FREE MERCY!!!!

September 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian likes her dicks black, but unfortunately for this kitten, she likes her pussies white.

Kim must’ve gotten bored with using her own pussy to get attention, because while filming Khloe & Kim Take Miami, she used another pussy to get extra attention from the cameras. Kim has a new accessory that she named “Mercy” after one of Kanye West’s songs and she carried it around all weekend. Where was the ASPCA, PETA and Jackson Galaxy when a tortured kitten needed them most, because this is obvious pussy abuse.

Imagine you’re an innocent kitten who has found itself trapped in the arms of a beast with an ass that looks like two overfed and snarling pit bulls waiting to attack. The kitten knows that the beast is trying to trick it by wearing a plastic cat mask that sort of looks like its mommy’s face. It cannot be tricked. Never mind that when the poor kitty looks to the right, it sees a bigger beast who looks like an overgrown ALF in a weave. And ALF eats cats. NOOOOOOO.

Webster’s needs to update its español edition by putting this picture directly under the definition of ayúdame:

Although, the name “Mercy” is pretty fitting, because this traumatized pussy’s constant internal monologue is this: “Please GOD have mercy on my innocent soul!” 

As you say a prayer for this poor kitten, I’ll say a prayer that when Mercy realizes that God gave her claws to scratch at her torturer’s face, the cameras are there.

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