Duchess Kate Sues Closer Magazine For Showing Her Nipples Off To The World
Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. But now Kate's smiley face is a frowny face, because Closer Magazine put her titties on display and she's gonna get those French bitches for it.
Duchess Kate and Prince William lit the canon and shot over a lawsuit to France's Closer for fucking with her privacy by publishing pictures of her nipples-in-waiting. Lawyers for Kate and William are speeding this shit up and their case will be heard in France on Monday. A rep for St. James Palace released this statement and I'll be really disappointed if it wasn't read off of a scroll by a dude with a fluffy feather in his hat:
“Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner. Their Royal Highnesses had every expectation of privacy in the remote house. It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them.”
Apparently, this is a big deal, because the Royal Family barely ever sues the media and they didn't sue anybody for those magical pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in Las Vegas, but they should. We should all file a civil lawsuit against the dumb dumb skank who took those pictures. I mean, how can you have a naked PHG in front of you and a camera phone in your hand and not get an up-close shot of his royal ginger dick rod winking at you? PHG is a British soldier, so to get him to lift his hands off of the ginger goods, just start humming God Save The Queen. He'd have to lift his hands to salute. (No, I'm not above using the UK National Anthem to trick a ginge into exposing the peen.) We should sue the picture taker for not coming up with that.
Here's more of Duchess Kate having a special date with water.
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I think we should sue her for flashing them.
This is like when Kramer took Elaine's Christmas card picture.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:15pm
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Nah, they called you a freak because of your indoor swing, and penchant for chains. And from jealousy over your majestic keg stands.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
lol Kizzy I am an expert on etiquette. *burps loudly*
OMG Cuppy, camo rings!! The elegance!! Tell me they got married in a tree stand and the father of the bride was holding a shotgun.
Whamo - bro??
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:21pm.
Mike, I looked down my bra too, to check the color.
Not that you're wearing a bra.
(Right?)
Not on Fridays.
What happened with the ferocious dog?
*reads nipple descriptions and head explodes*
I think she's preggers. Her nips look kind of dark for someone with fair skin. That's usually the first body change women notice. In the pics from her current trip, which are taken later than these, her boobs look slightly bigger and she's wearing loose dresses and keeps her tummy covered up with her purses.
Mike, I looked down my bra too, to check the color.
Not that you're wearing a bra.
(Right?)
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Dark-sided!
I've never liked this bitch. Watched True Story about her and all her friends said her meeting William was very calculated. Told all her dorm buddies that she was going to get into his circle of friends, date him and then marry him.
Sure enough, she got into his party circle and got her claws into him. Nothing about their relationship is real, she told people she was going to be the next Princess Diana.
Just looking at that snotty, smug face makes me pissed.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:09pm.
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I am SO drinking with the wrong people. They demand I SHARE. I like drinking with specialty glasses, they're big, tacky, ALWAYS come with straws, and have the logo on them so you remember where it was exactly you got shitfaced.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
how long are you working till, Evil Cuppy? I'm till 5.
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Dark-sided!
I actually had to look at my nipples to check the color. I'd never given it a thought.
@ Kizzy - no problemo - the D is an excellent place to ask inquiring questions - someone is bound to answer!
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:15pm.
Oh, okay, well I can tell you that it is not the case with me, but I have been called a freak before, so maybe that was what they meant?! : )
WHY IS TIME G O I N G S O O O O O O O O S L O W ? ? ? ?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:11pm.
I saw pictures on some web site where some hillbilly types had a wedding and those were the stem ware. The couple also had camo wedding rings and the bride wore hunting boots under her dress.
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Preview of Miley or Britney's upcoming nuptials?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
C'mon guys. Juice has CALORIES!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The evil part of me will laugh if all of this overshadows her (possibly) soon-to-be-announced pregnancy.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:34pm.
I thought you only held champagne flutes like she's holding the wine glass. I thought you held wine glasses with the stem in-between your middle and ring fingers, with your fingers gripping the 'bowl bottom'-sorry don't know proper name. Or the old standby- grip with thumb and 3 fingers, sticking up the pinkie.
