When The Look On The Target Dog's Face Says It All
Believe it or not, that red paint wasn't on the Target Dog's face before Xtina crept into his personal space. That's what happens when Xtina blows a red paint-covered air kiss at your face. The Target didn't get lipstick over this, because: a) Xtina's got enough lipstick for the both of them and; b) You know what Xtina does with red lipstick and the Target Dog doesn't want any part in that.
Everyone on the red carpet at the ALMA Awards in L.A. last night all got the answer to their question "Why does it smell like wet paint, melted mannequins, the inside of a Maaco and the tears of a My Little Pony whose tail was just cut off?" when Xtina sashayed in with ALL THE MAKE-UP on her face. Who ever is in charge of covering her hair with a tarp and blue tape before her make-up artist sprays her down with orange bronzer didn't do a good job, because there's gunk all over her hairline. Or so much foundation has seeped into her face that the pores on her hairline are sweating out drops of make-up.
And I kind of want to lay my head on Xtina's ass and then get up real fast and watch it slowly rise back into place. She's got one of those Tempur-Pedic asses.
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She looks good from the front, but when she turns around, it's like, holy fuck, that's a lot of back fat.
I live in a town where people get fined and their animals get confiscated if they dye their (the animals) hair. Such fuckery is not permitted.
There was a hairdresser in town who was always giving her poodle a pink mohawk or some such shit. They took the dog. Bitch just went out and maxed out her credit card and bought another one. She's one of those creepy ladies that gets a puppy or two from the pet store every two years. They disappear and then she shows up with two new ones. Saddest shit ever.
Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:26am.
what happened to her?
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I want to say middle age, but then I realized she isn't middle aged yet.
she looks to be about 45, but she's only 31.
age (read booze) has not been kind to this girl.
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what happened to her?
Domina, agree about the poor dog.
The butt padding(?) Xtina has is super awful on her. She looked better from a strait forward angle.
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Forget Big Christina. I just feel super sorry for this poor dog they are clearly exploiting. I sincerely hope that awful red garbage dye they put in the dog's beautiful white fur is easily and quickly removable since the poor dog had no choice. It should never have been dyed in the first place! Not cute! Really stupid things people subject their innocent animals to in the name of human 'aesthetics'. Morons.
When did she get so uh, voluptuous? If she had known ten years ago the way she looks today, I doubt she would've spent money on getting those implants.
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What a nice doggy! It's probably thinking: Bitch, that's close enough, move again and I JUMP! AIR, I NEED AIR! hahaha
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The doggie is cute. I hope they used something gentle on his fur and not Xtina's lipstick because that shit will NEVER come off. LOL
Submitted by Desert Rose on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:49pm.
Some people just accept and settle into their "grown up" weight. She just needs new makeup and wardrobe and I think she could pull it off, like chunky opera stars or something. I have hope for this one. She was my fave on MMC. But Britney was also adorable, and I still root for her also. For a cynic, I sure believe in my former child stars. Hey, Justic made it, and so did Usher, and they were probably molested too!
I don't understand how someone with that much money could be so fat. Don't these bitches usually lypo off whatever they don't want? Or is she just in denial about it?
I like that dawg. Target shows him off at Community Events all over Minneapolis all the time. During the Holidays, we have parades every Thursday -Sunday nights in Downtown and that dawg is the Grand Marshall of the parade on the 1st night, which is the night after Thanksgiving. He sits up on the float, staring real bored at the crowd, until his trainer makes a hand-signal. Then he barks once.
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That asshole is a hot ass!
Christina is over. It's sad she doesn't know it
My son wants one of these dogs, but don't they have a tendency to be aggressive? Does anyone know?
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The whole "pits/bully breeds turning on owners and being aggressive" is more of an urban legend than fact. It's all in the breeding and training. If you get a puppy from a byb you're going to get a shit dog. If you go through a legit breeder or a good rescue the odds are in your favor. The one caveat is that some bull terriers can be dog aggressive, so it's something you have to watch out for. It depends on what kind of lines they come from.
All I can say is, damn gurl. She was actually looking a lot better during the last season of The Voice, and I thought maybe she was getting her act together or at least not boozing and binging too much. I don't think she's gonna be cute anymore. Well at least she still has nice eyes.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 1:59pm.
Put em right next to Blohan and Debbie Harry.
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I like her on the thick side. However - whoever did her makeup really should've gotten the spray tan out of her hair ..!! Just sayin ...
I watched some episodes of The Voice last season, she had the same make-up in her hair thing going on then too. It wasn't blended on her neck in spots. Awful.
I don't understand how one looks at video and stills of themselves and not realize how bad it looks. Delusion?
She looks terrible not necessarily because of the weight number but because she's suffering from jack-n-coke bloat.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 4:09pm.
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Janice, thanks. That's good to know, because I'll be the one to care for it. Haha. I had a cocker spaniel and that dog was strong too. It was a major workout to walk him. He really wasn't right in the brain though to be fair.
OT, why can't they blend her make up ? Seriously , she looks like a clown.
Isn't that always the way? Kid wants dog, PROMISES he/she will walk it every day and feed it... Mom and Dad end up taking care of it. They're very fun and spunky dogs. Maybe better suited for a middle school or high school aged kid (just because they are super strong, I'd be worried about them interacting with a small kid). But yeah, I'd go for something less high energy. Get a frenchie!
