Open Post: Hosted By Emma Stone & Spider-Man Saving The World With Their Signs
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield left a NYC restaurant this afternoon after putting lunch things in their eating holes, and apparently the paparazzi was waiting outside for them. Instead of handling the paparazzi Sean Penn-style by raging their faces off or doing it Matt Bellamy-style by putting takeout bags over their heads, they decided to promote a couple of charities. When they sashayed out of the restaurant, they held up a message on two signs that read:
We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in so... why not take this -> opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org and www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have A Great Day!
And when they turned their signs around, the message read: And don't forget! The Amazing Spider-Man Out On DVD -> and Blu-Ray this November! BUY IT!
You might think this was a heartwarming and smart stunt, but now some shameless fame whores are going to steal this idea and use it for their own benefit. John Travolta is going to walk around wearing pants with a cut-out on his b-hole and sign above that says: Sperm Donor Kiosk, Please Submit Your Donations Here ↓. And since Kim Kardashian is already completely empty inside, Pimp Mama Kris is going to have a piggy bank slot installed on the back of her head for dumb bitches to drop dollars in. Look what you've started, Spider-Man and the beeeeeee-atch whoooo thole Linzeeeeez Lurrhanz cuh-rearz! (White Oprah's words, not mine. Can't you tell by the slurring?)
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Lindsay Lohan tweets that it's unfair that she spent time in jail but Amanda Bynes hasn't. Lindsay says she appreciates her life experiences and is living without regrets.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2204455/Amanda-Bynes-car-im...
Thx for ain't got time for your stink eye maneuvers talk!
Hekki new avi. Edith Bouvier?
You do Snowblood, there's a lot to look forward to! And I've never seen you moan, if you did, as you said, who hasn't! Lol, I'll talk to you soon sweet SB! You have a good night!
*pours another glass of wine for those burning the midnight oil*
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@Within, yeah, I guess I DID have a great Sunday! Cuz I was thinking about it, and I realised I have so, so much to be stoked about in my life. I have a lot to bitch & moan about (who doesn't,) but the good outweighs the bad in fucking spades & acres.
@Mel_Tang and your avvie remains to be motherfuckin AWESOME! Long Live Suri...
Snowblood... <3. I wish I had a good stinkeye. I try to give one to my kids when they are in trouble, and they just look at me and laugh. :( haha
www.poopreport.com :)
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Hi there Snowblood! *waves* I need to practise that "truly stank-ass evil eye" sounds like something one could use at the gym, lol Hope you had a lovely Sunday! ;)
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Mel-Tang, you're just running into assholes. It happens! The world's fulla them. *Tony Soprano voice* Whadda ya gonna do, ey? When some brave asshole attempts to stink-eye me, I'll respond with a truly stank-ass evil eye, and then I'll burst out laughing because it's all so silly. Nobody can resist either MY evil eye or the genuine laughter!
And @Within, @MTurtle, @Louise_Brooks et al, ciao beautifuls! *waves*
MTurt, you're on the reading summary now? *pours you a glass of wine* clink-clink. ;p
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Well I finished my document analysis earlier and am not working on a reading summary...sigh.
Louise, who knows why people do what they do. Maybe they're jelly of your outfit or something dumb like that! PEER at them back, tactfully. Lol
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Louise....I've been getting the stink eye from a lot of teenagers lately. Like very disrespectful.
Maybe holding up my middle finger is the wrong approach? :P
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YAWN! The more attention they bring to themselves in the end.
Re: stink eye. I am sickeningly polite most of the time, so I just let the stink eye women be. On Friday I was picking up coffee and some emo hipster wannabe was giving me massive stink eye. I had just walked into the coffee shop and wasn't doing anything even stink eye worthy.
Then earlier today I was at the gym and some older woman gave me the rubber-necking stink eye. I was on the elliptical machine and the only person in that area. Maybe I'm sending a weird vibe or something. Or maybe I'm just running into assholes.
I'm pissed The Real Housewives of New Jersey kept advertising as the "Season Finale" until like the last 15 minutes when they announced it was a 2-parter, with the good part of course next week.
Long episode short, called "The Bald Canary Sings": Everyone is fighting of course and the finale ends like every RHONJ finale, at the fashion show where a bald guy who works for a salon was doing Teresa's makeup and happened to tell her that her hated sister-in-law used to work as a stripper for him. Bald guy then later re-introduces himself to sister-in-law in front of Teresa, and sis says "I know you from somewhere."
