Would You Hit It?
Here's mega man slut Jim Carrey in Malibu yesterday with a girl who isn't his daughter and looks so damn young she probably gets carded while trying to buy Gatorade. You nasty ole' bitch, Jim. Jim's new piece is probably all happy to be dating him, because she gets to drive in fancy cars, eat fancy foods in fancy restaurants and drink fancy drinks on the fancy side of Malibu. But wait until Jim throws a ginger wig on her head and makes her recite all of Emma Stone's lines from Easy A while he tongues her belly button. There's a price to pay for everything!
And, duh, I'd hit it. Look at those snow cone titties. You know how when you're making meringue (because you're ALWAYS making meringue) and the instructions say to whip until soft peaks form? That's what Jim's man chichis look like. Soft peaks in a bowl. So yeah, I'd hit it. But just try not to look at his torso if you're ever on top, because it does have a face and sometimes its face looks like it's judging you.
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Withy - It was a great weekend! How was yours?
Whamo - *swoon* Hope you're well!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:13pm.
I did say the other option was to cover them up... Its the sort of snugee look that offends my delicate sensibilities. ;)
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OLOL *whispers* unless the bum is very nice! For me, it's like that with those banana hammocks, you know the high-cut ones? UGH no. Believe me, I understand fully! hahaha ;)
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@ Reason......for the last few months it's been working really well on this site. A refresh works perfect and keeps me right here on the top comments.
How was your weekend by the way, did you have a good one?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:52pm.
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Jack, I hope that your girlfriend gets down on her knees......
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SHE KNOWS HER PLACE!!!! :P
Hey LaChaylo!! How are you doing these evening? I don't think I'd pinch those moobies. He might bulge! teeheehee ☺☺☺
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:08pm.
If a man or woman is rude to a restaurant server, that is your key to go to the ladies/men's room to powder your nose, call a cab, and go home.
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Absolutely! If any man or woman or child is rude to anyone in a service position, be it a cabby, parking attendant, waiter, waitress, hotel maid, that is a huge insight into their character.
It is the true measure of the human heart to witness how they treat those in positions of service.
Also, how they treat animals.
ubmitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:02pm.
Jack and Whamo I'm glad you both agree. I guess I was feeling a little insecure because of Jim and his perfectly perky moobs.
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Awww I'm sorry Pretty I was just tryin to debate, I'd never want to hurt your feeling ever.
(((Pretty))). *Cops cheap feel* :D
I did say the other option was to cover them up... Its the sort of snugee look that offends my delicate sensibilities. ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 8:45pm.
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Hey hey hey, "completely bare"? You don't ask for much ahahahah If the bum looks that good, almost anything they have on looks great, imo. (You can tell by his grin) ;p
BARE? :O
Withy!! Just saying hello this fine evening. I'd be curious to pinch Jim's nipples - that's all. No more.
Whamo, if fishing was involved, then I know all was good today...
I don't know how you are able to refresh on it, mine always seems to show older posts. *shrugs*
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The irony of certain live and let live statements is hilarious.
Kind to me and others, and the ability to make me laugh my ass off. Essential.
A few words of wisdom from a sorta elder hooker to the younger horz. If a man or woman is rude to a restaurant server, that is your key to go to the ladies/men's room to powder your nose, call a cab, and go home.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:52pm.
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Jack, I hope that your girlfriend gets down on her knees and praises your glory everyday. She is one lucky woman. If she ever hurts you there will be hell to pay from Bigbendy.
Snag him now before you get too old for him, girlfriend!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Jack and Whamo I'm glad you both agree. I guess I was feeling a little insecure because of Jim and his perfectly perky moobs.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:48pm.
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Of course they don't PretyHateMachine. Don't feel insecure, there's no need for that! :)
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@ Reason.....yes I'm on my phone so if I missed a comment from ya sorry sweetie:)
I was fishing for the better part of the day by the way, and I got skunked thank youverymuch lol!
Submitted by Capitanne on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:39pm.
You proved my point. So Jim is only 50 and his grandson is two. I doubt that chick is 24 and Jim Carrey is not known for his maturity - he ass talks, bitch.
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If your point was that you are bitter, then it sure seems that way from my vantage point.
If your point was that his grandchild is the same age as his girlfriend, then I think you need to go back to basic math.
Anything else, you've got me. I don't speak ass and I don't know what language his ass speaks either.
Why does her age matter? They are both adults and if they are happy then why is it for you to judge?
@ Pretty
But women do not lose vaule as they get older.
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1000% and If any of my comments were taken even remotely that way I apologize. It was certainty not my intent.
Any man that thinks that IS the case isn't a real man, he's an immature asshole!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:48pm.
Most people would want to be with someone considered hot by most people..yes or no? A lot of men think young equals hot..I guess. Some women prefer dollar signs to anything. At the end of the day there is someone out there for everyone. But women do not lose vaule as they get older.
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Yes.
Most men? probably... I think "hot" is a combination of funny, secure, independent and loving... a nice rack does not hurt either....
And most importantly, women DO NOT lose value as they get older, I agree.
Mel-Tang... you are correct, that is usually the case.
*hates the realization of being an "older man"*
ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:40pm.
THEN YOU TRAIN THEIR ASS TO MAKE A SANDWICH DADDY'S WAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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LMFAO
*dives in foxhole waits to see if coast is clear*
Whamo are you on your phone again? you didn't read back right? I know you're not serious Wham! ;p
@Jack, LOL! Easier said than done!
