Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Duchess RavenWaves, the jealous beauty with raven black hair who has devoted her life to staying more beautiful than that bland basic bitch Lady Lovelylocks and is always scheming to take over the kingdom of Lovelylocks.

Long before Duchess RavenWaves and Lady Lovelylocks were the Scientology code names for John Travolta and Tommy Girl Cruise, they were the names of two 80s beauties who were the stars of a doll line and a cartoon. Lady Lovelylocks and the Pixietails (which is also the pet name Ryan Gaycrest gave to his highlighted dick bush and taint mane) was a short-lived cartoon series from the mid-80s and just like all cartoon series starring two beauties, one was a yellow-haired innocent ingenue who wanted everything to be pastel pink hearts and rainbows, and the other one was a black-haired coal-hearted bitch who wanted to rule the entire kingdom in the name of evil. Basically, that’s the blueprint for Mimi and Nicki Minaj’s American Idol feud.

I don’t even know why there was a competition between Duchess RavenWaves and Lady Lovelylocks, because Duchess RavenWaves obviously has this. She’s pretty much Bianca from Beverly Hills Teens in a Ren Faire dress, so that wins her all the points. And yes, I love typing the names “Duchess RavenWaves and Lady Lovelylocks,” because every time I do it, it feels like I’ve been gently butt fucked with a mischievous Comb Gnome.

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