Everything good happens next week, damn you Bravo Andy.
Ooooohhhh...I just saw a commercial for "The Master" with Phillip Seymour -Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix. It looks REALLY good!!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 1:56pm.
Foxxy, if it helps FFB, then I guess I'll be okay with it...
(Mark, I'll be here when that ho breaks your heart),
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 9:00pm.
Jesus H Christ, its that horndog Jack!
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OMG Twatty, sounds like you have a busy yard. Have you made any headway with the new place?
Yeah the kitty cam was so cute. Saw when they were eating and then lying around like little kings and queens afterward. LOL
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Within -- no, I had nothing to do with the kids. They're the neighbor's kids, the ones she never supervises, that were in MY driveway. I've yelled at the little fuckers before to get off of my sidewalk, lawn or driveway, but they never listen. A huge part of the problem is that no one watches them. She's too busy with her legs in the air, knocking out another one, to supervise the ones she already has.
*peeks in*
/waves
I like his t-shirt. The homemade signs are a bit...cutesy?
Jesus H Christ, its that horndog Jack!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 8:54pm.
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HAHA Twatty. Depends if they are friends or strangers! Very different reactions, I tell ya.
What were you doing with all the kids? Did they get out of hand?
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I GOT YOUR STGINK EYE!!!!!!!!1
Within -- oh, I love the twirl, you must look so cute whilst doing that!!!
GG -- god forbid if you're attractive, women will give you the stink eye, they're just nasty bitches.
The thing is I rent so it's really not my property, but I don't want my car scratched up with their damn bikes. I haven't called the cops yet but if they do it one more time, yes, I will call. Fucking brats, stay in your own damn driveway, right?
LOL GG I like the pimp walk away! Hair flip works too. Can't with side-eyes...
@Twatty and Louise, people giving the stank-eye to your face? Have you ever had the slow up and down look? In that case, I do a twirl so they get the full view. HAHAHA
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:[ I would have called the police and said there wre a bunch of unsupervised children riding their bikes in the street and that the parents rarely call them in til late. Yes, I am an ass. Stay the fuck off my property.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good for you Twatty. I swear I dont know what is up with some of our fellow women...no sisterhood I tell you!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG & Louise -- oh, I will give a bitch the stink eye right back. But the thing is, what makes a bitch think she can give MOI the stink eye? They do NOT know who they're playing with!!! Like the bitch who lied the other day and said I ran over her goddamned hoof at Nordstrom Rack. I said I was sorry to the bitch and she said I didn't; I had to shut the rough-skinned, ugly bitch up with a "bitch, puh-lease" and a huge eyeroll.
Foxy "or have been caught cheating. or maybe Belichek getting shot by some chick he was banging's husband."
Sometimes and not sucking up:) I really do luv you:) Very few people really know the "calibre"
of this man.
You women are not doing it right. When some biotch gives me the stank eye, I just roll my eyes slow up to heaven and pimp walk away...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*picks up thread*
My sister gave me some professional shears and I cutting lids' hair. We get hella compliments on Youngest's because I do a Louise Brooks on her and stack it so it's shorter in the back. It's adorable.
The other two girls have it long and blah like the girls all do nowadays (*pops a Geritol*) but it's fun to do hers.
Louise -- really? Me, too. Aside from my female friends & female dlisted friends, women can be beyotches. Happened to me at Nordstrom Rack the other day -- royal stink eye.
I have a blunt cut, long hair and longer bangs, cut & dye my hair and I've been getting lots of compliments on it, and I've been saving myself tons of money with it. There's a really easy way to cut bangs. Make a triangle out of your bang area. Twist the the triangled area into a ponytailed type thingie and then cut that straight across, then all you need to do is even out that cut area. Kind of hard to describe, but it really works out beautifully.
tojo & SANS FARDS -- I love your new avies. Beautiful pictures of beautiful men; I love Marlon Brando & Andrew Lincoln -- I so would!!!
I was working in my garage, boxing some stuff up, so I couldn't park my car in there tonight. AnyHOO, I have a newer car and I'm protective of it. It was parked outside of the garage in front of my townhome. Fucking little rugrats from the townhome 3 doors down were riding their bikes in MY driveway. I went out there and yelled at them -- I said, "get away from my car and out of my drive!" They looked at me like bees were coming out of my mouth. I moved the car really close to the garage so they couldn't drive in front of my car close to the garage. WHAT THE FUCK? And all of these kids are under six. This mother never watches her FIVE kids. No one was out there supervising them. I know I sound like a grumpy old lady, but I'm sick of those kids being everywhere but in their own damn yard and driveway. Sorry, had to vent.
