Open Post: Hosted By Xtina Being As Subtle As Ever
The song that goes with the cover of Xtina looking like a slutty mermaid caught in a gay fisherman's net came out today and there's a clean version (BORING!) and there's a Dlisted version which I can say with confidence speaks to all of us sluts. The skanky version proves once again that Xtina is a master of subtlety, is always horny in the pussy and every time she's picking a song she asks herself, "Will a stripper lick her nipple to this while pounding her crotch against the pole?"
The full version of "Fuck Your Body" (yes, that's what it's called and yes, I've already danced by myself to this piece of trash song in my kitchen) has been scrubbed from the Internet, so the demo version will have to do for now. Brace yourselves for what the Glittery Gays of YouTube, 13-year-old latch key kids and the parents of child beauty pageant queens will do with this song:
Why am I picture her singing this to a giant tube of red lipstick?
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I am so frustrated I'm about to give grad school a giant F U and quit that bitch.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:34pm.
Tomorrow we've got soccer until 2pm. Then I need to clean the house. I'm hoping to have our friends over to BBQ, but if they decline whatever.
Sunday we've got soccer pictures at 9:30am 11:20am and then fall ball from 12-2:30p.
I have to go grocery shopping somewhere in there too.
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http://tinyurl.com/8dwg848
(Not that my weekend will be exciting.)
What a shit song. But I guess saying "fuck" makes it ok. Btw... haven't they been singing songs about sex since forever? Like.. maybe even in the cave man days.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:21pm.
@ Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
What kind of parade?
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It is just a parade to celebrate our town or some shit. Nothing exciting. Her school has an entry and she is only 8 so I have to walk in it with her.
I, too, will be cleaning house, etc. with the rest of my spare time. I wish I was going to a concert.
I forgot, I am also going with the ex and mini-Undine to one of those "Let's Dish" places where you make a bunch of food ahead of time and take the meal home and cook it later. We are trying to plan family events. Has anybody ever tried these places?
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:31pm.
WHAT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!
When fortunate enough to be blessed by God himself to be in that position, you simply make NO decisions if you are the guy... let the ladies to the wheel... it's almost trying to hand feed a fucking squirrel... you want certain things to happen so NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:29pm.
Don't let them make you feel uncomfortable. They're not better than you, just luckier than you. Luck changes, for you and for them.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:31pm.
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I don't really get mff threesomes, to be honest. Either the girls are into guys, in which case there's one too many women there. Or they're not, in which case there's dead wood in the room.
But srlsy, no face sitting or anything? FFS.
Fred,she'd be pretty without two tons of spackle on her face and she can actually sang
She can sing!
I was a bit fixated on her eyelids the other night on the Voice. Had to edit. Misread your comment. Sorry.
Tomorrow we've got soccer until 2pm. Then I need to clean the house. I'm hoping to have our friends over to BBQ, but if they decline whatever.
Sunday we've got soccer pictures at 9:30am 11:20am and then fall ball from 12-2:30p.
I have to go grocery shopping somewhere in there too.
Well, Miss honey melting on the sands of time, since it is educational (and crucial to man kinds survival) it is free to those submitting nude pics.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:28pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MR5AYbnkeM
lol, what was that?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:21pm.
@undie
I'm going to a concert. I wont say who or where cuz i dont want any surprise meetings from any slut from this site, but it should be a time
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Unless you're wearing a button that says, "I'm EH on DListed" how the fuck would anyone know? And, again, ITA nobody's going to be looking for you.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:19pm.
The song sucks, however, hearing a woman talk dirty overshadows shitty background music any day of the week.
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Women do occasionally do it. I am all for their being more slutty women!
Speaking of...this is probably TMI, but I was watching porn last night, and I came across this video of a dude having sex with 2 chicks. It was a college kid who taped two college girls (They knew they were being taped). OMG it was so boring!
All I am saying is, what a wasted opportunity. All the guy did was fuck one of them for awhile, then fuck the other one for awhile, while the other one one would just sit there and watch awkwardly.
Dude was being totally selfish. He could not even BTFO and let them get it on for awhile. He kept pushing them away from each other and shit. Like, the girls were obviously straight, but at least they were trying that shit out.
Ugh. Straight dudes are so lame sometimes. You'd think he would be like, Awesome, I get to watch two girls get each other off and them fuck them. WTF was wrong with this guy?
Ok, that is random rant about straight guys and lesbian sex.
Weekend plans:
Tonight - chill with a few drinks.
Tomorrow - clean my house, get nails done, do laundry
Sunday - leave for Vegas
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I need to wash my ears out with soap!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:21pm.
i dont want any surprise meetings from any slut from this site
Don't worry, nobody here is rushing out to meet you.
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Way harsh Tai.
*bursts into laughter*
ok I have managed to hide away for nearly three years now, just made a new circle of friends that seem genuine and not coplete shisters, but am harmed from previous experiences with rich men's wives. I am single, with not a penny to my name, and they are being nothing but lovely to me, but still....
