Open Post: Hosted By Emma Stone & Spider-Man Saving The World With Their Signs
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield left a NYC restaurant this afternoon after putting lunch things in their eating holes, and apparently the paparazzi was waiting outside for them. Instead of handling the paparazzi Sean Penn-style by raging their faces off or doing it Matt Bellamy-style by putting takeout bags over their heads, they decided to promote a couple of charities. When they sashayed out of the restaurant, they held up a message on two signs that read:
We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in so... why not take this -> opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org and www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have A Great Day!
And when they turned their signs around, the message read: And don't forget! The Amazing Spider-Man Out On DVD -> and Blu-Ray this November! BUY IT!
You might think this was a heartwarming and smart stunt, but now some shameless fame whores are going to steal this idea and use it for their own benefit. John Travolta is going to walk around wearing pants with a cut-out on his b-hole and sign above that says: Sperm Donor Kiosk, Please Submit Your Donations Here ↓. And since Kim Kardashian is already completely empty inside, Pimp Mama Kris is going to have a piggy bank slot installed on the back of her head for dumb bitches to drop dollars in. Look what you've started, Spider-Man and the beeeeeee-atch whoooo thole Linzeeeeez Lurrhanz cuh-rearz! (White Oprah's words, not mine. Can't you tell by the slurring?)
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MTurtle:
I know that you stated that you were dense earlier in this post, so I will give you a hint.......guess? .......aren't we all playing guessing games tonight.
Within: Your ears should be burning because a few not so nice posters were talking mean things about you and it wasn't me.
As to you Snowblood; you are insufferable. I have made no bones about my name change. You are also dense and mean.
Turtle,
LOL, your food talk made me hungry, actually. NOM NOM.
Hi Diamond, how's it going tonight, good? ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Ciao Within, MTurtle (you so definitely need a cute turtle avatar! Better than the running shoes, n'est-ce pas?), ESe and the gorgeous Diamond Dogs!
I'm sitting on the lifeguard tower outside my house in Hermosa Beach and my ass is completely numb at this point. How did it come to this?? Lol! I probably need to walk for a minute or something.
Submitted by Dog on Sat,09/15/2012 - 11:22pm.
"Hee. You have no idea what havoc I can wreak, baby!"
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Mom?
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
DD and Sal:
DD, I am going to bed so may we discourse tomorrow? I really want to hear your opinions on my opinions.
Sal, darling: I hope all is well. {{hugs}}
Yes, I took an Ambien which is why I'm NOT staying here. We know how that turned out last time. HAAAWWW!
Night all.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:12am.
Evening, ladies, and i m OUT. That one Corona did me in....
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Hello and uh, goodbye? Lightweight! ;)
G'night UBF
*hands you ear plugs*
Snowblood, I saw that as well, member for a week or whatever...is she also Angela/etc?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:10pm.
Dog- I laugh every time you tease Mike about something. I still crack up about the time you said, "Sorry, Mike. We can't all be anorexic teenagers."
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The hell I said that!!! Did I? Seriously? Was that the night I was on Ambien???
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Bwahaha Doggy, I remember that too... How are you doing tonight sweetheart?
Hello DD! Please ignore my food related post below;)
Estee Logger is Gladyslove, anyone remember her? After a particularly virulent and nasty exchange or two with others here who don't share her super-narrow-minded ideals and hatemongery, she changed her name and installed an extremely cute new avatar (baby goat!!) In the hopes that most people wouldn't notice it's still her.
Always click on the name & check "history," it'll give you a better grasp on who you might be dealing with.
Sorry there, Gladyslove. I like your avvie, but I know exactly who you are. Not very nice at all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Evening, ladies, and i m OUT. That one Corona did me in....
Ooooooh! Tunes time! :D
Local legendary '80's band, The Suburbs. Grab your hair mousse and put your dancing hooker shoes on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNx1i8Gx3hM
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Hi Withy, Turtle, Snowblood, ESE, UBF and anyone else I may have missed.
Oh, I thought these two were announcing they were pregnant or something. It's just that they're being followed? pfttt... olloll
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Hi WR :)
Just got here and tickled pink on the two links no one is supposed to link on teeheehee.
Hi Mustang Sally, ESE, Diamond, MTurt Snowblood, Mani6, UBF and the late evening gang. lol *waves* ;)
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UBF, that is so weird.
I LOVE YOU, ESE!! You are so fuckin money, you don't even KNOW! Thank you for the link, you awesome motherfucker, you. *kisses*
(All I wanted was a Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!!)
