What In The Hell Kind Of GD Dress Is This?
The Creative Emmy Awards (aka The Your Shit Isn't Good Enough For The Emmys That Shows On TV ceremony) was held in the employees break room at the Staples Center in L.A. yesterday and Christina Hendricks landed on the red carpet looking like this. I'm guessing Christina is saving the panty creaming theatrics for the REAL Emmys next Sunday, but still, how does this happen? For some reason, this dreadful look reminds me of when my 12-year-old self used to wrap Christmas presents with bed sheets and bows made of pillow cases. I don't know if bitch fell into the curtains or the curtains fell into her.
Where are the chichis?! Whenever Christina comes out wearing a low-cut neckline with her chichis pouring out like thick white clouds of ethereal mist rising above Mt. Olympus, some hating whores always have to say shit like, "Ugh! She always has to show her tits! We know she has tits! Why does she always have to remind us she has tits?" Shut your mouth on a training bra, bitch. We need to be reminded. Remind us, Christina! Remind us, Christina! It's like we've all seen a beautiful sunset a million times and yet whenever there's a beautiful sunset before us, we take a picture of it with our iPhone, upload that picture to Instagram and then refresh a million times waiting for our friends to say, "OMG what a beautiful sunset!"
Christina's chichis are like a beautiful sunset. They never get old, they're a work of natural art and they're best viewed while eating cheeses and sipping table wine on a picnic blanket with our friends.
And speaking of shit that didn't need to happen last night. Jeremy Davies won a Best Guest Actor in a Drama Emmy for the acting stuff he did on Justified, and he collected his trophy with this on his head:
That hair is only okay if you're Dominic from The Real World: Los Angeles or a guinea pig who just got gang banged in a tornado.
Here's the others who showed up to last night's Emmys Stepchild Awards: Juna from The Comeback, Nick Offerman with Megan Mullally, Padma Lakshmi, Dot Jones, DJ Tanner, Margaret Cho, Melissa McCarthy (looking like a Mennonite bridesmaid), Brenda Strong and Neil Patrick Harris with his hags.
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Margaret Cho looks great! :)
that is all.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Someone wrassled with the shower curtain and the shower curtain won.
I so wish Megan Mullally would come back to TV as the star of KAREN!
I love Melissa McCarthy, but girlfriend look like a sister-wife who let the 37 co-mingled chilrens living in her house pick out the fabric for her dress. And unfortunately, none of them are gay so this travesty was the outcome.
I'm not a fan of fashion but I like this dress simply because it reeks of the 70's!
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Now that I've seen this I can't unsee it :( In this picture it looks like she has a vagina between her arm and the dress: http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/wenn59...
I do not get the love for this woman.
She's utterly drop-dead powerhouse gorgeous, especially in this day & age when all the touted so-called "beautiful people" tend to look like slightly altered carbon copies of one another. Hendricks here has some true, juicy, old-school-hollywood beauty, and no, it's not just about her mountainous tits. I like Christina H.
That other guy has cute V-shaped Liam-esque eyes but beyond that he looks like he's sweating out the black tar.
Jeremy Davies looks like a homeless crackhead who just wandered there and stole an award on his way out.
That dress is hideous as is. Needs a pair of scissors taken to it in the limo.
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Her chichis being covered doesn't bothered me in the least but there's too much fabric over her arm and flower. She's a beautiful woman, that's for sure.
Speaking of which, Boardwalk Empire premier is on y'all! *runs*
Would be gorgeous without the flower. Those boobies are perfectly lifted. Almost everybody looks fabulous, Margaret, Kathy, Megan--all talented ladies. TV people are so much more fun and down-to-earth seeming than the Oscar hos. And more intelligent, IMO. Padma Lakshmi also has a nice figure, though I don't like her gold diggery and as an Indian she embarrasses me, though her looks certainly represent.
This is what happens when your chichis both get a vote on the outfit and majority rules. Too bad chichis don't have eyes.
Margaret Cho looks fabulous!
Did Christina Hendricks get work done on her face?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Based on these photos, and the dresses I saw on college girls at the Georgia-Florida Atlantic game yesterday, I can confidently say that ugliness is having a moment.
I love all these people, but they all look like hell. Even the usually-sharp NPH has managed to look like a maitre d' from a bad early 80's British TV show.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
My theory: There are two extremes when it comes to celebrity fashion, particularly at award shows. Dress with class and style, your picture is published. Dress like you brushed glue all over your body, climbed through your dirty laundry bin and styled your hair with an immersion blender, your picture is published. *shakes head*
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Melissa McCarthy is becoming out-of-control heavy. She gets bigger with every awards show and is probably having to handle the stress of success with food. She's so sweet and has a family, so I hope she starts taking care of herself. And I'm sure they make better plus-size dresses than that. Did she and Megan Mullally make their own dresses and do their own hair....while drunk?
Hendricks always looks fabulous as Joan on MM, but like a dog's dinner in RL public appearances. She's got a great figure, but she either dresses as if she's a size 0 with no boobs (as with this dress), as some ridiculously conservative librarian, or as the cheap showgirl who married your old Uncle Phil when he was in Vegas or Atlantic City.
