Dr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah
If you missed today's episode of Dr. Phil with a high as three shades of hell White Oprah, then just take a smug bullfrog and a mangy alley dog hopped up on uppers, downers and middlers, and watch as the latter stares and giggles at the former until it passes out in a puddle of its own drool. Or just watch the supercut Vulture put together. Pharmacists should put the url of this video on the bottles of painkillers warning bitches on what can happen when you mix your pills with equal parts pills and delusion.
Dr. Phil started off the interview by saying that Lindsay Lohan's pimp and enabler called up his producers to say that she wanted to show the world the real her. White Oprah showed us the real her alright and the real her is a slurring, pilled-up disaster who talks and lies just like her daughter. White Oprah didn't want to talk about anything and I'm guessing she was only there because Dr. Phil put her up in a hotel and she wanted to swallow the mini bar whole.
Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan used to beat her, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan broke into her house, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan claims she stole $4,000 out of LiLo's purse, but she didn't want to talk about that. White Oprah just awkwardly giggled, pretend cried, commented on Dr. Phil's shoes and kept asking if the cameras were rolling. Yes, the cameras are rolling, bitch, and so are you. You're rolling on ecstasy, booze and whatever pills you stole from Nana Lohan's medicine cabinet.
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil sat there like a condescending fart bubble and acted like he was concerned and cared, but he was totally squealing out rainbows on the inside, because he knew this mess would be ratings gold.
White Oprah asking Dr Phil "Can we pound to that?" and him turning her down sums up this whole smug vs. crazy train wreck. When you ask Dr. Phil if he wants to pound (any kind of pounding) and he turns you down, that confirms that there is a rock bottom under rock bottom and you've reached it.
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Submitted by Vkn1981 on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:39am.
Didn't she win some
Award for mother of the year?
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Yes, but it was probably given to her by the Long Island Gin Swillin' Cougar Moms Association so it doesn't really count.
Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:01am.
She may be a wreck but my hate for Dr Grill eclipses my dislike of her. I can't believe this hostile, ranting, intolerant arsehole is a psychologist. All he cares about is fame, fortune & ratings.
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The funny thing is, he's not licensed anymore because of inappropriate sexual relations with one of his 19 year old patients (he swears it didn't happen).
The Texas State Board of Psychologists has the following information listed from 1989: McGraw, Phillip C. Wichita Falls Dual relationship; Violation-Code of Ethics: Supervised Practice (1 yr); Satisfactory Completion of Professional Ethics Course and Board’s Jurisprudence Exam; Physical and Psycho- logical Evaluations
According to the story, depending on who you believe, after being reprimanded by the Texas State Board of Examiners of Psychologists for an "inappropriate dual relationship" with a therapy client in 1988, McGraw was required to take ethics classes in order to continue his private practice in Texas. McGraw admits to giving the client a job at his office (which of course isn't allowed) but denied carrying on a sexual relationship with the 19 year old, who says their relationship was both sexual and codependent.
So I'm always amused when his rabid fans take what he says as gospel when he's the last person who should be sitting on any kind of pedestal.
she probably thinks her pisshole is a beer tap
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this was awesome, I stayed home yesterday just to watch it!!!! still feeling a contact buzz!
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Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:52am.
Submitted by snuffy on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:49am.
People like Dina make booze hounds like me not want to be drunk mess anymore.
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*whiny voice* DINA IS RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE!!! :))
And snuffy--- love your avie!
Didn't she win some
Award for mother of the year? Seriously?
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Blerg!!
Everyone is different. I'm probably not survivor material. If I had these two straight up whack jobs for parents I wouldn't be a famous druggy actress. I would probably just be a drugged up mess. Some kids can get thru abusive toxic childhoods and go on to live healthy successful lives. Others can't. They just can not re program their brains. So yes, I blame Lindsay's parents totally. Sometimes people's screw up the kid with the least resilience and they never get better.
I saw parts of this and Lord was it painful, the women God allows to reproduce saddens me, Lindsay is a younger version of this train wreck of a mother, really there is no hope for either one, but Dr. Phil is a funny old gas bag, he was not feeling her insanity, neither is anyone, being that fucked up at 10 a.m. takes some balls.
Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be Hollywood skanks!
I can't even deal with how brilliant this is. And the scary thing? Lindsay's voice is just as 'whiskeyed' as her mother's now. She IS her mother -- everyone's own personal nightmare.
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She's fucked up, eh?
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Submitted by snuffy on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:49am.
People like Dina make booze hounds like me not want to be drunk mess anymore.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR LITTLE TIE AND LITTLE SHOES AKA SMALL PENIS AND BALD HEAD.