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Certified Slore
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:24pm.
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, Lu32Cy!!!
Weekend plans... the bachelor party last weekend? Yea, he's still gonna go through with it... wedding is Saturday. Dominus vobiscum, shithead.
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LOL - now I'm hearing that "Rectus, Dominus, Cheesy Poofs" chant from South Park. Have fun at the wedding!
ubmitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
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Thanks for catching that.
When the synth just whines, they've gone too far.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MR5AYbnkeM
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:21pm.
IsAnyoneUp 2.0 is supposed to be up sometime next week.
UBF. Oh My God we have the same plans! We are like soul sisters
Date night with my boy tonight.
Tomorrow a girl fury has a playdate and I'll take the others swimminng or hopefully their dadoo will. Watch a Brit crime show with the man Fury tomorrow night.
Sunday family day/hang out, keep the house in order, all that crazy wild stuff.
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Dark-sided!
Jack, surely you've collected enough GOSPEL here to have printed and bound your own Bible by now. How much is it on Amazon.
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:22pm.
she'd be pretty without two tons of spackle on her face and she can actually sang when she wants to. so, why all the smoke and mirrors? and why does she think she's black, yo? then again, she's blacker than the 'yonce. i digress.
also, it should be xina not xtina. it's not xtmas. that's been a pet peeve for years.
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True. Xene Cervenka didn't bother with a t.
But I suppose without it, a lot of people would pronounce it "zena."
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(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
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*wanders over to youtube*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:21pm.
i dont want any surprise meetings from any slut from this site
Don't worry, nobody here is rushing out to meet you.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:25pm.
Actually, I take back my Enrique comment.
Nine Inch Nails OWNED it
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^The Gospel
ISprainedMyVulva - Happy anniversary to you and BOO BOO!!!!!!
Actually, I take back my Enrique comment.
Nine Inch Nails OWNED it long before singing about sex was popular.
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, Lu32Cy!!!
Weekend plans... the bachelor party last weekend? Yea, he's still gonna go through with it... wedding is Saturday. Dominus vobiscum, shithead.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by how dare you on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
She's supposed to be a talented singer, so what the fuck is the auto-tune for?
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FOR REALS. Auto-tune killed the real singing stars.
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Sings..
Auto-tune killed the radio star, Auto-tune killed the radio star, In my mine and in my car...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Kids are the ultimate mood-killer to me
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OHHH! I thought you were suggesting that kids = ruined yes yes's.
Nah.
she'd be pretty without two tons of spackle on her face and she can actually sang when she wants to. so, why all the smoke and mirrors? and why does she think she's black, yo? then again, she's blacker than the 'yonce. i digress.
also, it should be xina not xtina. it's not xtmas. that's been a pet peeve for years.
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watching hardcore ufos
Now I have my jam for tonight's wedding anniversary celebration with Boo Boo.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:07pm.
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I'm putting her polio bungholio in my portfolio.
jack-n-the-hat: hearing a woman talk dirty overshadows shitty background music any day of the week.
*takes notes*
Well, in all fairness, "Tonight (I'm fucking you)" was already taken by Enrique Iglesias.
@undie
I'm going to a concert. I wont say who or where cuz i dont want any surprise meetings from any slut from this site, but it should be a time
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
@ Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
What kind of parade?
I'm going to a concert Saturday, and a funeral home FREAKING AGAIN on Sunday :-(
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Kids are the ultimate mood-killer to me
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OHHH! I thought you were suggesting that kids = ruined yes yes's.
Weekend plans: Clean this hell-hole of a house, go grocery shopping and do laundry. YAY to being a Mom/wife.
*cries*
Submitted by how dare you on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
She's supposed to be a talented singer, so what the fuck is the auto-tune for?
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FOR REALS. Auto-tune killed the real singing stars.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
This sounds like Katy Perry auto tuned horseshit. WTG, Xtina, I used to think you had talent.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
The female suppression on Dlisted can only be stopped if men on this board are required to post the shade of their nutsack-skin!!!
Kids aside, I'm pretty sure I'd prefer you to Christina, UBF.
The song sucks, however, hearing a woman talk dirty overshadows shitty background music any day of the week.
She's supposed to be a talented singer, so what the fuck is the auto-tune for?
´¨¨) -:¦:-
¸.•´ .•´¨¨)
(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
-:¦:- (¸¸.•´*
I would've loved this shit when I was a bar-hopping slut in college.
What on everybody's sched for the weekend? I'm going to be in a parade with Mini Undine.
mike, i birthed out two babies, but i like to fuck bodies sometimes. I just dont announce it in a song. Cause I have class and just post it in OP..
*curtsies*
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
Kids are the ultimate mood-killer to me.
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I swear my husband slipped the doc a couple hundred to pop a few extra stitches in there.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