Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate In The Solomon Islands

September 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Prince William and Duchess Kate continued the Southeast Asia vacation they’re trying to pass off as work today by visiting the Soloman Islands. I know they’re calling it a Diamond Jubilee Tour, but if it looks like a duck wearing vacation clothes, eating delicious locals foods and posing for a lot of pictures, it’s called a duck on a damn vacation! The last time I had a beautiful necklace of flowers around my neck, I was in Hawaii ON VACATION. But you know, they’ve both earned it, because being a professional royal hand shaker is hard work. (“But Michael, all they’ve been doing in Asia is shaking hands.” – you “Good point. I sit corrected.” – me)

And you know, it was really nice of the local women to make Kate feel at home by taking their tops off.

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