Duchess Kate Sues Closer Magazine For Showing Her Nipples Off To The World
Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. But now Kate's smiley face is a frowny face, because Closer Magazine put her titties on display and she's gonna get those French bitches for it.
Duchess Kate and Prince William lit the canon and shot over a lawsuit to France's Closer for fucking with her privacy by publishing pictures of her nipples-in-waiting. Lawyers for Kate and William are speeding this shit up and their case will be heard in France on Monday. A rep for St. James Palace released this statement and I'll be really disappointed if it wasn't read off of a scroll by a dude with a fluffy feather in his hat:
“Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner. Their Royal Highnesses had every expectation of privacy in the remote house. It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them.”
Apparently, this is a big deal, because the Royal Family barely ever sues the media and they didn't sue anybody for those magical pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in Las Vegas, but they should. We should all file a civil lawsuit against the dumb dumb skank who took those pictures. I mean, how can you have a naked PHG in front of you and a camera phone in your hand and not get an up-close shot of his royal ginger dick rod winking at you? PHG is a British soldier, so to get him to lift his hands off of the ginger goods, just start humming God Save The Queen. He'd have to lift his hands to salute. (No, I'm not above using the UK National Anthem to trick a ginge into exposing the peen.) We should sue the picture taker for not coming up with that.
Here's more of Duchess Kate having a special date with water.
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My guess is the lawsuit isn't to stop what's already happened, it's to prevent those mysterious "other photos" from being published.
And yes, no matter how "safe" one thinks they are, if there's the remotest chance of being photographed, do NOT go naked outdoors if you're a "Royal" or other public figure. Never assume "privacy."
I do hope that if she's newly pregnant this doesn't affect her negatively healthwise.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Maybe if the mags have to spend all the money they earn from pictures on legal fees they will stop acting so crazy.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:34pm.
Lz
I don't dislike Kate, but wtf holds a wine glass like that?? She looks like she has a barbie hand, all stiff and the cup attaches.
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LOL, the cup is part of her hand. SweetAss, when I was a kid that would have been the first thing I melted off with my magnifying glass. Oh the magnify glass of death was one of my favorite toys, I burned every MF thing I could and when I leave this world I just know I'm going to end up in some place with a HUGE ANT holding a magnifying glass over my head laughing at me..sick bastard!
Sweetas: wtf holds a wine glass like that??
A ~duchess~
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:25pm.
I worked at Spencer's Gifts a billion years ago. As far as retail jobs go, it was really fun. We used to prank call the other Spencer's in the area when we were bored.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:35pm.
Side-note: Why is a French mag called "Closer"? (Locals prolly call it klo-sey.)
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There's a British gossip magazine called Closer. Maybe one of them is an offshoot of the other?
It's not the same as Vegas because Harry invited people into his suite, then pranced about in the altogether. Bill and Kate presumably took care to protect their privacy; that's why the photog had to hang from a faraway tree with a telephoto. I bet the dealio Monday is an emergency application to stop any more publication of the pix.
Side-note: Why is a French mag called "Closer"? (Locals prolly call it klo-sey.)
"I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. LOLz
I don't dislike Kate, but wtf holds a wine glass like that?? She looks like she has a barbie hand, all stiff and the cup attaches. STIFF and not in a good way.
B!tch is just mad because ever her nekkid tits are bland. Scandal FAIL. Try again Duchess Snoozefest.
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Isometimes miss sexual impropriety at work. And other bad behaviours and snark.
I wonder how I can get this stuff back even while working on my lapper from the kitchen table...
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Dark-sided!
Lol
(That's a sarcastic joke referencing the D right?)
I am glad she is suing too. She should be able to sunbathe topless in a private residence without people spying on her and publishing photos.
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So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:06pm.
shhh! It's a wig!!!
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Bawhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Fucking hilarious! At least it wasn't Mama June!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
GOOD! Invasion of privacy is a serious issue and is respected in international law. Both Prince Harry Hot Ginge and Prince William & Princess Kate were all INSIDE private property when their privacy was invaded. Prince Hot Ginge's pics by the pool were ok because he was out in public but the ho who took the pictures inside a hotel ROOM needs to be prosecuted. PHG did not give permission for that. If you don't give permission you will be sued. Everyone has that right.
