Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 16, 2012 / Posted by:

The smart ass who paid for a traffic ticket with a Dunkin’ Donuts box full of 137 $1 bills folded into origami pigs.

A Texas man was caught by a red-light camera with an expired inspection sticker (or something like that) and it got him a traffic ticket for $137, which he wasn’t exactly barfing rainbows about. To mess with them while getting a little revenge, he spent his time folding dollar bills into tiny pigs and then he dropped them all in a donut box. The ultimate shade of it all!

The dudes behind the glass who got the payment in F U form were about as happy as a government employee would be after finding out that he’s going to have to unfold one hundred and thirty damn seven dollar bills under fluorescent lighting. But after a while the people behind the glass started smiling, because they made a mental note to give every traffic cop they know this origami prankster’s license number plate so the man can continue to screw with him by giving him a ticket for every little barely illegal move he makes. That is totally an “I’ve got your number, hussy, and I’ll be seeing you A LOT” smirky smile.

Yes, this is the reason origami was invented (to burn a bitch’s nerves), but I’d be more pissed if someone gave me a donut-less box of donuts. A donut-less box of donuts is like a permanently soft 9″ dick. Not the way I want my emotions fucked with.

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