wife (who didn't want kids) to be with a woman who does want kids and by all appearances seems happy with the situation, I gotta give him the benefit of the doubt. He made the right choice between the two (at the moment anyway.)

I'm not going to sweat and foam at the mouth or speculate over whether karma's gonna kick his ass for what he did, I'm just wanna watch the guy do good work.

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I agree no more rom-coms please. Try something new. Maybe then SOMEBODY will go see your movies. And perhaps act like someone your age would. In her movies she acts like some dumb ass 22 year old! Durrrrr...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Fuck the rom-coms, Anniston can be very funny playing an obnoxious person. She did a great comedic turn as a crazy psychologist on Cougar Town, and this commercial is cute as well.

OK, this chick is not a comedian. She's not funny in interviews... if anything she seems kind of shallow and dim. She's perfectly nice and all, has lovely hair and a nice body - I"ll give her that, but i don't get how everyone worships her comedic timing. She is a professional reader of lines that are occasionally amusing. I think being funny requires a certain amount of intelligence and perception (see: Tina Fey, Lisa Kudrow) that JA just doesn't have.

And she totally looks like Minnie driver here -- it's the jawline.

While I would never support bottled water of ANY kind, unless there's a cholera outbreak, I think this is pretty funny! Plus she is funny. She isn't hilarious but funny in an Ellen sorta way.

Submitted by coca on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 5:32pm.
Aniston exudes health. A healthy toned body. a gorgeous head of hair, beautiful skin and an adorable face. She may not be a classic beauty, but it's an all American kind of beauty.

Angelina is the best looking person in Hollywood with an eating disorder and a huge vein running down the middle of her her forehead. I'll give her that.
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THIS.
I don't give a dam about either one, don't hate them either, but jen seems to be faring much better in the ageing department. The crazy has caught up with Angie.

I can def see why Angelina was considered all out sexy back in her youth through billy bob days, the girl was unrivaled for sexy then. Didn't matter who you were, if she had her eye on your man (or woman) they were taken.

Now? not so much. I think the cray has taken its toll on her.

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Aniston exudes health. A healthy toned body. a gorgeous head of hair, beautiful skin and an adorable face. She may not be a classic beauty, but it's an all American kind of beauty.

Angelina is the best looking person in Hollywood with an eating disorder and a huge vein running down the middle of her her forehead. I'll give her that.

Glacéau (name created from "iced") is a NY-based sub of Coca-Cola. It's a company with uppercrust Euro pretensions. I'd bet that 90% of the people who buy it don't need added electrolytes.

I think that hair looks more Minnie Driver circa "Circle of Friends" but whatevs. I was drinking Smart Water years before it was popular & celebs were endorsing it & was sponsoring events.

(Hey, Glaceau, where's my loyal-customer discount?!?)

And I repeat, is that the best she and her comedy-writing boyfriend can do? Something that a couple of film students could have pulled off in their basement with their folks video camera?

I'm naive? No. I usually know what I'm talking about before I start shooting off my mouth and calling people names.

The New York Post reported a couple of months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were working on a short film spoofing the gossip coverage of their lives. One source tells Page Six, “It is a parody of the paparazzi and tabloid interest in Jennifer’s life.”

The movie will poke fun at nonstop speculation that Aniston could marry or get pregnant. The film, produced for Smartwater, is planned to be a new viral ad for the water brand she promotes.

The source added that Theroux is helping Aniston write and direct the project, and they’ll shoot it in July.

Read it yourself:
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/jen_self_parody_l60IEUyQfe3XWQxpBqYaLP#i...
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:51pm.

You are pretty naive if you think Aniston is the one who does the advertising for Smartwater. As agencies do the work. It's not as if the company has her write, produce, direct and come up wit the ideas for the marketing campaigns.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
Angelina does best in roles that showcase her true personality (i.e., batshit nuts). She was awesome in Girl Interrupted, and in Gia--one of her more underrated movies.
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> i would´nt say the best, but yes - as a sick twisted manic she seems 100% authentic.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
I think Jen has real potential to branch out beyond "Rachel Green," which is what she plays in every movie except The Good Girl, but you'd never know it because she simply doesn't play anything else. Ever.
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> probably because there is no real potential?

This is funny. Genuinely funny and self aware. Big props to her. Humour can last and grow whilst looks can only fade so best wishes to her.

Whamo, Gigaboob, can't help but laugh at that! Too bad for them if he's posted about their *one and only* goddess of light! hahaha ;D

OnT: Beyonce would be proud of that belly!

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Submitted by I AM Afraid on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:34pm.
That was the best she could do? Ummm, doesn't her boyfriend actually write comedy for a living????

