Duchess Kate Sues Closer Magazine For Showing Her Nipples Off To The World
Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. But now Kate's smiley face is a frowny face, because Closer Magazine put her titties on display and she's gonna get those French bitches for it.
Duchess Kate and Prince William lit the canon and shot over a lawsuit to France's Closer for fucking with her privacy by publishing pictures of her nipples-in-waiting. Lawyers for Kate and William are speeding this shit up and their case will be heard in France on Monday. A rep for St. James Palace released this statement and I'll be really disappointed if it wasn't read off of a scroll by a dude with a fluffy feather in his hat:
“Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner. Their Royal Highnesses had every expectation of privacy in the remote house. It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them.”
Apparently, this is a big deal, because the Royal Family barely ever sues the media and they didn't sue anybody for those magical pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in Las Vegas, but they should. We should all file a civil lawsuit against the dumb dumb skank who took those pictures. I mean, how can you have a naked PHG in front of you and a camera phone in your hand and not get an up-close shot of his royal ginger dick rod winking at you? PHG is a British soldier, so to get him to lift his hands off of the ginger goods, just start humming God Save The Queen. He'd have to lift his hands to salute. (No, I'm not above using the UK National Anthem to trick a ginge into exposing the peen.) We should sue the picture taker for not coming up with that.
Here's more of Duchess Kate having a special date with water.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:58am.
People are still going on about that? *goes outside*
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No, I just got here and am amused to see Migraineuse (who used to be cool and fun) has a sister in misery.
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People are still going on about that? *goes outside*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh FFS! I used the term, and it had nothing to do with Limbaugh, and everything to do with someone on here CONSTANTLY lecturing us on the evils of men, and spouting her hate daily and insulting the men who post here.
Submitted by estee logger on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:30am.
Every time the term "feminazi" is used, we thank Mr. Rush Limbaugh. He saw the writing on the wall years and years ago that our men were being emasculated and blamed for all the ills that women suffer by militant feminists.
Personally, I believe we need to show our love and admiration for all the men in our lives.
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Men brought all of that on themselves by the way they treated women for the last several hundred years, honey. If they had treated us like the equals we are then there would be no use for "Mr. Rush Limbaugh" and his derogatory terms for women he feels threatened by.
And I show my love for the man in my life every time I nag him to take out the garbage or start the grill. I mean, as the man of the house, those are HIS jobs, right? Because I'm such a soft, unequal, feminine lady that I could never do either of those or, God forbid, change a washer in the faucet.
Idiot.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:26am.
It's a shame to me that anyone has to even know who Limbaugh is or to have ever heard his voice.
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"The term feminazi was coined by former Agricultural and Resource Economics Professor Tom Hazlett. "Feminazi" became popularized by right-wing radio host, Rush_Limbaugh, who credits Hazlett in a book as a highly regarded professor and friend who "coined the term to describe any female who is intolerant of any point of view that challenges militant feminism."
Submitted by estee logger on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:16am.
He may have popularized it, but that term has been around for a long time. I remember my uncle using it when I was a kid, several years before anyone knew who Limbaugh was.
Sorry Lucifer, it was Limbaugh that popularized that word----feminazi. Look it up.
Some of the feminist women here are exactly what he would talk about.
"Mr. Rush Limbaugh"? FUCK OFF, TROLL.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:25am.
Thanks for the advice, none of which I'll take.
Keep fucking that chicken!
it seems to me that someone feels they don't get taken seriously in the non interwebs world. Maybe have an older sister who got all the attention cuz her "looks" or maybe they themeselves are so stunningly beautiful they never get noticed for their minds..i will predict a "just because I want to protect womens values doesn't mean im crazy" and you are right,it doesn't,but you sure as hell come off as a sick instigator who is loving every minute of the dlist drama (listento me,i have something important to say!!) or someone who is so fucken dumb they took a wrong turn and wasted their womens lib thesis on posting it here. I am a woman,so don't go there.
What majority might not know is that they eschewed their royal duties to be in France. They didn’t attend the closing ceremony of the Paralympics because of ‘prior engagements’ and because they were said to be preparing for the tour to Southeast Asia.