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I find that drinking right from the bottle cuts out all that confusion!
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Dark-sided!
Random theories on the watery toast: It's fascist Singapore. It's somewhat Muslim Singapore. They were thirsty. They hadn't eaten so didn't want to pour booze on an empty stomach. She's actually preggers. It was chilled gin.
You have to hold wine like that so the plastic stem doesn't fall off.
@Anno & EvilC-- It was me, I was just wondering if it was the case that brunettes' were brown, while blondes' and redheads' were pink. Enquiring mind, and all that.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:11pm.
I saw pictures on some web site where some hillbilly types had a wedding and those were the stem ware. The couple also had camo wedding rings and the bride wore hunting boots under her dress.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:02pm.
Ahahahaha Whamo! I could so picture you doing that!! My little brother and I liked to pump his bb gun up a bunch of times, point it in the air and see how far his army men would fly. *kindred spirits*
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The army men were awesome, I use to cut out plastic bags and make parchutes for them and then climb to the highest spot I could chuck the off. My buddy and I would see if we could shoot them with the our BB and pellet guns while they floated to the ground all the while screaming with german accents on how zee American soldiers must die. Shooot zeeeeeem zay must die beforse zay heet za grounds, rouse rouse!! Goose stepping around like idiots and then run back and do it all over again.
My nips are pink, my hair is not. Seriously though, I'm supposed to have brown nips???? I'm brunette, my nips are pink. Who said nipple and hair color are the same? *smdh*
Are we divulging personal info today? I'm a brunette and my nips aren't brown
Hahaha Cuppy!! I stand corrected! *orders a set to go with my fine Chinet plates*
Lisbet, don't mind me, I'm just a heathen. I know people hold just the stem sometimes, but usually the hand is a little more relaxed. I mean, flare a pinky or something lol
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:04pm
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Thank you, Jack! I'm a brunette, and mine are brown, but my brother's wife, a blonde, saw her pink ones when she nursed my niece. Sooo, made me curious.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:07pm.
Could Kate be any more of an attention seeker with all this water in the so obviously raised glass?
Jesus, ask discretly for apple juice/water mix (chardonnay) or any kind of grape/plum, blackberry/blackcurrant juice with water instead. There are tons of non-alcoholic wines out there that are mostly pear juice, I drank them myself when I was up the duff.
FAMEWHORE!
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THIS^^^^^^
Jack, my hair is all natural and doesn't match my n****e color.
(For I am a laydee, I shall not use rude words!)
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:34pm.
I thought you only held champagne flutes like she's holding the wine glass. I thought you held wine glasses with the stem in-between your middle and ring fingers, with your fingers gripping the 'bowl bottom'-sorry don't know proper name. Or the old standby- grip with thumb and 3 fingers, sticking up the pinkie.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:05pm.
Thanks Anno. You're right. BOR-ING!
Could Kate be any more of an attention seeker with all this water in the so obviously raised glass?
Jesus, ask discretly for apple juice/water mix (chardonnay) or any kind of grape/plum, blackberry/blackcurrant juice with water instead. There are tons of non-alcoholic wines out there that are mostly pear juice, I drank them myself when I was up the duff.
FAMEWHORE!
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Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:46pm.
I do hope that if she's newly pregnant this doesn't affect her negatively healthwise.
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Doubtful that would happen. Ex-bf was an anthropologist. Women can carry and deliver babies under extreme stress like wars, famine, etc. This probably doesn't even register on that scale.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:04pm.
They were brown.
And in my experience, hair color had little to do with nip color. Of course, who knows anyone's true hair color nowadays....
This is why in the old days all the real action was happening in the royal courts, All music food, enterainers,1st dibs at the best fashions & jewels, prostitutes, etc..were all brought to court to entertain instead of the royals going out in the public for that. Even looking for a spouse, mistress, etc...was looked within the royal walls, maybe it should go back to that but then again staying behind palace grounds only will make you unaware of the world just outside the grounds..**side eye** to Marie Antoinette
She is just mad that everyone knows now that she wears double padded bra's to get the double AA cup look!
