This Is The Look: Tommy Lee Jones' Luscious Wig In Lincoln

I'm probably not going to watch Steven Spielberg's Lincoln biopic, because if I want to learn more about old timey American history, I'll just play another round of The Oregon Trailer on my Apple II. But if you're going to see it, please clap during the end credits when you see the words: "All Gorgeous Wigs Furnished By Shh! It's A Wig." Because the Ogilvie Home Perm extravaganza on Tommy Lee Jones' head tell me that Shh! It's A Wig had a hand or two in it. If you put a clear plastic shower cap over his wig and threw a floral house dress on his body, he'd look like somebody's grandma going to water the driveway in the morning. Or like he's about to sing "I Dreamed A Dream" on Britain's Got Talent. What I'm saying is that bitch looks hot.

The full trailer for Lincoln (Working Title: If You Don't Give Us All The Oscars, You Hate America) is below and some people are crying about how Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't sound like Lincoln-ey enough, but I'm more mad that Bill & Ted are nowhere in the trailer and that Steven Spielberg didn't release this a million years ago, because it'd be the perfect movie to nap to when my American History teacher plays it during class.

Lincoln pretty much stars everyone from Sally Field (who is always grabbing people by the arms to give them really a intense pep talk) to Joseph Gordon-Levitt to David Strathairn to Lee Pace to Jackie Earle Haley to Jared Harris to James Spader to Hal Holbrook to Gloria Reuben to Adam from Girls. I'm calling it right now. The scene they'll show at the Oscars for the Best Picture clip is the scene where Adam from Girls pees on Lincoln in the communal shower.

via Vulture

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:55pm.

Choke and Puke!! LOL,
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Yes guy's I think we are all around the same age, I was 14 when that came out and I STILL love that movie today. I love all those old cheezy 70's movies.

Remember on TV all the wicked cheesy violent movies they'd show on all channels after midnight. No infomercials just monster movies, biker movies, Charles Bronson, Billy Jack, titties a popping out tight bell bottom jeans, feather hair parted in the middle, all the brothers had monster Afros...GOOD TIMES FOR SURE!!

BRING BCK THE 70'S

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:38pm.

SANS FARDS, hear! hear! *barf*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:38pm.

And The Hobbit is going to be seriously fucking awesome. I'm one of the biggest LOTR fangirls out there and I am going to go full on Twitard and line up the night before in front of the cinema.

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Submitted by Snowblood on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:03pm.

YES!! Me, too. Times a thousand.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:38pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:03pm.
Off-topic - sorry. But is anyone else as grossed out by the St. Angie pic on the right as I am? Then we get to scroll down to puss-filled beef!
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That was mentioned the other day when we were discussing the Honey Boo Boo ketchup sketti puke recipe. How much can we take between PUS MEAT, Angie's greasy devil face AND various gross stories MK posts.

I know one thing, I have been eating less at lunch lately!

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:37pm.

Abe Lincoln? Ghey!!!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:59pm.

Americans are so willfully ignorant.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:03pm.

Off-topic - sorry. But is anyone else as grossed out by the St. Angie pic on the right as I am? Then we get to scroll down to puss-filled beef!

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I think it's time the pus-filled beef was retired....lol.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:42pm.

Now The Hobbit has my whole household freaking out!

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I CAN'T WAIT to see the hobbit, I liked the book way better than LOTR and now we know how well Jackson did that so The Hobbitt will be brilliant!

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Early previews in April had the test audience and critics bitching about the new format for cameras or some shit, saying this new technique Jackson is using has ruined the film(s).

I call bullshit. Jackson, imo, does movies like this like no one else.

I think people just like bitching about Jackson's work, which I find brilliant for the types of films he does.

Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:35pm.

This trailer looks boring and overly sentimental. Maybe if they left the cheesy music out I would be interested. Lots of fap material in the cast, however.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:33pm.

