Open Post: Hosted By Xtina Being As Subtle As Ever
The song that goes with the cover of Xtina looking like a slutty mermaid caught in a gay fisherman's net came out today and there's a clean version (BORING!) and there's a Dlisted version which I can say with confidence speaks to all of us sluts. The skanky version proves once again that Xtina is a master of subtlety, is always horny in the pussy and every time she's picking a song she asks herself, "Will a stripper lick her nipple to this while pounding her crotch against the pole?"
The full version of "Fuck Your Body" (yes, that's what it's called and yes, I've already danced by myself to this piece of trash song in my kitchen) has been scrubbed from the Internet, so the demo version will have to do for now. Brace yourselves for what the Glittery Gays of YouTube, 13-year-old latch key kids and the parents of child beauty pageant queens will do with this song:
Why am I picture her singing this to a giant tube of red lipstick?
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I love that NOBODY gives two shits about this mess of a song, None of the comments are about Floptina OR her music! Buhahaha!!!
Hello EC :D
HI MUDDY!
Deb I completely understand. Good luck with everything.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:32pm.
Just got back home. Hey I'm sorry, all. Thanks Mturtle and EC.
I'm going to go ahead and delete my posts. I'm really not looking for sympathy. I regret posting my problems. I appreciate the empathy, advice, and good thoughts. I'm just going to have to deal with this all.
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DEB! That is what we are here for! We KNOW you are not looking for sympathy. I just have nothing to offer as far as advice because I have never been married, so anything I would say would be pointless. You are a terrific person and deserve the best. NEVER apologize for airing your difficulties, because we all do in our little dlisted community, and that is what makes this place so much more special than any other site.
We all care about you and hope we can help, even if it is with cyber hugs!
Just got back home. Hey I'm sorry, all. Thanks Mturtle and EC.
I'm going to go ahead and delete my posts. I'm really not looking for sympathy. I regret posting my problems. I appreciate the empathy, advice, and good thoughts. I'm just going to have to deal with this all.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
(((((((Deb))))))))
DEB: (((♥)))
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:48pm.
Aw, Deb, it isn't embarrassing; it's just sad. And it in no way reflects on you as a wife, woman, or friend.
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What Dog said.
Aw, Deb, it isn't embarrassing; it's just sad. And it in no way reflects on you as a wife, woman, or friend.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:15pm
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:13pm.
Do you think HE'S gone ten years without sex? I find that difficult to believe.
^^^^^^^^^^THIS
My first thought.
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Yeah, unless he's impotent, something is up.
That, plus the distance (both physical AND mental) he's placed between them just makes me think something is very, very fishy.
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Add to that the fact that he stops Skyping? She is living with him and he doesn't want to upset her which probably means she's young and with him for money. Which means she doesn't give a rat's ass if he's married and has a wife who would be very hurt if she found all this out. Then again, seems like HE doesn't give a rat's ass, either. Not about Deb, at any rate.
Deb, I'm sorry. I wish I wasn't so cynical but NO MAN goes ten years without sex unless there's a medical reason or he's dead, in which case his little weed would have rotted off then who'd want to boink him anyway.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:15pm
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:13pm.
Do you think HE'S gone ten years without sex? I find that difficult to believe.
^^^^^^^^^^THIS
My first thought.
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Yeah, unless he's impotent, that's simply unbelievable.
That, plus the distance (both physical AND mental) he's placed between them just makes me think something is very, very fishy.
I am sorry, Deb. It has to be so hard to deal with this. Just ask yourself, what do I expect from my marriage? If you are not getting at least 50 percent of your emotional needs met, its time to gtfo. Eitherway, I wish you nothing but good things, and hope everything works out in your favor.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:13pm.
Do you think HE'S gone ten years without sex? I find that difficult to believe.
^^^^^^^^^^THIS
My first thought.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:01pm.
