Saturday, September 15th 2012

Prince William & Duchess Kate Are in Borneo And This Hot Bitch Seems Really Excited About That

Oh look, that hot bitch of Borneo is making the same face most of us made when looking at Duchess Kate's nipples. It's one of those "And? Can she shoot diamonds out of her nipples, because I am failing to see why tricks are freaking out over this?" looks. That hot bitch of Borneo has its tits out every day and nobody's freaking out over them or splattering them on the cover of Closer Magazine. But they totally should...

Believe it or not, Duchess Kate and her sun-thirsty nipples haven't been banished to gallows for shaming the royal family. Kate and Prince William kept their Tour of Asia going and today they visited a rainforest in Sabah, Borneo. (I know, I didn't know there was a Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse ride in Borneo!) During their visit, William and Kate were hoisted up some tree and my guess is that they were training for the day when they scale down the walls of the base where PHG is staying at to get his ass out of there. Because the Taliban killed two US marines today while trying to get at PHG. In other words: Harry, you in danger, ginge.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:22pm.

Freshly showered and waiting till it's time to meet friends for dinner.

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Mike, I still can't believe MK wakes up on the weekend to post. hahaha Quick, someone send him a good story with pictures! He's probably talking to himself right now. lol

Just chillin' on a quiet Saturday, how about you? ;p

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:06pm.
MK , wake up , you lazy bitch, we need a new post!!!

Word.

Wassup, UBF, Within?

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MK , wake up , you lazy bitch, we need a new post!!!

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Is that the royal cameltoe I see, quick sue someone!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:37pm.
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I don't know why they allow the media to broadcast soldiers' whereabouts and missions! grrrrr

A Prince Albert? Would that not add weight and drag him down?! lmao Will should have known he can't take a leak in a polo field just like that. Face toward the trees, man! Same with PHG in LV. Now Kate was on private property but there are always zoom lens cameras about. *smdh*

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:54pm.
Hey look. It's my MIL sans fards. All that ape needs is a martini and a ciggie et voila! Dog-in-law! Fucking bag.

Comparing a MIL to an orangutan, Dog? I'm disappointed in you. I THOUGHT you were a true animal lover.

Because the Taliban killed two US marines today while trying to get at PHG.

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We all know that sending Harry to Afghanistan was a publicity stunt to take the public's attention from his nudity. The fact that the UK gov and the royal family are willing to put the lives of non-celebrity soldiers at risk for pr is disgusting.

And for all we know, Waity Katy's nipples were a pr stunt too.

I'm NOT talking about the fact that she was topless outdoors when she knows people are always watching (although she should have and probably does know better). I mean the fact that the royals didn't strike a deal to keep the pics under wraps. Celebrities (and even the royal family) do it all the time: don't put this or that out there, and we'll give you some exclusive later on...the royals could have pulled this off.

They wanted the Waity tit shot so they could claim that royal acts of public nudity make them (the royals) victims of the paps.

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Hahaha if the Hot Bitch of Borneo is giving them the side-eye (upside-eye?) as they swing back and forth and walk the bridge... Kate and Will look great here. *Move along photographers, nothing to see here* ;)

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As to phg in afgh, its a war and thousands have died, so I wouldn't assign recent deaths to him. As to why the media and the military would reveal his location to us publicly where the enemy can see, is beyond me.

Now the remarkable thing is that both brothers and the wife have all had their sex organs in the tabloids in recent weeks. It amazes me they don't know better.

As to prince andrew, wouldn't it be special if his piss photos revealed he had a prince albert? Anyhoo, I recall how churchill would flash the two finger V for victory sign, and the prince was holding His Royal Majesty with an upside down V whilst pissing in a semi-public area. What are we to make of that?

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The Queen jumps out of a helicopter in heels and pearls, then her son and grandson both rappel off high places soon after. Coincidence?

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:21pm.

Americans. It said in the clip MK linked. That movie was serious trouble.

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LOL at Dog's MIL.

I always wonder if those crotch harnesses hurt the franks and beans.

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call me an old paranoid whore, but I get a creepy, short life span, Teresa Caputo-type vibe from PHG. dude needs to GTFO and be careful...

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I thought that it was reported earlier that Prince Harry would not be where the Americans were stationed. It's all bullshit. They need to get Harry out of there if he is a risk to other allied soldiers.was this a revenge attack against because of the anti Muslim video or an attack against Harry?

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I've been there!! We 'adopted' a 3-year-old orphan named Michelle for our granddaughter as part of their fundraising efforts.

I didn't see any tits though. :(

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Wow, she manages to have great hair even in a tropical climate. This Kate girl is fierce!

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Did PHG's nakedscapades open the floodgates for this coverage of the royals? Too bad there aren't more stringent penalties for the invasion of privacy.

"That hot bitch of Borneo" - OLOL Those are some nice furry tits, she's doing it right. hahaha ;p

So sad for those two soldiers' families...

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Dog, that's so fucked up! - I love it!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Hey look. It's my MIL sans fards. All that ape needs is a martini and a ciggie et voila! Dog-in-law! Fucking bag.

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I'd rather read about orangutans than these dullards.

I saw somewhere else that an Irish newspaper has now published the photos, too.

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PHG shouldn't be in Afghanistan.

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LOL MK. Love the picture!
Hot Gringe does need to get out dodge.

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Wonder what this ho thinks about Kate's tit shots?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Oh, I didn't know Camilla was joining Will & Kate on their trip. She has never looked lovelier.

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Haha! She looks more like a horse to me. Saddle up Charlie!!!!
NEIGH!!! XD

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