Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 18, 2012 / Posted by:

We already told you that although this young man is married, he is gay and his marriage is fake, fake, fake! You may be curious as to whether or not he has a boyfriend. Yes, he does! The Boyfriend is a relatively unknown singer who hails from the same area where The Husband spent part of his childhood. He flies to wherever The Husband is so that they can spend time together. You will occasionally see them in paparazzi shots or in TV clips together, but they are never physical in front of the cameras. The Husband’s family does know about the relationship. Most of them are friendly with The Boyfriend both in person and on social media. Most of them. Not all. (Blind Gossip)

Kevin Jonas? If this is about Kevin Jonas and this blind item about Kevin Jonas is true, then while he’s having tea in the closet with his shhhh gay piece, can he please shred all the clothes in there and start over again. Because that shirt (the “r” is silent) is never okay.

What host/reality star with almost A list name recognition takes so many pills to stay thin it is a wonder she can even function. (CDAN)

There’s a good reason for why White Oprah dives into a bathroom stall after Bethenny Frankel uses it, and that’s because Bethenny pisses out liquid Adderall.

This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is B- despite her acting resume which includes awards and franchises. She has a voodoo doll of another Academy Award winner/nominee A list actress who our B lister thinks is her biggest rival for parts. Everyday without fail she sticks the doll, but until recently it did not do any good. No matter what our B lister does, she is never the first choice for the parts and ends up taking leftovers. Often the leftovers are bombs and she knows she will disappear if she can’t start getting some of the leads. This consumes her. All she ever talks about is the A list actress. Talk to her for five minutes and she will start complaining. One day she got very lucky though. She was doing her usual spouting off and some guy who wanted to have sex with her started talking about how he had seen the A lister going back to a hotel room with a guy who was most definitely not her significant other. The A lister has always said she has a wonderful relationship and her whole family life is perfect. Our B lister has taken advantage of this by being very sneaky. She has told select people like female producers and directors. They end up not wanting to hire the A list actress because who knows if the actress might end up going after their guy. One role that the A list actress was a lock to get, suddenly went to the B list actress. Now she has a popcorn flick and keeps on spreading the dirt as much as possible. (CDAN)

Betty White and Cloris Leachman?

What A list tweener singer told his on again and off again B list tweener girlfriend they would be off again unless she lost some weight. He said he doesn’t like to see any fat and that she was getting “too curvy” for his own liking and embarrassing him in front of his friends by getting big. When she started crying, he said it was her problem, not his. (CDAN)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? I know Bieber is a freak of nature, because he’s the only baby who runs away and cries when he sees a pair of actual female breasts, but there’s no reason to get bitchy about it too. Nobody likes a cunty baby.

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