Your inability to distance yourself from him (after all he's put you through) seems to be your biggest hurdle.
Do you think HE'S gone ten years without sex? I find that difficult to believe.
Deb if all is in place, then all that is left is to have "the big conversation." Depending on the outcome of that, you'll be able to move on either way! You've done all you can! I wish you much strength and luck! ♡
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Deb:
Is it possible that hubby could have a mistress stashed in Hong Kong? Have you investigated that? It would explain a couple things you have mentioned. The avoidance at communication, intimacy. If he does, that would certainly help your case in all respects especially financially speaking.
@misslaney - just read your first comment. my heart is also with you and your daughter. she is lucky to have you as a mom -- see my comment below about people i interviewed who beat their mentally compromised children instead of helping them ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hugs and thanks to mike, IG and Within.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thank you, Rande,Estee, Hekki, jack, and Foxxy.
Again, thanks for listening. I talk to a therapist. I have great friends IRL. But the support of you guys is so appreciated. I hope that I can do the same for any of you! Muah!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, if he's coming in two weeks, you will have a chance to hash it out then. Will he be there for long enough to have "the talk" or is he in and out yet again? Talking to your lawyer should give you some options. I hope you can resolve it and get on with your life. It's not worth the pain, anger and heartache if you're not taken into account at all. Either he doesn't realize what he's doing to you or he does and is evading the consequences. Time to face this and talk it out girl! (((big hugs)))
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Deb, you are one of my favourite peeps on here and I hate that you're going through this. I have no advice to give other than to stay strong. You have a good head on your shoulders and whatever you decide to do, it'll be the right thing.
(((HUGS))) doll. ♥♥♥
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:40pm.
That's bullshit. The ignoring the emails and Skype sessions when he knows it's hurtful is inexcusable.
Deb,
My heart goes out to you. Are you not the person who has a chronic back condition too? imo, without that given what your husband has done and failed to do would be it, over, done, for him and me. if i'm right and all this has been going on with you at the same time you have been experiencing years of chronic pain without his support, fuck. him.
and, i have spent long periods of celibacy by choice/circumstances so i can see how that could happen in a marriage too. but, 10 years and you're married? oh. hell. to. the. no.
like all have said, you're supported here either way and we wish you strength in making your decision
[and we all know what i really mean is "serve him at the airport with a paper bag full of his bathroom items!" "serve him at the airport with a paper bag full of his bathroom items!"
p.s. i hear they hate it when you take the refrigerator... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lol!!
Deb: Well, whatever you decide, no one here is gonna judge. You're certainly justified if you want a divorce. The situation is less than ideal!
You've been through the wringer with this long-distance marriage! I know how hard you've tried to make it work, traveling there and learning another language. No one could fault you. (Well, knowing IL's, they'll find SOME way).
You deserve better. You deserve better.
(((hugs)))
Deb - let go. No one deserves to feel that way. Life is too short. After my divorce I realized there is actually a WORLD out there that doesn't purposely make me feel like shit. Serve his fucking ass and live your life.
Ps - 10 years? I AM HEAR FOR YOU!!!
Deb
Ten years! That isn't just grounds for a divorce...that is grounds for annulment. I am sorry. You sound like a saint.
This song will launch a thousand ringtones.
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Lohan and Sheen film kinky sex scene for Scary Movie 5. Now that is scary...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203340/Charlie-Sheen-Linds...
I like the song.
# I Regret Nothing
OK this guy is quite lovely, he is from Bulgaria, and I am sure there are no residency restrictions so I don't think he would only be interested in me just for a visa - am I missing something?
