What In The Hell Kind Of GD Dress Is This?
The Creative Emmy Awards (aka The Your Shit Isn't Good Enough For The Emmys That Shows On TV ceremony) was held in the employees break room at the Staples Center in L.A. yesterday and Christina Hendricks landed on the red carpet looking like this. I'm guessing Christina is saving the panty creaming theatrics for the REAL Emmys next Sunday, but still, how does this happen? For some reason, this dreadful look reminds me of when my 12-year-old self used to wrap Christmas presents with bed sheets and bows made of pillow cases. I don't know if bitch fell into the curtains or the curtains fell into her.
Where are the chichis?! Whenever Christina comes out wearing a low-cut neckline with her chichis pouring out like thick white clouds of ethereal mist rising above Mt. Olympus, some hating whores always have to say shit like, "Ugh! She always has to show her tits! We know she has tits! Why does she always have to remind us she has tits?" Shut your mouth on a training bra, bitch. We need to be reminded. Remind us, Christina! Remind us, Christina! It's like we've all seen a beautiful sunset a million times and yet whenever there's a beautiful sunset before us, we take a picture of it with our iPhone, upload that picture to Instagram and then refresh a million times waiting for our friends to say, "OMG what a beautiful sunset!"
Christina's chichis are like a beautiful sunset. They never get old, they're a work of natural art and they're best viewed while eating cheeses and sipping table wine on a picnic blanket with our friends.
And speaking of shit that didn't need to happen last night. Jeremy Davies won a Best Guest Actor in a Drama Emmy for the acting stuff he did on Justified, and he collected his trophy with this on his head:
That hair is only okay if you're Dominic from The Real World: Los Angeles or a guinea pig who just got gang banged in a tornado.
Here's the others who showed up to last night's Emmys Stepchild Awards: Juna from The Comeback, Nick Offerman with Megan Mullally, Padma Lakshmi, Dot Jones, DJ Tanner, Margaret Cho, Melissa McCarthy (looking like a Mennonite bridesmaid), Brenda Strong and Neil Patrick Harris with his hags.
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jeremy davies looks like liam neeson
Twatty! Hi beautiful, how's it going?
I agree with you all that said the bow, scarf thing on the shoulder has got to go. Otherwise not too bad.
Love Megan but her dress is the worst. Nick looks good, and of course Dougie.
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vsminimoose -- I so agree with you about ScarHo. She's ugly and has a pig snout on her face, plus she can't act. Christina has a gorgeous face & can act, two things ScarHo will never have.
Jeremy Davies' hair is just disrespectful. Seriously, the dude looks like he slept on that hair for three days and never combed it; it's just plain nasty.
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Karen Walker: "Honey what is this - what's going on - what's happening?"
I thought the top half was ugly until I saw the pleating in the skirt. Oh boy.
That dress is too ugly for words.
I've always found Hendricks sexy. But I recently watched Firefly, and holy fuck! it's almost impossible to describe how sexually appealing she is. Close-up shots of her trembling lips, seducing everything with a pulse, and her boobs bouncing about in sack cloth... ugh, Jesus take the wheel.
" a guinea pig who just got gang banged in a tornado."
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
MK, I just snorted in a most undignified manner and it's all your fault!!
It's a good thing this chick is good-looking in the face b/c she looks like she's wearing my grandma's shower curtain.
She's probably wearing industrial strength shapewear and she's still a heifer.
nick offerman is looking good! is he wearing a beyonce belly on Parks & Recreations or did he lose weight?
I used to get Jeremy Davies and Henry Thomas mixed up, but the last few years I just ask myself "does this person look scraggly? then it's Jeremy"
I love Christina's dress, but it could do without the bit on the shoulder it is distracting, especially with her hair like that.
I think it is adorable how into each other Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are. I went and saw a show he did (story telling, standup and songs) and she came out and they were amazing.
DJ Tanner has been looking awesome lately, was in the audience for the Marie Osmond show and she was the guest and looked fantastic in person.
p.s.: Someone get Melissa McCarthy a fashion intervention STAT. That shizz be oogly.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 1:13pm.
That white dress with the black shoulders is the ugliest thing. Like something you'd see in a nunnery during summer.
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That man with the crazee hair looks like someone pulled him out of a saloon in 1840.
And CH definitely brings the acting chops on MadMen, but like others have said her "fashion" choices are iffy. That is Grandma's Drapes Collection, absolutely.
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Thumbnail 8 Jeremys looking a lil Collin farrell-ish in the side face imo.
At least none of them are wearing any velvet.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
TexNdoc- when's the last time youve been in a nunnery ? It's hideous no nun would wear that in any season never mind summer ;) lol love your comment dude.
Bow or now bow that F N dress is tooooooooooo Loooooooooooong !!!!!!!!!!!