Turns out they were just frolicking around in the sunshine enjoying their 100th holiday. Ha!!
Every time the term "feminazi" is used, we thank Mr. Rush Limbaugh. He saw the writing on the wall years and years ago that our men were being emasculated and blamed for all the ills that women suffer by militant feminists.
Personally, I believe we need to show our love and admiration for all the men in our lives.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:28pm.
I love being a dipshit, and thank you for citing my post. I feel special that you noticed.
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I'm glad you love being a dipshit, because you clearly are one.
A narcissistic dipshit at that, since you labor under the twin delusions that 1) you were the only person throwing around those comments, and 2) that my post was specifically aimed at you.
There's no need for you to feel special that I noticed you being a dipshit this time, because I'm sure that occurs on a regular basis.
As for my comments: I did read the posts. I actually think that you are the one who rushed to judgement, and had no idea what the fuck you were talking about. Not surprising then, that you came off like a dipshit.
If you're going to take things on the fucking internet personally, jump to conclusions, pick fights (all while accusing someone else of doing those same things), maybe you should lay off the comments for awhile, and, you know, get a fucking life.
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raising my 32oz. styrofoam cup full of Nestea's Rasberry tea, with my name written in red marker on the side(so that no one else can use my cup!) to the highnesses; :)
next time Kate put on a real show. ;>
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She should have remembered that she's going to be held to a higher standard. She should have kept her top on if she didn't want anyone taking topless pics.
Nite EC!
*takes a shot*
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:37pm.
*pours DD a shot of Patron*
Enjoy!
Nighty night. I'm out!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:52pm.
Why exactly does "feminist" have to = "man hating"? Or "femi-nazi"?
Seems like the people trying to defend men (or whatever) are just making the same kind of dipshit ignorant comments they claim to be arguing against.
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I love being a dipshit, and thank you for citing my post. I feel special that you noticed.
And if you bothered to pay attention to certain other posters comments, you MIGHT understand what I was talking about, but since you rushed to judge my post without all the background info, you understand NOTHING and read into it what you wanted, not what was meant.
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I'm also a dipshit because I referred to her as the Mistress of ManHaters. LOL
I'll take it all with a big grain of salt and a shot of tequila.
People will justify this garbage till the end of days.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:52pm.
Why exactly does "feminist" have to = "man hating"? Or "femi-nazi"?
Seems like the people trying to defend men (or whatever) are just making the same kind of dipshit ignorant comments they claim to be arguing against.
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I love being a dipshit, and thank you for citing my post. I feel special that you noticed.
And if you bothered to pay attention to certain other posters comments, you MIGHT understand what I was talking about, but since you rushed to judge my post without all the background info, you understand NOTHING and read into it what you wanted, not what was meant.
You were outside!!! Don't walk around naked in broad daylight and this shit won't happen! FUCK!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Odd: The French site for Closer doesn't have the topless pix and has nothing but fawning articles--a few daily--on Bill and Kate. The site mentions the topless pix only. ETA: I see: You have to buy the mag, on sale today. Who's going to buy the mag if the pix are splashed all over the Net?
http://www.closermag.fr/content/71952/seulement-dans-closer-kate-et-will...
(I'm stuck at work with a power outage and freeway fire, so biding time by obsessing over this world-changing story.)
I need a pair of boobs to rest my head on tonight.
Here's more from the Telegraph on this scandale, including deets on the mansion in Provence, the spot where the pix were taken, and Closer (now a Fr mag but formerly part of the Brit publisher with the same name):
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/9542954/Duke-and-D...
Why exactly does "feminist" have to = "man hating"? Or "femi-nazi"?
Seems like the people trying to defend men (or whatever) are just making the same kind of dipshit ignorant comments they claim to be arguing against.
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Evil_Cupcake, we need to pitch in and get Whamo a superhero outfit (including tights and boots) with a big "M" on it! hahaha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:24pm.
I never knew having a sense of humor as a man equated being a misogynist and rapist!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:03pm.
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I know. Hey, I understand having that point of view but there's a limit. Say it over and over and over and it achieves the opposite reaction in people. There are many guys here and they are in fact, quite nice. Jeebus!
