Hot Slut Of The Day!
The smart ass who paid for a traffic ticket with a Dunkin' Donuts box full of 137 $1 bills folded into origami pigs.
A Texas man was caught by a red-light camera with an expired inspection sticker (or something like that) and it got him a traffic ticket for $137, which he wasn't exactly barfing rainbows about. To mess with them while getting a little revenge, he spent his time folding dollar bills into tiny pigs and then he dropped them all in a donut box. The ultimate shade of it all!
The dudes behind the glass who got the payment in F U form were about as happy as a government employee would be after finding out that he's going to have to unfold one hundred and thirty damn seven dollar bills under fluorescent lighting. But after a while the people behind the glass started smiling, because they made a mental note to give every traffic cop they know this origami prankster's license number plate so the man can continue to screw with him by giving him a ticket for every little barely illegal move he makes. That is totally an "I've got your number, hussy, and I'll be seeing you A LOT" smirky smile.
Yes, this is the reason origami was invented (to burn a bitch's nerves), but I'd be more pissed if someone gave me a donut-less box of donuts. A donut-less box of donuts is like a permanently soft 9" dick. Not the way I want my emotions fucked with.
Source: Kelly Green via WOW Report
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LMFAO!
HA HA HAAA!!!! I LOVE it! Reminds me of a guy I used to work with who would write the self-eval. portion of his performance review in haiku. Brilliant!
It was stupid, but funny. I would have laughed.
Full disclosure: I paid a parking ticket on campus with pennies.
He is a douche. But I'd try a softie 9 over a hard 2 any day, just saying.
Whilst we're on the subject of DD, I live in Massachusettes and there is roughly one every 10 feet. I believe it is illegal to not have at least 10 of the fuckers in every town. And what's interesting, is that it's fuckng rank. The actual donuts taste like a lump of pig fat dipped in a chemical bath with sprinkles on top. The coffee is shite too. But Americans love this garbage, so they keep on building them *sigh*.
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Ballsy mixed with stupid. Lol!
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ROFLMAO. Very creative if you ask me. Cops are out of control in this country and those 'red light cameras' are probably illegal themselves. I wish someone would challenge them in Supreme Court. I'm pretty sure they are an invasion of privacy on some level. They also make mistakes all the time.
and as far as the expired inspection. hey, it happens. big deal. another
bureaucratic way of making more money to pay for their 'overtime' BS.
Years ago I was pulled over for a (one week) expired inspection sticker and the ahole cop approached my car with his hand on his gun. I had three little kids who were scared to death, not to mention ME.
sorr. but they are paid to serve and protect us. not harass, get even with, or take out their own personal inadeqaucies out on the public.
I feel like the guy in the video is somewhat of a douche. Why blame the police, when you are the one that broke the law?
Anyways, it was funny that the police dude got a laugh out of it and did not become a raging jerk. That is always a good thing.
That is too funny!
Pigs - ha! I just got it!
Ok, I laughed at Mk's description of this. However, pay your shit next time and stop wasting the time of the people that work in those offices.
with this clip being five minutes, forty five seconds long, and "Pigs(Three Different Ones)" being eleven and change... nope, there's just no shot at syncing it up like "The Wizard of Oz"... pfft!... fuckin' ripoff!
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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@Haribo and Withy
Yeah, that clip just never gets old! *screams back to kitchen to finish din din while scratching my imaginary nuts*
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Ouu, a rare double click. Must have that tremor looked at.
So he's guilty, but just being an asshole about it? Next time, pay for an inspection on time--it's cheaper.
The cops should contact the feds to have him arrested for defacing US currency.
Bacony, for that: Scratch my nuts! HAHAHAHAHAHA Wtf, dude had crab infestation on his nuts, lmao!
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 6:46pm.
lmao! the cop couldn't contain his laughter either. I don't blame him.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Best law enforcement video evah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAKq7ZKBSk
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Submitted by lislop on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 6:33pm.
hahahaah!! so true :) There's a vid on youtube of this same guy teaching how to fold these pigs.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
The police supervisor diffused that situation really well. Props to him. Good natured too.
That dude wanted to ensure they knew those bills were piggys. By the size of his hands, it seems he's a regular at Dunkin Donuts.
@Snowblood
Chips off the old block! :D
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@Baconslut That's hilarious! And it's EXACTLY the kind of thing my Dad (well, and I, too, come to think of it) would do or does do.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 3:48pm.
Spot on observation, no doubt! The whole thing made my day BUT the guy was given a ticket because he DID something wrong and acted as if it wasn't fair. I can totally see why some people didn't take it as humorously as others.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
@Snowblood
Your dad sound an awful lot like Papa Bacon. :D
When a telemarketer calls, he screws with them a little. Our last name is uncommon, and people tend to fuck pronouncing it up quite handily. So, when someone calls and screws it up, it's a dead giveaway that they don't know us. He always tells them that he just the gardener, and that the people they are seeking are in Europe for the next two months.
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Krispy Kreme bit it here a few years ago, as well.
When I would tell Bostonian's about the Dunkie's sitch in The Land of the Frozen Buttcheeks, the looks on their faces would be priceless. The purest WTF?!? expressions were GOLDEN!
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@Baconslut I know, right?? Dad could be funny like that, but there was nothing passive-aggressive about it, he was just flat-out aggressive, albeit sometimes creatively so.
I saw your mention of the Dead Painted Road Raccoon over there- I saw it yesterday and was thinking the exact same thing! That MK might pick it up for a Hot Slut.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 5:58pm.
