Open Post: Hosted By Emma Stone & Spider-Man Saving The World With Their Signs

September 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield left a NYC restaurant this afternoon after putting lunch things in their eating holes, and apparently the paparazzi was waiting outside for them. Instead of handling the paparazzi Sean Penn-style by raging their faces off or doing it Matt Bellamy-style by putting takeout bags over their heads, they decided to promote a couple of charities. When they sashayed out of the restaurant, they held up a message on two signs that read:

We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in so… why not take this -> opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? and Have A Great Day!

And when they turned their signs around, the message read: And don’t forget! The Amazing Spider-Man Out On DVD -> and Blu-Ray this November! BUY IT!

You might think this was a heartwarming and smart stunt, but now some shameless fame whores are going to steal this idea and use it for their own benefit. John Travolta is going to walk around wearing pants with a cut-out on his b-hole and sign above that says: Sperm Donor Kiosk, Please Submit Your Donations Here ↓. And since Kim Kardashian is already completely empty inside, Pimp Mama Kris is going to have a piggy bank slot installed on the back of her head for dumb bitches to drop dollars in. Look what you’ve started, Spider-Man and the beeeeeee-atch whoooo thole Linzeeeeez Lurrhanz cuh-rearz! (White Oprah’s words, not mine. Can’t you tell by the slurring?)

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