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Prince "Hot Ginge" Harry (28)
Chelsea Kane (24)
Heidi Montag (26)
Dave Annable (33)
Sophie Dahl (35)
Tom Hardy (35)
Josh Charles (41)
Dina "White Oprah" Lohan (50)
Dan Marino (51)
Tommy Lee Jones (66)
Oliver Stone (66)
Jessye Norman (67)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:59am.

@Mike

I only know that he is ten different ways into Jeezus's ass! ;) Beautiful blue eyes, though.

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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:59am.

GG, lmao! If I had the guts I'd do that too :D - it's very tempting.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:58am.

We were surprised to see Ginge is only 28, he looks 10 years older.....

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:58am.

HB Tom Hardy...*fondles self* and PHG.

Happy birthday to Tommy Lee Jones...dude I thought you were 25 years older!

WO can suck a dick - which she's probably doing to pay for her hotel room right now!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:56am.

Haribo, Ive elbowed bitches who do that just to see them get soaked in their drink! :D

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Miam on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:55am.

I know I don't comment much, but I must say I enjoy reading the hilarious things you all write. =)

With that being said, HB to Tom Hardy! He gives me the tingles (especially those lips) and I would let him do anything he wanted to me.

O, and Heidi looked better before all the surgery.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:53am.

I can tolerate people who dance like that. What I can't tolerate are hos who hold drinks while dancing. That makes me wanna punch a bitch!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:53am.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:14am.

Wow, I'd almost forgotten what Laura Flynn Boyle looked like with a layer of fat on her face.

Is that that the Baldwin who now claims to be all Jesusy? Or is that the one who was in The Usual Suspects?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:52am.

I hate people who dance like that.

Edited: Dog and I think alike on dance moves.

Happy bday Cokey.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:47am.

Happy Bday Dina (your antics make for great dlisted fodder) Lohan, Tommy Lee Jones, and
Oliver Stone!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:44am.

In honor of Josh Charles, and horz everywhere, I give you a clip of the ultimate DLister movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWKJ-avtMWQ

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Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:39am.

Happy Birthday Cokey!!

Happy Birthday Prince Hot Ginge!!!

Happy Birthday Dan Marino and Tom Hardy.

Dina: Rot in fucking hell. Whore.

That is all. :)

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:25am.

HB CokeyBloke!! Fuck off Heidi Montag, and HB PHG my favorite royal, Tom Hardy, Dan Marino, Tommy Lee Jones(!!!!) and Oliver Stone!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:26am.

Unhappy Birthday to the piece of shit who created the Queen of Entitlement Lindsay.

Happy Birthday to the rest of the list.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:23am.

How much do I love that WO's 50th bday present is being soaked in gasoline and set on fire on national TV Monday?? Happy birthday to us!

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:22am.

Happy birthday to our CokeyBloke!

HB to splendid, gorgeous, super nice Dan Marino!
"Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins number one!"

HB to very talented Brit Tom Hardy!

And of course HB to Diana's little ginge boy Harry!
So funny, in the gif the guy dancing in front of Harry looks like Tom Cruise, ahahaha

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:21am.

Ooooooh. Just saw Josh Charles. Would. Repeatedly.

@Cokey

Looking through the sequined pasties and butt floss drawer as I type! ;)

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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:15am.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:43am.

lol! i'm confused now but it's all good. let's wait for the dog and see what he/she/it says ;)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:14am.

Hold the coffee UP! I'm fairly certain that dude on the right is about to partake in the doobage! MK, is that YOU? Have you arrived? :)

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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:13am.

Also, it's hard to believe Heidi Montag is only 26 and has had all the plastic surgery one could think of already done. It's sad considering she was better looking before.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:13am.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:34am.

if i remember correctly, Doggy's full dude... missing the penis... so, yeah... i'll let her answer your inquiry as she sees fit... heehee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:11am.

Thanks guys! (invites Baconslut over for afterhours....)

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:10am.

happy happy to ya, Cokey!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:10am.

Dina knew when to do the interview with dr Phil. She got herself a bd present she won't ever forget. :P

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:09am.

It's wrong, but if I could, I'd throw a party for PHG and Dina, just to see the drunken shenanigans.

And I'd invite cokeybloke, too! *blows kiss*

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:08am.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:35am.

Happy birthday, CokeBloke! Have a good one ;)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:08am.

The bestest of birfdays to you, Cokey! *passionate fondles*

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:06am.

*sneaks up behind PHG, pants-es him, slaps him in the royal buttcheeks with right 11 wide* Happy birthday, you cheeky hoor! :D

Off to perk some joe. A good day to all!

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:05am.

I wait all year to say this: PHG AND I SHARE A BIRFDAY!

Color me royal and give me a picture of Dorian Grey.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:04am.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:24am.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:14am.

*pats doggy's head*... *scratches behind her ears*... *finds that tickle spot that makes her leg waggle uncontrollably*...
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Scrathes behind HER ears!? I thought Dog was a guy as the nick implies. lol

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:54am.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:14am.

*pats doggy's head*... *scratches behind her ears*... *finds that tickle spot that makes her leg waggle uncontrollably*...

nope, got nothing else to add... i just thought, seeing as she most likely has to feign interest in her brother in law's b-day, she deserves some pettings.... carry on.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by how dare you on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:52am.

Happy 50TH Dina, can't wait for Monday's Dr Phil!

HBD Prince Hot Ginge, Tom Hardy, and Tommy Lee Jones.

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Submitted by fredfred on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:46am.

hb sophie. love your grandpa's books.

ditto on tom hardy, lisbet. sexy, crazy man.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:44am.

This isn't a Birthday List - this is Today In Douchery

Prince "Hot Ginge" Harry (28)
Heidi Montag (26)
Tom Hardy (35)
Dina "White Oprah" Lohan (50)

And yes, my bother in law. (43 going on 12)

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:27am.

HB Jessye Norman. She didn't lift the roof off the place like Leontyne Price or Mahalia Jackson did, but a close third place.

HB to the lush Dina. Great entertainment as I love camp. That being said, I miss Twit and Twat, so HB to Twat, too. Remember the "music video" Spencer filmed in their apartment with Heidi and her dancers and you could see he had thoughtfully moved all the furniture against the back wall before filming.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:19am.

Happy birthday to PHG :) Hope he makes the most of it despite being in Afghanistan. Should we expect more nudes from PHG, what you say guys? kidding kidding ;)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:18am.

happy happy to Oliver Stone!... you wacky, nutball cokehead!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:15am.

I would do filthy, filthy things to Tom Hardy. And then I'd give him his taxi fare and throw him out, because he comes across as a needy little bollix.

And uh, yeah, HB to everyone else. I guess.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:12am.

I can forgive everything douchey PHG does but I can't forgive that lame Paris Hilton hand-in-the-air dance move.

I'd say to Dina Lohan "have a shot or two" but it's already 9:13am here and I know she's already done several so, NVM.

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