Off-topic - sorry. But is anyone else as grossed out by the St. Angie pic on the right as I am? Then we get to scroll down to puss-filled beef!

On topic, I love historical movies. Lincoln kept this country together, and finally abolished slavery, which was an issue that was "kicked down the road" starting with Washington himself.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:42pm.

Now The Hobbit has my whole household freaking out!

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I CAN'T WAIT to see the hobbit, I liked the book way better than LOTR and now we know how well Jackson did that so The Hobbitt will be brilliant!

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:38pm.

Americans are so willfully ignorant. They also get magical images of certain people in their heads and refuse to let go. By all the accounts of the times, in real life Lincoln had a weird reedy tenor voice. Day-Lewis's performance is thus historically accurate. What's the big deal? Is he supposed to sound like the robot in Disneyland? Jeezy creezy.

Oh, and Sally Field has two Best Actress Oscars: one for Norma Rae and one for Places in the Heart (that's the one for which she squealed "You like me! You really like me!"). DDL has two, Jones has one.

Actually, Field is much too old to play Mary Todd Lincoln, plus she's like 12-15 years older than DDL. She looks OK, though - guess women aged a lot faster in those days.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:56pm.
OT: I just looked at The Hobbit on IMDB. It's three movies: 2012/2013/2014 arrrrrghhhh I hate waiting a year between movie. Lord of the Rings I / II / III just about killed me.

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I know! I am looking so forward to The Hobbit trilogy!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:26pm.

OT: I just looked at The Hobbit on IMDB. It's three movies: 2012/2013/2014 arrrrrghhhh I hate waiting a year between movie. Lord of the Rings I / II / III just about killed me.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:26pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:51pm.

Hey Whamo! I loved the movie too. I was goofing around about Sally's performance in it.
I was all into CB radios back when I was an early teen.
One of my fave lines from the movie was Burt Reynolds describing a diner as a "choke and puke".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:25pm.

Whamo, my dad got a CB. Looking back, truckers must have been pissed that every Joe Blow and their mother were flooding the airwaves with their nonsense.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:24pm.

I felt her role as "Frog", the young woman with a love of dance and the arts, who left the moronic son of Jackie Gleason's Sheriff Buford T. Justice at the altar, only to fall for dashing outlaw Burt Reynolds as Bo in his hot black Trans Am, was nuanced and brilliant

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Smokey and the Bandit was AWESOME!!!!!

Unless you were a kid in the 70's you have no clue how big that movie was. They didn't "design" summer blockbusters back then they just came organically and the was a blockbuster for sure.

The sales of CB radios went through the roof for a few years, everyone had one. My friends dad had one and it was better than prank calling people.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:14pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:20pm.

I can. not. wait for this. I had four orgasms during the trailer alone!
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I can. not. wait for The Hobbit. I'll see your four, and raise you eleventy!

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So much this. Oh lord, the Hobbit. I've love Martin Freeman. And hobbits. Imma die.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:14pm.

I'll wait till The Hobbitt comes out in DVD, but I'm verrry happy for Martin Freeman. I've liked him since The Office.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:13pm.

Well, I called it when I heard Spielberg and Day-Lewis were attached to this. Lincoln is going to be the film to beat at this year's Oscars. Spielberg wants more Oscars for the shelf and he is going all out to get them.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:12pm.

Deb, ya who cares how he sounds...still going to see it.

Now The Hobbit has my whole household freaking out!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:20pm.

I can. not. wait for this. I had four orgasms during the trailer alone!
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I can. not. wait for The Hobbit. I'll see your four, and raise you eleventy!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:09pm.

Alright, just give all the 2013 Oscars to Daniel Day Lewis. No need to even have the ceremony.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:09pm.

It's probably not true, but there are quite a few who believe Lincoln was actually born in western NC (near the present-day town of Bostic), and is five years older.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:06pm.

