Open Post: Hosted By Xtina Being As Subtle As Ever
The song that goes with the cover of Xtina looking like a slutty mermaid caught in a gay fisherman's net came out today and there's a clean version (BORING!) and there's a Dlisted version which I can say with confidence speaks to all of us sluts. The skanky version proves once again that Xtina is a master of subtlety, is always horny in the pussy and every time she's picking a song she asks herself, "Will a stripper lick her nipple to this while pounding her crotch against the pole?"
The full version of "Fuck Your Body" (yes, that's what it's called and yes, I've already danced by myself to this piece of trash song in my kitchen) has been scrubbed from the Internet, so the demo version will have to do for now. Brace yourselves for what the Glittery Gays of YouTube, 13-year-old latch key kids and the parents of child beauty pageant queens will do with this song:
Why am I picture her singing this to a giant tube of red lipstick?
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Thanks, all. Re: article. Someone is debating it with me on FB! haha!
I say "pron" because it's like "teh" for "the" - ie; a very common spelling mistake. Even if you google pron, it's all porn sites including www.pron.com!
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LOL, Within. I went to visit my grandparents a while back, and my little super-Catholic Italian Grandma had a half-read, bookmarked copy of 50 Shades sitting on her front porch. When I asked her about it, she said "well, I have to know what the girls at the senior community clubhouse are talking about". I think that was Grandma-speak for "shut up, kid, I do what I want!"
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:05pm.
LMAO!! Your post reminded me of this scene from The Shining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLNa1RfkIY
Twat- OMG LMAO! I picture her to look like Roz from 9 to 5.
Within- oh he just blurted it out to a group of women he used to go to lunch with. Our department absorbed another department and he was one of "the others." He was a total over-sharer and shit-stirrer. That whole groups was full of over-sharers and gossip queens. Another woman had a total asshole husband who was also a crossdresser. I always imagine crossdressers as being mild-mannered. But he was really abusive.
Then when Mr. Brooks and I were separated, I was talking to a male coworker quite a bit. Nothing happened, we never even saw each other outside of work, but we talked quite a bit. Anyway, one day I hear a couple of the women talking and then one of them says VERY loudly, "...and she's MARRIED!" I was like, "Ooo...who are they talking about?" The other one says, "No, I'm pretty sure she's been separated for a while." The first one practically shouts back, "NO! She's MARRIED! Separated is NOT divorced!" I was like, "Damn they are talking about me!" I wasn't even mad, I just laughed.
Jerseygirl17, if I saw Wildenstein in that context, I'd turn it off immediately! There is certainly awful pron out there, but it's not all like that and as Irish Fury said, for some people erotica does the trick. People like to watch/read all sorts of stuff, don't they? lol
Someone at work admitted to me last week that they actually liked 50 shades!! I didn't know what to say to that, ahahaha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.
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A lot of people won't tell others they watch porn but so many view it, I just assume they do. Even if it's not true, *makes me laugh to think they do* lol ;)
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I actually fell asleep watching cable last night and woke up four hours later to weird noises. It was some kind of weird cable porn, but the people were scary as hell. I'm talking Wildenstein faces. There was a huge, square-ish gap between her boobs and he had no package. It was like watching a half-melted Barbie and Ken go at it and in my half-awake state, it freaked me the fuck out. I'm not squeamish about sex, but I was absolutely queasy. Had to watch old X-Files episodes to put me back in my Happy Place.
((Hi Twatty)), we should ask Louise, how she found out this dude was a virgin! I cannot imagine in what situation a co-worker would want to share that unnecessary information! lol
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Louise -- that Ned Flanders dude sounds like a real asshole. Believe me, there's a reason he remained a virgin for 53 years. I hope he still hasn't gotten laid, the loser. This woman I used to work with, Carol, was real annoying, At this point I would assume she's in her 60's. She always wore sandals, denim skirts, very prim blouses and always had a Toni Tennille-type hairdo (the mushroom cap-type hairdo). She was real plain and had big slobbery lips and was always drooling and blowing her nose. She used to collect dolls and named them & shit; very weird stuff. She used to freak out whenever she got in the elevator with any of the black guys from the mail room; she'd clutch her purse to her chest. She was like Penny Pringle's mom in "Hairspray." I think she thought I was loose, but she thought that anyone who had an interoffice romance was loose. And no, I was not the office slut, LOL!!!