@Squiggles
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Whoa, to have the fate of all those donuts in the hands of one man, that is a frightening thing for me. But I guess it's not such a terrible loss for you, lol.
@Louise
It's a travesty! When I would drive back to Minnesota, Chicago was about the cut-off point, and the beginning of my withdrawal shakes. There was talk a few years ago of bringing them back, but so far, nada.
*edited. No can spelz today.
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@Snowbood
LMAO!!!
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Buuut, by law they D0 have to accept those paper piglets as payment, because it is legal tender and it's not defaced, and that's a bill with the municipal government he's paying. It's not like he's trying to buy a tie at Nordstrom.
My Dad did something similar back in the early 80's. He had beef with PG&E (meaning, the psyllocybin mushroom grow-room which used to be my bedroom was costing too much electricity,) so he went to his bank and bought $200 dollars in nickels and had me break open each roll into a burlap bank bag as we drove to the PG&E office. He timed his arrival at exactly 5 minutes before closing; walked up to the counter with his bill, and dumped out all the loose nickels on the counter next to said bill.
They got paid wonderfully in overtime, counting that shit! But they HAD to accept the payment- legal tender and all.
Well, that stunt went over like a lead balloon. The cops didn't even know he was trying to send a "message" with his art project until he explained it. They responded by laughing and telling him to unfold all the bills. He spent several hours doing that and they gave him a receipt for the money. The end. What a J-A!
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
LOL!!!
I'm jelly because we only have one Dunkie's in the entire state, and it's about 1 1/2 hours away!
Seriously?! We have them every quarter mile in the Chicago area..usually in close proximity to a Walgreens (which are every 1/8th of a mile).
On Friday I was going somewhere about 10 miles away and wanted to stop for DD coffee. Not exaggerating, there were 4 I could have stopped at.
@Squiggles
We had a handful in the '80's, but they were, with this exception, owned by the same guy. One day, the workers went in only to find that the guy had locked up shop and vanished.
Not really a donut fan, but I got hooked on their pretty good (and cheap) coffee when I lived in the Boston area. Now, Dunkie's coffee (beans and ground) can only be found at the grocery.
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
LOL!!!
I'm jelly because we only have one Dunkie's in the entire state, and it's about 1 1/2 hours away!
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WHAT? I thought the were everywhere. I'm obsessed with them. I dislike Krispy Kreme and other kinds. Sometimes I am lucky, the register person will throw in extra donuts for free!!! Those are truly the best days.
I don't know who said criminals were "more honest"; most of the ones I've encountered are shady, sociopathic liars that believe they can do no wrong and that it's "the man" that's out to get them.
I do think there are genuinely good people that make poor decisions that end up behind bars. But there's also a reason some are behind bars and they deserve to spend the rest of their lives there.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 3:48pm.
Well the idea made me laugh, but the person who had to suffer (low level civil servant) wasn't the person who he was angry with (the cop?).
And why is he mad, anyways? Sounds like the kind of entitled dick who parks in handicapped spots and cuts in line at the airport because he doesn't have to follow the rules like everyone does.
Exactly. Parking laws shouldn't apply to him?
Ah yes, the ever-popular "Ungrateful public should take whatever oppression the police deal out with a shit-eating grin, otherwise criminals will kill us all!"
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Kind of lame. But then, so are fat-ass cops.
Somewhere I have a jar full of tiny origami cranes that my kid made for me one Christmas. Fortunately I did not have to take them apart but I admire the mind that thought up this, crafts for civic employees, project.
Have you seen the machines banks have these days? A teller could have dumped that into it and the machine would have un-folded, counted, and coordinated. And made doughnuts.
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Whenever I go to my bank, they're always using one of those machines. It's so painful watching all that beautiful cash being stacked so perfectly. I have fantasies about hopping over the counter, grabbing it all and running away.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
LOL!!!
I'm jelly because we only have one Dunkie's in the entire state, and it's about 1 1/2 hours away!
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This guy is a hero.
Well the idea made me laugh, but the person who had to suffer (low level civil servant) wasn't the person who he was angry with (the cop?).
And why is he mad, anyways? Sounds like the kind of entitled dick who parks in handicapped spots and cuts in line at the airport because he doesn't have to follow the rules like everyone does.
Way to stick it to the man / pigs , very funny indeed. Satire gotta love it !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Woo hoo! Go Houston!
Well, that's making a statement through art. Too bad that it loses its punch given that the people unfolding all of that had nothing to do with his getting a ticket. Plus one for creativity, Minus 1 for outcome misfire...statement neutralized.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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that was stupid, I hope he's at least very young.
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At 4:40-Admiral Ackbacon! lol
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:32am.
I am sure this fucker will have a different attitude when some ass is trying to break into his house.
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Ah yes, the ever-popular "Ungrateful publicshould take whatever oppression the police deal out with a shit-eating grin, otherwise criminals will kill us all!"
Personally, I'd rather deal with the criminals. They're more honest, and I've got nothing they'd want to break in my house for.
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It must be nice where you live. Does it exist in this dimension of time and space?
Origami folder needs to spend his time putting on big boy underoos and growing the fuck up. Sushi is spot on, this is passive aggressive idiocy.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:32am.
I am sure this fucker will have a different attitude when some ass is trying to break into his house.
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Ah yes, the ever-popular "Ungrateful public should take whatever oppression the police deal out with a shit-eating grin, otherwise criminals will kill us all!"
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How you got THAT from what GG said is just mind-boggling. If you're so busy being oppressed, how come you're here? Shouldn't you be off using a rolling pin to keep all of the world's oppressive men/cops/sea gulls at bay?
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