GG, you are right. Lincoln moved to Illinois when he was around 20. It's interesting about accents, though. Who knows how Americans in that region (which was frontier in the early 1800's) sounded? I think when you have Daniel Day Lewis acting, who cares? he's great.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Starr07 on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:04pm.

1. This movie does not look interesting. We're talking about LINCOLN here dammit! Why am I not getting all inspired and stuff watching that trailer?

2. Would prolly do Lincoln if I could go back in time, or if he were to come here to the present. Doesn't matter, either way would work.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:02pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:23pm.

Hmmm...looks good but is that how somebody from Kentuky sounds?
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Lincoln was from Illinois, no?

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Lincoln was born in Kentucky, moved to Indiana as a boy, and then to Illinois in 1830, when he was 21.

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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:06pm.

Annnnd cue the annoying fucking hipsters calling this a romanticized portrayal of history. First of all, fuck off, it's a movie. Second of all, of course Lincoln (the real person) sounds racist to us now. It's called context, now go smoke brick weed you paid too much for because your dealer told you it was shat out of an endangered animal. The same asshats who fapped over a movie called Lincoln Vampire Hunter critique this on youtube like they're writing a paper for a community college. FUCK. OFF.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:01pm.

Thank you Mike. The more you know!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:01pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:23pm.

Hmmm...looks good but is that how somebody from Kentuky sounds?

It was his wife who was from Kentucky.

Regardless, regional accents have changed (and continue to change).

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:59pm.

Deb, he moved there but I think he was grown by then. I dont remember since 5th grade was a thousand years ago.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:59pm.

mike, I think she earned her Oscar in "Norma Rae". What, no comment on "Smokey and the Bandit"?;)

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:57pm.

looks booooooring to me
But i think I saw Frank Nitty from The Untouchables! I love that guy!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:24pm.

I honestly don't have a big problem with her. I do think her earlier work was better (though that can said about a lot of aged actors).

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:55pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:23pm.

Hmmm...looks good but is that how somebody from Kentuky sounds?
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Lincoln was from Illinois, no?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:16pm.

Sally Field as Mary Todd Lincoln? A perfect opportunity for her to chew the scenery again.
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Not a fan I gather? I think she was superb in "Smokey and the Bandit"! I felt her role as "Frog", the young woman with a love of dance and the arts, who left the moronic son of Jackie Gleason's Sheriff Buford T. Justice at the altar, only to fall for dashing outlaw Burt Reynolds as Bo in his hot black Trans Am, was nuanced and brilliant!

Seriously, though. I've loved her since I was a little girl watching "The Flying Nun". Can't help myself!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:53pm.

Hmmm...looks good but is that how somebody from Kentuky sounds?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:51pm.

Ugh. I think I'm the only human on earth who doesn't like Daniel Day Lewis. In everything he's in, to me, it looks like he's so obviously acting. Overrated.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:50pm.

I can. not. wait for this. I had four orgasms during the trailer alone!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:49pm.

looks like Johnny Cash. Geez it's not like Spielberg is on a tight budget..

Hal Holbrook is still around? wow. He's always in presidential type stuff..

Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:46pm.

Sally Field as Mary Todd Lincoln? A perfect opportunity for her to chew the scenery again.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:44pm.

I have ZERO interest in this. But I am sure my BH will make me watch it with him.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:44pm.

Pinky and The Brain, now THAT was some gooood entertainment!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:43pm.

SHH IT'S A WAYG!!!!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:43pm.

Damn, I know Tommy is a hundred and eleventy but he's looking ROUGH!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:42pm.

Hmmmm. In my head Lincoln has a deep voice like Gregory Peck but since no one alive knows for sure fuck the haters.

Reminds me of the Pinky and the Brain episode where a super old dude said Lincoln sounded like Tony Danza.

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:42pm.

This looks excellent! *goosebumps*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:41pm.

I'll be damned if Hollywood isn't doing it's best to make sure we all go Oedipus and put our own eyes out.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:38pm.

SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's a WIG!!!

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