Her make up is a mess. I wish she didn't wear so much of it. She actually has a very pretty face and once in a while, when she does wear simple makeup, she looks great. It's Cover Girl, not Dutch Boy lol. Like this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-paYuwZ9umc/S1TNzsHybBI/AAAAAAAAE6I/SotLYU8-7E...
This is a mess...
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Submitted by Janice Second on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 3:58pm.
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Janice, thanks. That's good to know, because I'll be the one to care for it. Haha. I had a cocker spaniel and that dog was strong too. It was a major workout to walk him. He really wasn't right in the brain though to be fair.
OT, why can't they blend her make up ? Seriously , she looks like a clown.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 3:26pm.
My son wants one of these dogs, but don't they have a tendency to be aggressive? Does anyone know?
My cousin has a bull terrier. He's actually very sweet, but he's very high energy. SUPER high energy. I don't know how she keeps up with him every day. He's also like solid muscle. Dude nearly dragged me across the street trying to chase a kitty.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 1:10pm.
somebody help me with the lips, please -- did she only get the injection in the bottom lip so that's why they look so out of proportion?
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She doesn't have lip injections. The lower lip has always been much bigger.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 1:39pm.
I liked her when she was all skinny and strung out looking... shit was hot!!
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I'd still hit it Jake, no probs
This is your brain on drugs.
First pic would be a great for the "caption this" contest.
She has such a pretty face..but why the fuck does he make-up artist always smear the make up into her hairline?! Who the fuck does that?? I've seen crackwhores with better make-up skills.
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For your health.
It's kind of amazing. All of the pretty pop star girls from when I was a teen (Britney, Christina, Jessica Simpson) have hit age thirty like a brick wall. It must suck to peak looks-wise at 19.
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My son wants one of these dogs, but don't they have a tendency to be aggressive? Does anyone know?
Did she get ass injections or is that just the weight gain?
What have they done to that poor dog's face?
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WOW! Is this really the woman who sang "Genie in a Bottle"?? What happened? She is an absolute mess from head to toe. Her fucking makeup is IN her hairline. Her weight is her issue and I would never knock someone's body but she just looks so oddly bloated and her styling is a god-awful trainwreck. She seriously needs a style intervention (and maybe an AA intervention?).
She needs to fire everyone who handles her "image." She dresses like shit all of the time, her hair is awful (although looking better now that she's gotten rid of the Bride of Frankenstein extensions) and her makeup is godawful.
Whoever did it for this event didn't even get it symmetrical. Her eye makeup is completely off, the right eye has more makeup on it than the left, above and under and she looks wonky.
She looks more and more like Ginger Rogers in the face, and not in a good way.
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Barbs Dwyer- those shirts with the lacy arms are all over the mall. Combine it with a skirt and bam, 29.99 for the same shit! Eat away, my friend :)
Oh Jack, you and your heroin chic lol.
The makeup is ridiculous, but that dress looks flattering on her figure. I don't think size 10-12, if you consider she is on camera that's probably her size, is chunky, and irl many ppl would want to hit it. My best friend in high school had this figure and every boy in school wanted her. If she toned down the makeup and put out a decent ballad, she could have that classic diva thing about her. But with that "fuck you" song and the 21 year old outfits I know are around the corner to promote it, I know that won't happen anytime soon. And I'm confused. How come the other Christina with the giant titties doesn't get hate? Not that she should, but explain plz!
Nobody would care what she looks like if her music was decent. This girls voice is awful. For someone who thinks she's one of the best voices she sure sounds like she's got a load stuck in her throat. EVERYTIME!!!!! I've never heard her do anything different which leads me to believe that's all she can do. I could find a better singer on a public bus. If you notice most of these "stars" are criticized for their look because their music isn't worth the mention.
Nobody would care what she looks like if her music was decent. This girls voice is awful. For someone who thinks she's one of the best voices she sure sounds like she's got a load stuck in her throat. EVERYTIME!!!!! I've never heard her do anything different which leads me to believe that's all she can do. I could find a better singer on a public bus. If you notice most of these "stars" are criticized for their look because their music isn't worth the mention.
I just do not get this. How much money does she have? You can get a trainer!
Hell, my trainer was not even quite that expensive. She was excellent. Someone like Christina could hire the most experienced of trainers. This is what the job entails. It's not like she has a crappy 9 to 5 where she has to put up with the mental mindfuck of doing a job she HATES. She has a unique job that many covet. No reason for this.
Xtina is the new Coco
what'd she, sit on the dog's face ?
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Why is Xtina always in black? Is she mourning her former career before Gaga strolled by and took it or is she in mourning over her cankles, mundane music career, or the constant Snooki impersonator job offers?
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I think she actually got butt implants. The bigness of her butt doesn't match the bigness of the booze fat everywhere else.
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Is the awful make-up to distract from the tacky ass hair?
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
That orange crap on her hairline is airbrush makeup. Whoever did her makeup was too lazy to put a cloth or headband over her hairline before they did it.
She looks like something that dog just laid and slapped a wig on.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Damn! Boose bloat is a bitch!
And that doggie looks like he's gonna take a nip out of her mug.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Christina has a naturally petite frame which is why she looks so awful at her current weight. All that booze is catching up with her. She looks bloated and puffy.
Love the dog though, I like any kind of bully breed.