Foxy, our cards are so bad. What a thrill that they beat the Pats. Luckily for Mr. they don't show the Browns out here. They really do suck but ol time fans. Can't change that:)
Hope you win your fantasy this week and win some big bucks!
Hey Pushy,
GO CARDS!! nice win for them -- have to check to see who ended up in the seat today in Wisenhunt's game of "guess who my qb is this week?"
sorry -- how are you? i've been lurking in the Carrey thread and just came back here and saw your notes
got a little crisis going on here so dealing w/that more than watching the games, but this a.m. it was Raiders/Fins and now Jets/Steelers. will pay attention to 9ers game later
i tend to ignore the Patriots at this stage of the season, unless they are playing someone i really root for, or have been caught cheating. or maybe Belichek getting shot by some chick he was banging's husband.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I know. I had to punch myself in the crotch bone for that. *packs suitcase for hell*
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 5:39pm.
I feel badly for laughing at a dead animal, but laugh I did.
It is SO wrong that I snickered at this just a little. But then, I thought this could potentially be Hot Slut Of The Day material. And I also I comforted myself with the knowledge that on of you creative computer horz might be looking for a new avie. ;)
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/990970/330/Dead-raccoon-gets-a-new-st...
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Damn it. Emma Stone's pic is still up there.
Is this where everybody's hanging out today, in last night's Open Post? *looks around* it's still kinda quiet.
Well, I cut my own hair and it's hit or miss, meaning sometimes I'll cut it perfectly, then other times not so much.
The reason why I cut my own hair is because I'd rather be in control of my own destruction should the cut be a failure, rather than handing over said control and $600 to somebody else, like what happened the last time I got a "real" haircut. From Jose Eber himself! That haircut gave me a nervous breakdown, and I'm not even exaggerating.
So, now I trim my own fucking hair. For free.
Foxy, those dang Pats are going to pull this off!
I can't watch. I know there's some Pats fans on here. No offense intended. We all have our teams to love and hate.
EDIT: OMG. THE CARDS WON!!!!!
We are happy at Pushy's house:)
Foxy, "as long as Sanchez keeps throwing to Santonio Holmes and earning me fantasy points as far as i'm concerned eva can suck his dick on the 50 yard line as the halftime show for every game."
Spoken like a true fantasy player!!!
Right now, the cards are beating the pats.
I am not getting excited but man, it would
MAKE MY DAY!
Enjoy you games Foxy.
Alright fuck these case studies....I'm going cross eyed trying to concentrate. No more. I'm going to a bar to watch the Redskins game.
bai, sluts!
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
Bendy, I was originally Team Shane....I am really surprised they killed him off, actually (everyone else I was watching with was like "fucking DUH, Sans, of course they had to get rid of him!"). The one thing I am hoping for is that the writers redeem their female characters, because the only one I'm finding remotely tolerable is Maggie. I'm glad they finally got off that farm! LOL
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 3:03pm.
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SF, I'm ready for The Walking Dead......bring on the zombies. I'm probably alone in this but I will miss Shane.
I'm jealous of you sluts who can cut your own hair. The one time I tried to cut my bangs was an unmitigated disaster, and now I can't do it even if I were good at it because my carpal tunnel makes holding my hands at an upright angle impossible for more than 2 seconds.
I actually just got mah hair did this morning. I tried to book my usual stylist but either the receptionist made a mistake, or something, because she was cutting someone else's hair when I got there. So I got assigned to this other stylist who was all business, no chatting. At first I was miffed b/c I KNOW I signed up specifically with Maria....but this new guy did a way better job. So now I want to go back to the new guy, but it's gonna be awk if I see Maria there, who works the same hours as him.
#firstworldproblems
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY
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Good morning, BITCHES!
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Andrew Garfield is fuckin' adorable. That. Is. All.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 1:50pm.
as long as Sanchez keeps throwing to Santonio Holmes and earning me fantasy points as far as i'm concerned eva can suck his dick on the 50 yard line as the halftime show for every game.
good morning, everyone
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12