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You are pretty naive if you think Aniston is the one who does the advertising for Smartwater. As agencies do the work. It's not as if the company has her write, produce, direct and come up wit the ideas for the marketing campaigns.

I think she is not a "classic" beauty at all, but she's attractive and likable.

Funny lasts much longer than beautiful.

LOL Bambam! Lucy♥, I could have told you that... about the straight, secure sexual wise, context Luce, context, llmmaaoo! ;p

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:31pm.

Hey Whamo, the crazy is strong in Loonyville today
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LMAO, It doesn't matter WHAT Jen does it's ALWAYS somehow related to taking the shine of something Heroina is doing. They can't seem to understand it's a companies marketing dept that decides when and how a campaign is released. They think that Jen has the power to tell a newspaper, a network, a ad firm when SHE wants whatever released and they would have to say OK Jen we're with you, we'd love to be complicit in this fuckery.
These people have lost their fucking dingbat ever loving minds!! Bawahaaaa

The hair thing at the end was funny, WOW!

How long is her contract with Smart Water because it seems like it's been a decade... lol she must be making a mint off of them. ;)

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That was the best she could do? Ummm, doesn't her boyfriend actually write comedy for a living???? Tsk! Tsk! Whatever. That was feeble. Embarassingly feeble. And, as Michael D just demonstrated, you CANNOT expect anyone to read anything about Aniston unless you include The Jolie in the piece. I haven't seen anything (anything!!!) in the past five years, make that six, or is it seven? Hell, it might even be EIGHT years from Aniston or about Aniston that did not include Angie's name. Do you think it will still be the same in another ten years? How sad. For Aniston that is. She must wish she could sell a story just about her and no one else! If I was her I would make that my goal for 2013.

Hey Whamo, the crazy is strong in Loonyville today, lol. Apparently, this was planned ahead of time to thwart Heroina's homecoming from her very important poverty shawl tour of the middle east. Interesting, no? I think I'll strike up a friendly conversation.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
Angelina does best in roles that showcase her true personality (i.e., batshit nuts). She was awesome in Girl Interrupted, and in Gia--one of her more underrated movies.

I think Jen has real potential to branch out beyond "Rachel Green," which is what she plays in every movie except The Good Girl, but you'd never know it because she simply doesn't play anything else. Ever.

Oh well...she's smart to keep milking that cash cow while she still can.
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I second third and fourth that. Fuck Heroina!

i think it was funny. she doesn't take herself too seriously

She is bland.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
Angelina does best in roles that showcase her true personality (i.e., batshit nuts). She was awesome in Girl Interrupted, and in Gia--one of her more underrated movies.

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I agree. I liked her in Gia, Girl Interrupted, and my personal fave, Fox Fire.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:08pm.
Angelina does best in roles that showcase her true personality (i.e., batshit nuts). She was awesome in Girl Interrupted, and in Gia--one of her more underrated movies.

I think Jen has real potential to branch out beyond "Rachel Green," which is what she plays in every movie except The Good Girl, but you'd never know it because she simply doesn't play anything else. Ever.

Oh well...she's smart to keep milking that cash cow while she still can.
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ITA but I don't really think she's Rachel Green in every movie. It may seem so because she sticks to rom-coms, but I think she plays her characters well. I can't fault her for going after the money.

My dislike for Angelina keeps me from watching her movies, but I'll take your word that she's had a few fine performances. But, you know, fuck her.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:30pm.
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lol :)

I can't stand her. She isn't funny, and the 'cute' act is REALLY played out. It's the same character over and over and over. Blah.

I think the only thing she is good for is being able to score weed on a consistent basis.

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Haha! It doesn't make me feel better. News to vsminimoose, oh and jack-n-the-hat, I am not a hater of Jennifer Aniston. I just don't get why she's called "beautiful" when she's clearly not. And I'm saying that as a non-Angelina fan as well. Actually when I wrote that I was thinking of someone like Natalie Portman who has such a pretty face, she can pull off the shaved head look. Not many chicks can do that shit. Do I like Natalie as person? Of course not. Just talking about physicality here. And yes, I feel so much better. We all judge, don't we?

Submitted by RLF on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:05pm.
JA is the perfect example of someone who's not pretty in the face. Once you take away that long hair, you realize how Plain Jane she really is. Unlike some actresses, who can pull off any hair style or color, JA is really nothing to write home about.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:11pm.

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Does writing that make you feel better? I'm guessing it does.

@ Lucy, Whams,

Sorry but my service keeps going in and out, otherwise I'd of replied sooner. Now I have to run but I'll reply when I get back. Have a gudden y'all.

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