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Most people would want to be with someone considered hot by most people..yes or no? A lot of men think young equals hot..I guess. Some women prefer dollar signs to anything. At the end of the day there is someone out there for everyone. But women do not lose vaule as they get older.
I'm 42 and I'm attracted to charming, kind, and funny people. Money is a bonus at this point. Buttttt.....I have to say that usually when you see a much older man with a younger woman, it's because he has money. Sorry.
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@ Reason..... no I'm not serious at all just debating. Sometimes tone is lost, I don't want these comments to be seen as argumentative at all and I'm sorry if they seem that way, not my intent all ladies.
You know when I'm serious, I tend to speak my mind...ahem (not mentioning names but you know what I mean)
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:40pm.
THEN YOU TRAIN THEIR ASS TO MAKE A SANDWICH DADDY'S WAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
@ Jake....agreed, the daddy issue girls are a nightmare and you never actually go out with those ones, you're asking for all sorts of trouble.
And again I agree if you treat a young woman with maturity and respect she will find you attractive in spite of that age difference.
Hey Estée Logger
You proved my point. So Jim is only 50 and his grandson is two. I doubt that chick is 24 and Jim Carrey is not known for his maturity - he ass talks, bitch.
Whamo did you have a good weekend? You seem serious! I'm probably imagining it, right? lol ☺
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Submitted by estee logger on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:35pm.
Okay.......a lot probably has to do with delivery.
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you have no idea...
If you cant laugh you aint got shit....long term that is.
Okay.......a lot probably has to do with delivery.
It funny because I see you ladies by the score talking about "hitin it" with a much older actors all the time and I don't know if I've ever seen anyone say anything bad about it.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:12pm.
I can spot a woman with daddy issues a mile away... and I stay as far away as possible. They tend to walk the thin line of sweet/attentive vs. slice your throat while you sleep... no thanks.
The younger women I was referring to are more along the lines of what estee logger speaks of... make me laugh... a gentleman that makes a woman laugh, coupled with sincerity and geniuine interest in what she has to say, won't do half bad no matter the age. It's all about how you make them feel.
I'm envious of her butt, but she look like she 17, Jim! Gerrooossss.
estee logger - Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
ETA: it was a lot funnier when i heard it... not as much now. *shrugs*
Jack
Idk....enlighten me?
Submitted by lislop on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:11pm.
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I would rather go out with someone closer to my own maturity and have the ability to have a great conversation than a girl that says the word "like" every thirty seconds but that would not stop me from sleeping with her for one night, keep in mind I'm not married:P. Just being honest
The original point to this entire debate we are all having is someone said that rich old dudes love rubbing up against young hot chicks to which I said ALL dudes want that whether they are rich or poor.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:09pm.
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You guys are right Whamo. In general, that is the case. But some men and women can be very appealing and attract partners easily. Maybe the ladies are exceptional but somehow they are able to do it. I know what you're saying that there are many younger women with older men though. :)
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Sigh. I'd hit it, but only long enough to suck out all the sno cone syrup from dem titties.
Submitted by estee logger on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:04pm.
And yes i would hit it anytime anywhere cause any guy that is that funny and doesnt care about looking silly is probably great between the sheets. Humor can be the greatest aphrodisiac of all.
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what's the difference between a priest and acne???
I personally cannot relate to an older man. At all! I'd feel like I was with my dad. Guys my age are mature enough and we have a lot in common. When we're old, we'll go through age-related changes together so it won't be so bad. KY jelly for me and Viagra for him.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 9:16pm.
Whamo and Mike, find any young hot girl, banging an old rich man, and ask her if she'd rather be banging a young hot stud. If any say no to you they are lying. Sorry to break it to you.
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Even if you are a poor older guy but in good shape there are plenty of young women that will sleep with them considerably more than a young hot dude sleeping with older women. The young hot dude gets the young hot chick anyway. I see old dudes with young gals all the time and as Jack says it's not about the money, it more that "daddy issue thing".
I rarely see if ever a strapping young boy/man going out with a woman old enough to be his mom. Hollywood is filled with rich older pretty women and how often do you see them with young straight guys? Not saying is doesn't happen but I would strongly suggest it's 10 to one for the old dude. I"m not saying it's right, I'm not saying these guys are my hero as a matter of fact I think it looks siily and wrong at times but the fact still reamins it happens way more in the older mans favour.
Yes men are ageless and women get less attractive as the years go by. Who knew getting stuck in the woods with a psycho while looking at hay would be the least scary part of my day? Lol. And I get hit on by men that are under 25 a lot, so its not as rare as you think
Really good looking people and certain personality types (especially self-confident ones) can attract the opposite sex too. Money or no money! ;)
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And yes i would hit it anytime anywhere cause any guy that is that funny and doesnt care about looking silly is probably great between the sheets. Humor can be the greatest aphrodisiac of all.
Jim is just making sure he makes the most of it while he still can. It's not like this chick is going to be around till xmas let alone when Jim gets so old he pees in a diaper. I know...that's a very optimistic vision.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Capitanne
Ya you are bitter and full of it. Jim is 50. His grandson is 2. His net worth is 150,000,000. Ya i guess you are bitter and jealous. Many women like more mature men cause they are more mature.
ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 9:47pm.
I personally know 40 yo men, without a penny to their name, that can easily pull 20yo women every day of the week... and not just for a one night stand... it's not always about money.
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This 100% lol,