PrettyHateMachine, hahahahahha I think MK has a very sophisticated (read: not at all) way of telling who is bad and who is good! I wouldn't worry about it! lololol ;P
Hey, at least you have the weekend to rest up now!
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Should I email MK and tell him it was an oppsie? I was just comparing my sickness to Hohan; bloated face, big lips, raw nose, delusional. I'm sure he's aware that I'm a tool.
Louise, a 53 year-old-virgin Ned Flanders freaking at some boobies swinging in the air? AHAHAHAHAHAH lmao
@Deb, hi there! *waves*
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:14pm.
The one time he actually, by the grace of God, get a woman to take off her top for him, he freaked out because she had stretch marks. He was like, "Some things cannot be unseen" and fled the scene like he committed a crime.
Jesus. What a fucking asshole. I hope he NEVER gets laid because no woman deserves to be wasted on such a shithead.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:57pm.
Does anyone else have that photo of a manically grinning Jolie on the right hand edge of their screen?
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I think we all have her, Hekki. I commented earlier about how awful it is, and then we scroll down to the puss-filled meat! Bad dreams! Bad dreams!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:21pm.
I don't tweet, FB, MS, any social media at all. I don't even IM but I do text. One step away from a Luddite. Sort of.
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Same here. Nice to see others who have also "hit the wall" with all that stuff as I have.
*puts on bonnet and long apron*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:27pm.
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*Lol* you might tell him about your yeast infection the next time?! ;)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
undinespragg -- forget about orgasms; I think I know some people who've never had sex!!! I worked with some people I was positive had never had sex. I'm going to my high school reunion next week and I'm going to ask my friend if she thinks one of our high school friends ever had sex; I bet she hasn't. The girl was pretty but very overweight and had a raging crush on a "Magnum P.I." era Tom Selleck.
I worked with a guy who was 53 and a virgin. He was annoying as fuck and looked like Ned Flanders. The one time he actually, by the grace of God, get a woman to take off her top for him, he freaked out because she had stretch marks. He was like, "Some things cannot be unseen" and fled the scene like he committed a crime. Personally, I thought he should have just been grateful some sad sack of a woman was wiling to get naked with him for free.
PrettyHateMachine, but are you feeling any better at all!? ;)
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Hey Within!! How are ya? I just typed a response to you, but as report abuse. MK is going to think I'm crazy! FML. I'm no good with toch screens.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:57pm.
Does anyone else have that photo of a manically grinning Jolie on the right hand edge of their screen?
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I do Hekki, between that picture and the black drape she's wearing on the other post she truly does look like a freakin witch. What an ugly freaky picture!
300 comments so far? Wow. I've been sick since Monday and I'm soo over it.
I did get a new cell that I can post from AND I was the only one to solve a blind from Blind Gossip from a year ago. So yay PHM! I just hate being this sick
I really hate this music. It hurts my ears because it sounds so fake!
Does anyone else have that photo of a manically grinning Jolie on the right hand edge of their screen?
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:21pm.
EC -- I see those damn "Keep Calm and Carry On ______ _______" things everywhere.
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I think that came from the movie "The King's Speech."
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Ahhhhhhh, now it makes sense! The crown and my level of irritation with the whole idea!
Thanks for "splainin"!
@Mike
If you're still around, will you please tell Madame S. I said hello if you talk to her? I stopped using the account I used to email her from so I don't have her address anymore :(
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:21pm.
EC -- I see those damn "Keep Calm and Carry On ______ _______" things everywhere.
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I think that came from the movie "The King's Speech."
ubmitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:16pm.
Hey, did you guys see the dude last night who said we were clique-ish?
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I saw that Twatty, and we are BUT to our defense our cliques are as you say built on friendships that have been cultivated over time and a lot of conversations. We don't exclude anybody but you have to kinda jump in and be proactive to get in. I think lurkers look in and if everyone doesn't all join in and talk to them when they throw a line or two in then they think we're snobs. We are a bit of a tight crew though lol.
Twatty - clique ish??? We talk to EH!
HELL WE ARE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CHATTY HORZ!