IMO...they should have went with the takeout bags on their heads instead.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:56pm.
aawww, you're a daisy, you are!
gotta step out for a bit, folks... these ninja trained chipmunks won't leave the nunchucks alone without parental supervision!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
She is talking about herself, Muddy.
EL wtf are you talking about?
Doggie, are you around? I'm ready to discuss the Black Dahlia Avenger.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:11pm.
Swooning, I'm absolutely swooning over the song. You really are a darlin'.
Here's one for you - but no one else can click on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPapxr8GvGA
I'm really sorry that your cat hits you on the head with a baseball bat every morning. That's quite a wake-up call.
'Most everyone's mad, here.', sayeth the Cheshire Cat. I like that! I might change my siggie.:-)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by Snowblood on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:48pm.
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBaMlAUj08
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Aaand husband dropped off food and then had to leave to go answer another call even though his shift ended 30 minutes ago because the shitty excuse for a sheriffs dept wont go.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:47pm.
oh, come on... that snoring is only a serenade for you to come on over to his side of the bed, and... well... clip his nostrils together until he stops... but that's not what i advised you of when you are repeating this to the cops, o.k.?!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ESE I love you, dearheart! I needed you around here this afternoon cuz I had Suicidal Tendencies' song "Institutionalised" on the brain, but I couldn't link to it since I've only got my cellphone here. I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! The song is *still* stuck in my head.
later gators, Cuppster!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDohEEQ1E
what?... it's because she's so bad, she's good!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
No, don't go yet!! Please?
Husband home with chili and a jr bacon cheeseburger. And a diet coke of course!
Goodnight all :)
IDK about all that , ESE. If you have someone laying next to you while listening to the rhythmic pump of his sleep apnea machine, frisky is the last thing on my mind...
Nite EC ♥
Brown Eyed Girl, oh yeah. I have a stomach of steel!! Lol. Except for a few weeks ago when I discovered how much I love the taste of those sun sweet prunes and ate about 25 of them-to quote Cuppy quoting jack-"no bueno"
Submitted by MTurtle on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:42pm.
Food of the Gods Muddy and don't forget it!
NIGHTY NIGHT ERRYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:42pm.
the husband just came home with a case of Corona and Betty Crocker snack cakes. YES!!
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if that isn't a recipe for friskyness,(is that a word?) i don't believe in romance any more!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*going to UBF's house
Submitted by MTurtle on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:37pm.
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Don't feel bad - I'm just amazed your stomach can handle so many different "cuisines" in one day ; )
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:07pm.
HI ESE! *MUAH*
Hope you are well.
*leaves box of cupcakes and a good bottle of scotch*
Good night and sweet dreams!
the husband just came home with a case of Corona and Betty Crocker snack cakes. YES!!
Submitted by estee logger on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:37pm.
i'm Irish... Sigmund Freud admitted defeat when it comes to my kind.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:23pm.
ooh, ooh! i know how to retort this one!... *poses in therapist thinking pose*... *strokes beard*... *stares into the distance*... hhhmmm, and how does that make you feel, cupcake?... HA!
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He he he, is that Sigmund Freud? Wowzers! would he have a field day here!
I hate myself for what I've eaten today...I've had a Nachos Bell Grande and a soft taco supreme from TB, some left over baked ziti from Fazolis, a package of angry birds fruit snacks, a mini bag of Cheetos, and am waiting for husband to bring home either subway or Wendy's. Normally I eat a decent sized, healthy lunch and smaller, healthy meals the rest of the day. It sounds like the shit MK says but you know irl hes a healthy, fit little cutie so you can laugh cause you jnow its not true...I think I've had several days worth of calories today alone...school makes me a stress eater, don't judge!
*hangs head in shame*
ETA: plus a death in family, school BS and new birth control pills. You bitches can give me a pass on this:)
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:34pm.
HAHAHA!!... story of every morning of my life!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:30pm.
if memory serves, Farrah and Thornhill... but that's only correct if it wasn't during one of my blackouts.
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That's what I remember too - saw him post recently, wonder if they're still together. Thanks, ESE!
@ ESE
Since you're a kitteh guy, here's one of my favorite Simon's Cat episodes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:30pm.
if memory serves, Farrah and Thornhill... but that's only correct if it wasn't during one of my blackouts.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:56pm.
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Dog, has your name on here always been the same?
Isn't Farrah the one who became a couple with a guy on here? I know way back a few years someone did, but I've never connected on FB or IRL with anyone on the D.
I kinda think I hate these two...they are so fucking self important.