Wednesday, September 19th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 18th!
What you don't see is this lady putting the saltshaker back in her purse. - Whamo
Runners-up:
Ever had one of those dreams where you're out in a crowd, realize that you're naked and suddenly get smashed in the back with a giant turd? - ladlenitz
These new mail carriers are NOT going to bring the US Postal Service out of bankruptcy. - Rosemary Young
via Evil Milk
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Ok, enough! Now the Long Island Medium is now seeing visions of Whitney's doody bubble......Bobbie Christina...she says, finish the turkey sandwich......finish the turkey.....
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT???
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Lady, I'd like to see you walk across the street with the difficult brown!
@Citizen
LOL!!!
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Snailed it
One Sunday morning a guy opens his front door to get his newspaper and notices a snail on his doorstep. He takes the edge of the paper and just kind of flicks the snail about 10 feet into the yard.
Three months later the guy opens his door to get his paper and the snail says "What the fuck was that all about?"
Dont laugh at the portable Ghetto Booty, it took awhile for the Snuggie to catch on too.........
Danny Glover still can't get a cab in New York City!
Why did Sarah Jessica Parker's mole cross the road?
Look at that S-car go!
Why did the snail cross the road?
To piss off a lot of stupid motherfuckers who had to sit in their cars and wait until he was done.
Lindsay: "Mom, is that you?"
This guy didn't want to disrupt traffic and cause a spectacle, so he kindly decided to use the crosswalk.
These drivers were so angry they wanted to slug it out!
Coincidentally, the little bistro around the corner now serves Es-car-got-him on their menu.
one of nicki manaj's ass implants decided to make a run for it.
A microscopic view of the seat of Britney's chair on X Factor.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
TOM CRUISE IMPLORING XENU'S MERCY IN BROAD DAY LIGHT....
Wow - I need to pick up more butter and garlic.
A other lover of travolta bite the dust! after reporting to tell all, John grab his saltgun off is glory hole to shut him down.
VAIN ATTEMPT OF JUSTIN BIEBER TO REVIVE HIS CAREER....
They see me slimin'
They hatin'
These new mail carriers are NOT going to bring the US Postal Service out of bankruptcy.
amanda bynes without her car
Feeling a little horny that lady brought him home.
What you don't see is this lady putting the saltshaker back in her purse.
LADY GAGA'S LAST ACT: FAME CRAWL
NEXT TIME KIM KARDASHIAN CROSSES THE STREET SHE'D BETTER KEEP HER LEGS CLOSER TO EACH OTHER....
In Midnight Cowboy, Dustin Hoffman was originally cast as a snail and the line was "watch it I'm crawling here!"
"Oh JFC, I left the Midwest for this bullshit?" -Lady at the crosswalk
Well, I was going to walk across the street but then I started feeling a little sluggish.
Lindsay bit off a little more than she could chew when she stole THIS gem!
One of the 47% holds up Mitt's motorcade.
Jon Hamm's nutsack strikes again.
Disney vs. Nickelodeon
Abbey Roach
A graphic of my thoughts as I watch pedestrians cross in front of me at a light.
*CRUNCH*
What a shame, too, after 20 blocks, as Dr Dolittle's office is right in that building.
The cover of Demi Lovato's album of songs written during her cutting period: "Scabby Road."
Ryan Lochte is substantially slower out of the pool.
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Now THIS and that blind woman crossing Bumper Car Mandy Bynes in the SUV missed, but a block later she clipped another police car!
Amanda Bynes flags down her next ride.
The last Beatle song ever recorded--- The End.