There's virtually no middle ground with her, which is a shame.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 6:45pm.
Jeremy's sporting the "mike right out of bed" hair style (I wear it better, FYI).
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One thing is your just out of bed hair, but in thumb #8, Jeremy has porcupine static head and that takes product! ;)
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 8:58pm.
It's for the set design, sound, costumes, make-up etc stuff.
First of all what the hell is the Creative Emmy Award? Are the going to have an Asshat Oscar Award show?
I will say it was good to see Christina being stepped up in her role on Madmen.
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I don't care how big this sloppy tittied fake bitch is...you can't fake class or acting.
Her dress looks like a sofa from the 1930s.
That sure is a sad sack red carpet show. If I saw a lame group like this at a K-Mart store grand opening, I would be disappointed.
Oh dear, no one had stylists on call for this? Margaret Cho, NPH and Brenda Strong look like the only ones who made an effort to look good.
*high fives Twatty* I love messy hair, but that is just mess hair. Please.
The dress looks like drapes made into a dress, and the hairdo is sorry. I don't even look that bad after a hangover.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 7:36pm.
Pen a swastika on his forehead and he could play Manson.
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Is something wrong with her left eye?
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Cockadouche!
Sweetas -- thank you! Unless he rolled out from under some newspapers on a park bench and he's homeless, that hair don't is completely unacceptable and disrespectful if you ask me. I know a lot of people don't like Clooney, but at least he looks like a gentleman and is well put together when he goes to an event; you never see him looking like shit like this. Give me the guys from the old days, guys dressed up like the guys on "Mad Men," Rock Hudson, Cary Grant, Frank Sinatra, those guys had style.
Pen a swastika on his forehead and he could play Manson.
I think she is gorgeous, but NO to that dress. She's probably tired of ppl telling her she needs to cover her boobs.
I think she can show her beautiful figure without having to spill out or dress in curtains. She needs a better stylist.
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Louise, sister wife? bwaahahhaha I like Melissa, but that made me LOL ;p
@Twatty, wasn't it cute? Had to watch a few minutes of it. ☺
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Too much dress for her. Do not like.
Are the fucking hairstylists on strike?
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NO, Megan! That dress is horrible. I KNOW she can look better than that.
Jeremy's sporting the "mike right out of bed" hair style (I wear it better, FYI).
I'll keep it short: the dress is fug.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
That dress is a flowing tower of NO. And Jeremy, unless you just woke up on a park bench under a layer of newspapers, unacceptable. These people desperately need a gay and a mirror in their lives.
I think CH looks great, the dress doesn't even bother me that much. I am glad she switches up her looks and covered up the chichis for once.
I LOVE Jeremy Davies. That hair is awful.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 4:53pm.
vsminimoose -- I so agree with you about ScarHo. She's ugly and has a pig snout on her face, plus she can't act.
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Awww, really? I have found her nose to be so cute and nibbly. Not a great actress, though...give ya that!
Every girl over 24 should know that if you are blessed on top like Christina here, do NOT wear large prints. Small ones (little polka dots) are fine, but not these big damn flowers.
Did anyone else notice that she overdid the restylane before the Emmys here??
I don't think Christina's dress is too bad. She still looks like a real movie star. So gorgeous!!! It's an improvement from that look she was sporting not too long ago. The one where it looked like someone's large, perky butt was sitting on her chest.
Jeremy is cute. He looks like he just stuck his finger in an electrical socket.
Malin looks pretty but that dress is so boring.
Who is that woman who looks like a man? Pretty eyes, but that black suit and those shoes.
Melissa McCarthy has gained a lot of weight since
Gilmore Girls. She used to have a very pretty face, but not here. Maybe it's the hair. That hairdo is the worst.
Brenda Strong looks beautiful. Dress makes her look shapeless.
NPH looks very debonair.
"That hair is only okay if you're Dominic from The Real World: Los Angeles or a guinea pig who just got gang banged in a tornado."
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I thought Jeremy Davies was a drunken (and slightly greasy) Shia LaDouche for a second.
I just looked at Melissa McCarthy's dress. WTF? It makes her look like a sister wife.
I'm with the argument that the dress would be 10x better without the drapey shoulder.
And I can forgive Melissa for her dress. Designers do not make anything for larger women but ugly muumuu tent things. She was lucky to find a dress at all, sadly.
Lucifer -- hey, sweetie! Doing good. I thought of you yesterday. I went to Sephora to check out that Illamasqua blush. Lousy suburban Sephora doesn't even have the line; have to go into Chicago to check it out -- damnit!
Within -- I love kitty cams!!!
The 21st Century's #1 Golddigger, Padma Lakshmi looks lovely. It looks like she has a wicked scar on her arm, though.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 5:31pm.
That dress is hideous. The material looks like it came from ugly curtains or an ugly sofa.
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Exactly. Even if the chichis were revealed, that is a sartorial disaster.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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That dress is hideous. The material looks like it came from ugly curtains or an ugly sofa.