When The Look On The Target Dog's Face Says It All
Believe it or not, that red paint wasn't on the Target Dog's face before Xtina crept into his personal space. That's what happens when Xtina blows a red paint-covered air kiss at your face. The Target didn't get lipstick over this, because: a) Xtina's got enough lipstick for the both of them and; b) You know what Xtina does with red lipstick and the Target Dog doesn't want any part in that.
Everyone on the red carpet at the ALMA Awards in L.A. last night all got the answer to their question "Why does it smell like wet paint, melted mannequins, the inside of a Maaco and the tears of a My Little Pony whose tail was just cut off?" when Xtina sashayed in with ALL THE MAKE-UP on her face. Who ever is in charge of covering her hair with a tarp and blue tape before her make-up artist sprays her down with orange bronzer didn't do a good job, because there's gunk all over her hairline. Or so much foundation has seeped into her face that the pores on her hairline are sweating out drops of make-up.
And I kind of want to lay my head on Xtina's ass and then get up real fast and watch it slowly rise back into place. She's got one of those Tempur-Pedic asses.
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Sally Struthers is looking quite fit lately. Good for her! :)
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
When your ass can substitute as a shelf, it's time to hire a personal trainer and chef.
JFC.
What MJT said...x1000
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Wow! Christina, thanks for illustrating the exception to the axiom that "black is slimming".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dreadful. Does she have no gheys in her life to tell her what's what?
GOd- I think this is miles better than what she usually has on.
GOOD MORNING WHAMS!
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Dark-sided!
Ahahaha that's not the same body on the cover of her new single. Who was she trying to fool? It's ok that she has curves, don't get me wrong. But... yeah. Be yourself.
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WWJCtrlZ?
my first thought, strictly looking at the pictures so far, was that they had to photoshop 50lbs off her for that cover. I mean, not even close!
God, even her hair on her hairline is covered in thick, orange foundation. Gross! Why does she do this to herself? She has a pretty face but she wears what pretty much amounts to a mask and it's hideous. She and KK must have the same makeup "artists".
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Dark-sided!
She's delusional if she thinks she looks good from the back.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Geeeeeeeeeeez Christina. I am far from a model of body perfection, but get it together girl. You have everything at your disposal to be in awesome shape. And that dress is NOT flattering.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012