She makes me feel embarrassed for every time I've been a drunk slurring mess in my whole life... I'm not a crazy liar or anyone's mom, but I've def been that idiot who thinks she's really engaging but it's just because she hasn't talked to normal sober people in a long time, and then it's surprising when they don't join in her laughter like all her friends at Martini Mondays do. I cringe on her behalf, because she seems too far gone to even notice how badly she's humiliating herself.
It would almost make me feel sorry for Lindsay if it wasn't so damn funny.
I think Dina is headed for a breakdown. This is the worst I've seen her. If this is a scam to get on Celebrity Rehab, this family is THE WORST. How many family members (divorced or otherwise), can they try to get on one rehab show.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:32am.
I have a feeling this is all a scam to get herself booked on Celebrity Rehab...
NAILED IT!
Well, now it all makes sense. Don't it? As they say, "The crazy apple doesn't fall far from the bat shit tree". Isn't that how it goes?
Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:01am.
She may be a wreck but my hate for Dr Grill eclipses my dislike of her. I can't believe this hostile, ranting, intolerant arsehole is a psychologist. All he cares about is fame, fortune & ratings.
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I have to totally disagree, Dr Phil it the utmost professional that only has his subjects healthy state of mind at heart, I have never seen a more caring individual than Dr Phil.......BAWAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"All he cares about is fame, fortune & ratings"
Ahhhh ya and you figured this out when??? lol
Just teasing ya :P
Dr Phil has been a POS from day one.
Bawaahaaaaaahaaa.. Holy crapola, I swear I watched half that through my fingers. I get really uncomfortable watching people self destruct and embarrass themselves like that. This woman is WACKED OUT OF HER FUCKING SKULL. Those self conscious "are we rolling OMG can we start again" is straight up trippin talk.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry (laugh of course, just being polite) man oh man. As a lot of you have said Lindsay's fuckedupedness has roots and you're looking at her turnip of a mother. No wonder she's so fucked up.
One thing I wish he would have asked her was how she supports herself. She clearly gets no child support from her ex and has no job that we know of. Is she living off of Nana's pension? I seriously doubt it.
I remember the last judge saying that Lindsay needed to go to her therapy sessions to deal with the pressure she has to support her family. So there is a ring of truth to this so WO blatantly lied when Dr. Shill asked her if Lindsay was supporting her.
Sorry for the rapid-fire posting, but one thing that did really piss me off was when he was asking her to answer for why she stayed with ML after he abused her, Dr. Phil was all "women want to know" "they need to hear this", dude, she's a fucking victim of abuse. You're gonna put her in the spotlight as ask to explain why she stayed. As a 'professional' he should understand abuse dynamics. I'm sure ML was severely emotionally abusive in addition to the physical abuse...it's a twisted situation with an emotional abuser and not easy to leave.
I don't believe for a second this was scripted or she's playing a role. She's straight up fucked up.
Lindsay is a big girl and responsible for herself now...obviously she has the time and the money to work on her issues and has chosen not to, but this video also shows that she started from a bad place.
I think Dr. Phil is a sleaze but at least he stuck it to her when she tried to escape questions, said dumb shit, and acted like a vile bitch in general.
After watching the clips I just feel very sorry now for Lindsey. This explains so much. Her mother is such a total mess, and her father from what I saw on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab is mentally ill and dangerous when manic. With parents like that... I just cannot imagine how difficult it must be.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:16am.
My guess is this may be because dad is such a loser, she had no role model and she and mom were allies against bad dad.
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THIS.
Dina strikes me as having the maturity of an immature 15 y/o. I think she treated Lindsay as more of a "best friend" and colluder than a daughter.
That's bad enough in normal times. But when you add in genetic predispositions towards addiction, two parents with personality disorders, no sense of control, lots of drugs and alcohol from an early age, a genuinely shitty dad to ally against...It creates a destructive bond that's very hard to break, and it has a built in enabler.
I don't want to say that Lindsay "never had a chance", because she clearly did. She's a grown woman, and you can't blame your parents all your life. But seeing her parents definitely explains a lot.
She reminds me of an old, boozy hooker who cruises dive bars out by the airport, regaling anyone who will listen with stories of what might have been.
SHE COULDA BEEN A CONTENDAH!!
Suzy, I think your armchair diagnosis is spot-on.
Over at another site, some people feel SORRY for Dina, and think Dr. Phil was MEAN to her. Which is exactly what Dina The Grifter wants. Dr. Phil is a crappy hack of a "doctor", just like Dr. Drew. Anyone expecting any real compassion or healing from these travesties should know better. All Dina wanted was money and attention, anyway.