Me thinks a Royal Highness should at no occasion prance around nekkid ass nekkid out of doors, and show some decorum at all times!
That's the price you pay going from Kate Nobody to Kate the Royal Blandness...
@ Evil_Cupcake - you can see them here, but frankly, they are pretty boring:
http://drunkenstepfather.com/
@Sweetas- UH EXCUSE ME: http://wrapsodyonline.com/store/product/59588/Red-Solo-Cup-Wine-Glass/
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:34pm.
I don't dislike Kate, but wtf holds a wine glass like that?? She looks like she has a barbie hand, all stiff and the cup attaches.
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Er...I, uh, I hold wine glasses like that. It means you don't get fingerprints all over the main bit.
*slinks off into shame corner*
"Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. "
What an insult to water.
Seriously, I think suing is over-the-top. They're on the internet thus, they are out there forever.
She's an idiot for getting her tits out-private estate or no private estate. Also, given that she looks at least a decade older than she is, sunbathing is really not a good idea.
Just curious, here, were her nips brown or pink? Is it true brunettes have browns, while blondes have pinks?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
lol Luci it looks awkward instead of sophisticated. I just hold my wine glass by the sides, since red solo cups don't have a stem. ;p
Ahahahaha Whamo! I could so picture you doing that!! My little brother and I liked to pump his bb gun up a bunch of times, point it in the air and see how far his army men would fly. *kindred spirits*
OT SUE THE SHIRTS OFF THEM KATE!!
I always read "Closer" when I'm in France.
*bends head in shame*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Everyone has the right to go topless in a private home without being exposed to the world but I can't believe how naive Kate was. She's one of the most photographed women in the world. Going topless anywhere but your bedroom or bathroom (no windows) is the only safe options. She's usually pretty smart about these things. It was widely reported where the Royals were staying. Even I knew. I would have expected helicopters and paps on every branch of the surrounding forest. This was a serious lapse in judgment on her part. I'm surprised there isn't video to go along with the pictures... yet. But with the PHG "scandal" not so long ago, it makes you wonder if the Royals are getting naughty to increase their profile- going the Kardashian route, Wales?
You're a Royal. You know paps follow you wherever you go. You know unless you are behind closed doors, you are in range of said paps. You flash yo' titties, you just made front page. You've been hangin' with the Royals long enough to know this all too well. STFU and keep your top on in public, whether it's the norm at European beaches or not.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yes! This is exactly what I came here to post. These same people who whine about paps would whine even more if no one cared enough to take their picture anymore.
would have been better if she was doing a strip tease for his highness. ;>
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:31pm.
I am glad she is suing too. She should be able to sunbathe topless in a private residence without people spying on her and publishing photos.
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I agree. I think that Duchess Kate has handled herself extremely well.
Just because that ancient monkey-faced Duchess D'Alba shows the world her knee-knockers in a bikini, doesn't make it right to invade the privacy of William and Kate.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:38pm.
There's a British gossip magazine called Closer. Maybe one of them is an offshoot of the other?
Ah-ha. So Closer published the pix in France to avoid the UK laws?
I honestly feel bad for them.
While I agree that they should never, ever let their guards down and the presumption of privacy in their positions is pretty naive, this is just another slap in the face to William. He didn't ask to be born into this position. It really has to suck that you can't even be relaxed and normal with your wife without a bunch of asshole photographers looking for their million dollar payday.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:08pm.
What a pampered little crybaby. If she didn't want the paps taking naked pictures of her then she shouldn't have gotten naked outdoors.
This argument has a light air of "If you didn't want to be raped, you should not have worn that short skirt." about it.
THEY have to consider what the are doing? Really? The pap decided to take that pic and you want them to police their actions so HE does not have to change his asshole behaviour?
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^^^^ THIS
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:08pm.
What a pampered little crybaby. If she didn't want the paps taking naked pictures of her then she shouldn't have gotten naked outdoors.
This argument has a light air of "If you didn't want to be raped, you should not have worn that short skirt." about it.
THEY have to consider what the are doing? Really? The pap decided to take that pic and you want them to police their actions so HE does not have to change his asshole behaviour?