@ Twatty That works or telling them that you are experiencing a chunky period will have them running out the door.
DD -- ah, a good old yeast infection. Good way to scare off any man.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:16pm.
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Twatty, there have been several. I wonder what makes them crack and suddenly go off in OP, specifically. It's kind of funny, come on it is! ollolllol
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:21pm.
Did you say you were into the Cold Blood case?
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Nope. The Clutter Family killings are not my thing.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:20pm.
LOL @ Mike
I was teasin' But you can email them to diamondpicsofnakedmen@stud.com
Careful what you wish for. :)
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:21pm.
Did you say you were into the Cold Blood case? Interesting article someone sent me today about the auction of some memorabilia:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000087239639044455470457764340187120104...
TEAM NO SOCIAL MEDIA!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:00pm.
I don't tweet, either.
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I don't do Twitter, Facebook, or anything like that.
I do have a tumbr page, but there's nothing really personal about it (other then my musical taste - its music-related).
I "follow" some people on Instagram, but have no uploads myself.
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I don't tweet, FB, MS, any social media at all. I don't even IM but I do text. One step away from a Luddite. Sort of.
It just seems like a really subpar means of connection. Most people don't realize this - or have much lower standards than I.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:15pm.
Why no Chinese? Changing your diet to only healthy foods?
Is the Black Dahlia book good?
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Chinese has too many chemicals in it - even the MSG-free isn't good for you.
The book is good but IMO there's a little too much needless details.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
@Evil_Cupcake, OMG those are eye-opening! Heigl and Messing! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA
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I know! So many have warts on their faces. Like that Alicia feed your kid like a bird chick and Gwennie!
Cammie is bad, Kate and Penny aren't looking good either.
LOL @ Mike
I was teasin' But you can email them to diamondpicsofnakedmen@stud.com
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
I "follow" some people on Instagram, but have no uploads myself.
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This disappoints me greatly. I was hoping for a gallery of Mike nudie pics.
Instagram has a zero tolerance policy re: nudity.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:15pm.
Why no Chinese? Changing your diet to only healthy foods?
Is the Black Dahlia book good?
@ Twat
I think he left after I brought up my yeast infection.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:00pm.
I don't tweet, either.
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I don't do Twitter, Facebook, or anything like that.
I do have a tumbr page, but there's nothing really personal about it (other then my musical taste - its music-related).
I "follow" some people on Instagram, but have no uploads myself.
^^^^^^^^^
I don't tweet, FB, MS, any social media at all. I don't even IM but I do text. One step away from a Luddite. Sort of.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Hey, did you guys see the dude last night who said we were clique-ish? I wonder if he'll be back. If he's cool, why not come back, right? We talk to each other because we like each other.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:14pm.
I "follow" some people on Instagram, but have no uploads myself.
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This disappoints me greatly. I was hoping for a gallery of Mike nudie pics.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:05pm.
Hi, Eeeevil. How's your package?
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He's fine. He's bringing Chinese over tonight. YUM!
We were going to go out for dinner BUT I ( this is how pathetic I am, and how tolerant he is) wanted to see the season premiere of....Shark Tank. LOL. Can't miss that!
How's the male dog and pups? What's for dinner?
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I miss Chinese food. *cries*
Male Dog is taking a shower and the pups are scattered to their Friday plans. I am still reading that Black Dahlia book. Good times.
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undinespragg -- forget about orgasms; I think I know some people who've never had sex!!! I worked with some people I was positive had never had sex. I'm going to my high school reunion next week and I'm going to ask my friend if she thinks one of our high school friends ever had sex; I bet she hasn't. The girl was pretty but very overweight and had a raging crush on a "Magnum P.I." era Tom Selleck.
@Evil_Cupcake, OMG those are eye-opening! Heigl and Messing! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA
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I've written it pron just because I ran across a forum? Website? IDK where it wouldn't publish that word or swear words.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:00pm.
I don't tweet, either.
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I don't do Twitter, Facebook, or anything like that.
I do have a tumbr page, but there's nothing really personal about it (other then my musical taste - its music-related).
I "follow" some people on Instagram, but have no uploads myself.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.
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A lot of people won't tell others they watch porn but so many view it, I just assume they do. Even if it's not true, *makes me laugh to think they do* lol ;)
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