Dina is the type who would laugh and slap away and hand stretched out to help her. Unless it were holding a bottle of tequila or some cash.
It's a shame Lindsay didn't grow up to be the opposite of her mother, as can happen in situations where the mother is messed up. My guess is this may be because dad is such a loser, she had no role model and she and mom were allies against bad dad. Whether my armchair psychology is correct or not, it's clear she's wired this way and therefore a lost case. And there's four kids. What a shame.
I just watched the entire episode, holy jesus that was a hot mess on a stick.
thank gawd for the mute button...i hate this mother of the year and i hate that slimey dr. phil...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:53am.
Submitted by AmyFarrahFowler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:32am.
welcome!
What gets me is she lies or deflects every question asked of her... and then she tells TMZ that the interview will be good and that "the truth will set her free."
Um, bitch, you didn't tell any truths in the first place for them to set you free.
I've noticed that dishonest people who lie habitually all their lives, start to believe their own lies, and it becomes the only truth that they know...
Lindsay prolly stencilled "Fuck U" on Mommy Crackie's middle digits.
What a disaster. All she accomplished here was confirming what we already knew.
The only "big" word she uses correctly was "unscathed".
How could people DVR this when I couldn't even manage a 2 minute clip without fast-forward.
Needs less Dr Phil and more Sweet Brown ("I ain't got time for this!") or Teresa Giudice ("You bitch! You bitch! You bitch!")
She may be a wreck but my hate for Dr Grill eclipses my dislike of her. I can't believe this hostile, ranting, intolerant arsehole is a psychologist. All he cares about is fame, fortune & ratings. The man doesn't have a professional, compassionate bone in his body. Hate him!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:32am.
I have a feeling this is all a scam to get herself booked on Celebrity Rehab...
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I had that thought too, but expanded the dream to Rehab: The Lohan's. All 3 of them in rehab together. *shudder*
I liked when she used the word inept in place of adept. I also liked that Dr. Phil brought it to her attention. Not specifically but that she's using words she doesn't understand.
In a way I still feel VERY SLIGHTLY bad for Lindsay and White Oprah....
Michael Lohan is even worse then them but gets off with less scrutiny from the media.
Submitted by AmyFarrahFowler on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:32am.
welcome!
It's just a strategy to distract our attention from Lilo
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White Oprah is giving me serious Mother Firefly (from The Devil's Rejects and House of the 1000 corpses) vibes in this interview.
But honestly, how are these people making ANY MONEY? They still live a pretty lavish lifestyle. Even with Kleptohan's sticky fingers, it's not enough to get by. The only real movie she did was Mean Girls and that was like 20 years ago. What have they been doing for money since then?
Wow. Just wow. How embarrassing. Glad Dr. Phil called her out on her shit. I wish he had just called out the big drunk elephant in the room though and said I don't do interviews with people who are high.
Seriously, what is it with Hollywood? They are either promoting kids of stars simultaneously boring and pissing us off OR prancing out white trash like Britney and this piece of shit. I know the whole "I'm and ACTOR. I STUDY my CRAFT" thing was somewhat laughable, but where we've ended up is pitiful.
This guy seems like a fucking asshole. Talking about abuse is fucking hard. He should have more compassion.
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what I don't get is that SHE contacted Dr P for this interview...and then she just answered everything with I don't know or I don't want to talk about it.
you're wasting my time.
but, I have to say she actually used some big girl words which surprised me for a sec, then she'd cry or mumble and try to act hurt/coy and all was right with the world again.
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Whoa um, like, are we rollin'? like, tee-hee-hee, hunches back, clenches her claws, darts her face to the camera, flips off who?
It wasn't scripted, Angela...
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Missed it today but set my dvr to record the repeat tomorrow. XD
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I think I've posted this before, but it may bear repeating. I met this awful woman, her mother and her sister at Loewe's Hotel in Santa Monica on July 3rd 2007 (I'm pretty sure). We were on our way to Tahiti and thought we'd spend a day and night in Santa Monica. She also had Ali and Cody in tow. Lindsey was in rehab in Malibu. This woman sat next to me by the pool and sucked down mojitos all day long. She and her sister and mother were reading a bunch of tabloids and were snickering at all the losers in them, even though her own daughter was in rehab. She was one of the most obnoxious people I've ever encountered. She thought she was so fucking hot, too.
She was a drunk then and she's a drunk now.
Back then Ali was really pretty. Poor thing...she's changed a lot.