I just read that the Mag also has pics of the royal sex act... But they're not going to publish them just, yet.
Show me the royal boning/boner!
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"I like you. We have the same personality"
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...haha...
...don't think I like this one but she obviously has some not bad looking genes to further dilute the Windsor fugness...
...with hers and Diana's genes contributing to a new bebeh, the kid stands a chance of not turning into a Windsor pumpkin when he/she hits 30 like what happened with poor Harry and Wills...
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Oh come on, a lawsuit? Isn't that a little extreme? Just get over it.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:19pm.
Oh get over it, we show our nipples almost every day at work (and no I'm not a stripper). It's just how we roll.
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LOL I work at Spencer's Gifts. A couple of my coworkers have pierced nipples and I was curious to see how the different jewellery looked (hoops versus barbells) so I got to see. Besides that, we seriously lack morality. The sexual innuendo that comes from our manager is strangely hilarious and creepy at the same time.
(Liz, she probably just turns the A/C all the way up and doesn't wear a padded bra - if she's being honest about "the rest of us" part.)
I have yet to see the titty pics anyway. Every time I click on MK's link, the only pics that come up are of her in the ugly old lady dress and head scarf. *shrugs*
(if your tits look good, then what's the problem anyway? I could see if someone was exposing a mess of stretch marks on some dangling triangles with under-nipple)
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:19pm.
Oh get over it, we show our nipples almost every day at work (and no I'm not a stripper). It's just how we roll.
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Okay, now I'm intrigued. I'm not sure if I even want to know what you really do. The stories I'm cooking up are so much more salacious.
She should be happy that someone took photos of her body and tits before the Prince's sperm declared REVOLUTION on her uterus. In 9 months, that shit will look like it's been through war.
Hmmm....on the other hand...they are just boobs.
If someone wants to make a big deal out of boobs then let them. If you let enough paps take pictures of them then nobody will care and you'll be left alone.
Spare heir Harry's bare ass pics are one thing but the future Queen has to have a spotless reputation.
However I'm glad the French press aren't as scared of the Royals as the Brits are.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Oh get over it, we show our nipples almost every day at work (and no I'm not a stripper). It's just how we roll.
I'm going to throw myself under the bandwagon and say that I'm finding it hard to sympathise.
You're famous. You're meant to "represent the nation". Keep your top on when you're out of doors. And don't sue - no one will care if you ignore it.
Yea, she knows her tits are shit. And now we do too. TEAM FRANCE
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God I love your writing, MK! You're on fire today, baby.
Oh, Michael K, what led you to think we ever thought you were above anything? No need to justify the perversions Hun, we all live in this neighborhood too.
It's kind of a tricky situation. I can understand why they are suing....I highly doubt it's for money or more attention. If she was in a private place where some scuzz snuck in and took pictures and they just say "eff it" and don't do anything about it....that's kind of showing paps that they expect it and that anyone can get away with it.
I'm sure they're thinking it's only a matter of time before a pap comes into their house and takes pictures of them sleeping (you know they wouldn't be caught doing anything else.)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:11pm.
How about you keep your titties covered when
you go outside?? Shit, I probably could zoom in on her titties using google Earth nowadays. There is no more "remote location" in 2012.
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EXACTLY! What the fuck did she expect was going to happen?
How about you keep your titties covered when
you go outside?? Shit, I probably could zoom in on her titties using google Earth nowadays. There is no more "remote location" in 2012.
In this day and age and with the amount of "celebrity" the tabloids have put on the royals....STFU! EXPECT to have your nipples published if you are going to publicly frolic topless on a yacht.
Is this dlisted or Majesty.com???? Too many royal posts for my taste. *yawn*
Way to draw MORE attention to yourself, royals...people will honestly forget about this in a week if you act like it never happened.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
What a pampered little crybaby. If she didn't want the paps taking naked pictures of her then she shouldn't have gotten naked outdoors.
This snooze-fest is gonna go on and on and on.
"Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend."
Lol, a perfect description.
shhh! It's a wig!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.