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when i saw the title "fuck your body" my first thought was it's an imperative and the song is about masturbation (yes, i need to get laid)
Lol@"horny in the pussycat"
Wallflowers, "Reboot the Mission" (The Clash are so suin'):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QY08MoM97k
This song is deep! Omg I'm so proud that Christina has really dug deep into herself and given us this magical gift! The Beatles who? Fiona Apple? Pffft! It is so sonically ahead of times, that researchers will spend a millennia trying to figure out how such genius came out of everyone working on this track. Archaeologists will look back and find that it inspired monuments that make the Pyramids of Giza or the Taj Mahal look like my neighbors tacky ass water fountain in the middle of their front yard surrounded by 3 foot white columns that have vases with aloe vera sitting on top.
This song will change the world and is what the Mayans were referring to when they ended their calendar day on the 21st of December (3 days after Tina's bday...no coincidence!) This song will usher a new era of creativity, and intelectualimisticism on earth!
*throws out all of Fiona Apple and The Beatles CDs*
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i guess singing about being beautiful, no matter what they, words cant bring us down, doesnt sell anymore.
so its back to dirty, flashing the cooch,
I guess I'm in the wrong job and i should be working here!
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The reason this dumb song sounds like every other dumb pop song in the past decade is Max Martin produced it, just like all those other songs (NSYNC, Britney, Katy Perry, Pink, etc.).
Other than the autotune and profane lyrics, this song could just have easily been done by C+C Music Factory or La Bouche in the early 90s.
I'm not a giant Xtina fan but she does have some good songs and co-writes most of them and can sing her fucking head off so I'm not going to trash her for weight issues or drinking issues.
Bitch got arrested for public intoxication once but she doesn't have a horrible driving record and she is HORRIBLE when it comes to fashion and makeup but regardless she is FUCKING TALENTED!
I don't watch either show but am glad X-Factor is bombing hardcore compared to The Voice!
Shitney got paid 15 Million to bring the ratings up and it is bombing even worse than last season! Shitney is a talentless CUNT and I'm glad the show is bombing and I hope it hurts her career!
Glad the voice is beating X Factor!
Michael K I am embarrassed for you.. that shit is weak. WOrse off she hasn't come up with anything novel since her beginning.. yawn
Night night MTurt, good luck with the writing. ;)
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WR, harsh words for those "celebrities" that deserve them, yes, but usually not for those that come here to post. You always have kind words and a happy attitude for other posters :)
DD, you and WR have a great Friday evening...I'm off to pet my kitty (my pet, really!) and then to bed:)
Haha MTurt, harsh words exist for the Fist Browns and OchoTontos, plenty of them!
On homework, as lovely Diamond said, it's amazing you can crank them off just like that. You must know your stuff well. Tuesday morning? (I've done that, and it nearly gave me a heart attack!) no more. Happy to see you and your cute running shoes here too MTurt!
@Diamond, hope you get some weekends off girl, or part of them. ;)
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Thanks so much WR. And thanks for breaking that down for me, I think I'm going to use that four day model. We must be soul-sisters in procrastinating...usually I would wait until Tuesday evening to get rolling on this, lol!!!
You are definitely one of the reasons that I come to this site. You are always so positive and never have a harsh word for anyone, even when they deserve it. Thanks for your well wishes:) It is nice to come here and not worry about being judged, or bitched at or any of that.
Olol MTurt, that's better! Forget the long ones then. If due Wednesday, and you divide that by 4 days, starting tomorrow, that is just 3 pages per day, really 1.5 or 750 words, 1 page per hour, peanuts lmao. I am the world's top procrastinator. You are starting early with the first paragraph. I'd have started Sunday and that is bad! You're in good shape.
As for the bad week, hope the homework, keeps you focused until you finish, by then you'll be on to the next one! Yeah, and that things get better! ;)
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DD, I'm glad to hear that you are happy with it. That makes a world of difference to be doing something that you can truly enjoy.
WR, hell yes it is double spaced! Lol. But it is also 12 point font! I do have some 25-30s coming up but I am choosing not to think about those yet! However, I believe you guys would be proud of me if you recall my tendency to procrastinate...this paper isn't even due until Wednesday and I already have one and a half paragraphs!
:)