Mk the curtain fell into her joke is the tits!
So hot in LA these days I'm surprised how overdressed they all are.
I may have to delete my signature for this post but on second thought ,,, nah....
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Bango- true that !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Bango, Christina brings it and they are very nice b(o)(o)bs too, ahahahahaha
Is Megan the one in the white dress?! I didn't even recognize her.
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 2:53pm.
Agreed. She was incredible this past season.
I think that dress would've been fine if not for the bow monstrosity thing hanging off the side.
Padma Lakshmi is gorgeous but a terrible host, IMO. I stopped watching Top Chef because she was so damn irritating.
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"It is kind of sad when your whole career is based on the size of your tits."
Her tits certainly haven't damaged her career, in terms of recognition and fame, but she kills it on Mad Men every week. Those tits might have got her through the door, but she's able to bring it as an actor... IMO.
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What's going on with the two people behind Meg Mullaley?
Frankly, I think Christina looks gorgeous. It's a unique dress, not a cookie-cutter awards show gown. Although I think all of the ladies look great, the BEST of the bunch is Kathy Griffin! Love her outfit and she looks great.
Haha FaerieBad-I love Liam! :)
gonna give Jeremy Davies the excuse that he was trying to channel his "Justified" character -- the character's hair always looks like that
Hendricks needs to always show her tits because nothing else about her is newsworthy. imo dress would be ok without all that stupid draping on the shoulder
Margaret Cho is a living goddess and looks the part in that photo
can't decide how i feel about Griffin's dress...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think she is so fucking beautiful. It's times like seeing her I wonder what in the HELL people see in ScarJo. I just DO NOT see it with that girl.
Hey!!! Stop insulting my future husband like that!! And I mean Liam, not that jeremy guy.
Submitted by Gobbler on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 2:13pm.
That Jeremy Davies dude looks like a cracked-out Liam Neeson
It is kind of sad when your whole career is based on the size of your tits.
That Jeremy Davies dude looks like a cracked-out Liam Neeson.
Hendricks head looks way too small for her body.
Some dumbfuck stylist who dispenses Adderall to her clients and does not understand the life-saving power of the Magnificent Chi Chis probably talked her into this dress, claiming it was high fashion.
However, we all know the deal and it's imperative that we demand the return of the Magnificent Chi Chis. We need to get on this asap; start an online petition.
Why does this trick always either have her titty balls scrunched up to her chin or completely covered? She needs a new stylist, pronto.
Also, much love for Davies, even with his chicken-fried hair. He's fantastic on Justified. As are all the actors. By far my favorite show.
Dot Jones looks great, especially the fuck-you shoes.
Margaret Cho rules everything.
Ignoring Megan's silly frock because I love her (and Nick too).
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When I first saw the photo, I thought "why is Don Mattingly at the Emmys and WTF did he do to his hair?"
It was 105 degrees downtown yesterday. Why aren't they all naked? Do they not follow the trends from Buckingham Palace? What's with the stupid jackets and sleeves? They have no style, it's television.
Ok, so I can't say I recall ever seeing Christina Hendricks in anything (TV/movies) but just about every time I see a picture of her, especially when she's getting her pose on, all I get is this overpowering "Durrrrr" vibe.
Take the main pic, for example. If we could see what was going on in her head right there, I'm willing to lay money that it was a goat eating a tin can, à la Ralph Wiggum. I'll bet she started giggling out loud a few seconds later.
Bwahahahahah!
Her best photo was the *t-shirt and glasses* pic but that's not formal attire so... lol ;p
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I love Christina but her personal style is questionable. But with the exception of the bow, this is okay.
Yes, but it's on Christina Hendricks. Michelangelo's David becomes no less beautiful if someone throws a pair of jeggings around its neck.
Jeremy Davies may have looked like crap, but for me he gets a pass from criticism for the amazing work he's done on Justified; truly unbelievable work on his part...
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Fugly!
MK don't you know when people are giving you fashion? Her dress is an abstract print ok? lol
The only thing that fit around her boobs #37.
CHICHIS!!!!
Reminds me I need some new tit slings...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 1:13pm.
That white dress with the black shoulders is the ugliest thing. Like something you'd see in a nunnery during summer.
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Aaaand every nunnery in the US is now suing you for fashion defamation.
The worst thing is, she looks great from the neck up, and if it was sleeveless and fitted, it'd be a lot better.
That white dress with the black shoulders is the ugliest thing. Like something you'd see in a nunnery during summer.
Dude with the mini handlebar mustache looks rough! wow
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Take off the sleeve and shoulder detail, and that dress isn't half bad. Of course, my standards for Hendricks are ridiculously low, so make of that what you will.
But she is improving. It canNOT be that hard to dress her.