OnT: Kate has a nice smile.
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IF, I love your saggy bewbs. Admit it.
Off to Ambien Land. Bye, hoorz.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:07pm.
Very tiresome indeed.
If I wanted to discuss this wimminz shit, I head over to Feminazi.com, which is actually called Feministing.com.
I love men, and if that means I am oppressed, suppressed, obsessed or any other "essed" so be it!
G'night Irish
Have a nice relaxing eve with Mr. Fury.
Good night, sweet sluts, Imma have a glass of wine now with Mr F.
Good night Dog. Underneath all those miles of seething hatred, you really do like me.
Sleep or whore well tonight!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:04pm.
You'll never know real love, in all it's wrinkly, old person smell, ben-gay glory!
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Guess you got THAT market cornered! I had no idea you been sleeping with John Travolta.
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@ EC
Exactly! This isn't a Women's Studies class - this is a snarking celeb site where inappropriate is the name of the game. I just get sick of hearing the Mistress of ManHaters rant on about stupid shit.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:59pm.
It is just dumb that one person has to lecture CONTINUOUSLY, offending some of our nicer posters (Wham, Jack, ESE,Mike, Randee, loopy, Beb and all the other menz on the d that I am too lazy to name right now) for no reason.
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Dog. You forgot to mention Dog - one of the yappiest men here, with linebacker shoulders, nipple hair and a jaw line that makes Big Ang look dripping in estrogen.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:00pm.
Whamo likes granny panties which is why he's always sniffing around IF's top drawer.
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Beats wearing period panties 24/7 you dirty hoor.
My granny panties are very, very sexy. My 87 year old boyfriend adores them. When my granny bra comes off, he (very slowly) bends down to pick up my breasts and even says my knees are the bomb.
So go hate your hate, Dog. You'll never know real love, in all it's wrinkly, old person smell, ben-gay glory!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:59pm.
It is just dumb that one person has to lecture CONTINUOUSLY, offending some of our nicer posters (Wham, Jack, ESE,Mike, Randee, loopy, Beb and all the other menz on the d that I am too lazy to name right now) for no reason.
I don't know what is up with the resident feminist, but I had it in OP today. Can't we just talk dildos, porn, and ED without a fucking lesson in gender inequality?
Whamo likes granny panties which is why he's always sniffing around IF's top drawer.
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Evil_Cupcake, ita, no clue how on earth it could go from Kate and the magazine showing her boobies to this conversation. Suppose it means any topic could be turned... candy canes, baseball caps, and cottage cheese too, probably! ;p
LOL about Fedex! That's awesome, hahaha
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:50pm.
@ Dr. Dick
Well said. Like your profile name too.
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Thanks dog.
Whamo, I support you 100% in what you say.
(Plus, you have a nice bank account and wonderful dick.)
Don't let this chick get to you. This is her schtick. She does it to rile decent men because she can't stand to admit that most men are great to women, including my own husband. You are awesome, my friend.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:40pm.
Whamo, FedEx just read this thread and was all WTF until he read your post and he said out loud "GO DAVID BOWIE DUDE!" LOL!
I am not offended by anything you say here Whamo. You make some good points, BUT name calling isn't cool, and you are better than that. Don't let anyone piss you off like that, where you are not the polite dude you are. You know I lubs you!
Edited to add: I have done my share of name calling here and am not proud of it.
@ Dr. Dick
Well said. Like your profile name too.
@ Whamo
No offense taken with what you wrote. Sometimes, a person gets pushed so far...
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:40pm.
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*Offers white flag and kiss IN THE NAME OF ALL NON-MAN-HATING WOMEN (and MEN, but only if they promise to kiss you on the cheek)* hehehe
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Sorry folks. No one scaled her back yard fence and took "private" pics. She was at a "Villa" with staff and security present and she knew it. In the digital age, don't show your goods outdoors unless you are comfortable with them being pasted on the internet. Fine if you don't care, but don't act all appalled when you are a public person and put yourself in this position. I thought Wills knew this life well enough to protect her from this. WTF? Also, boobs are proportionate to her build--nothing to criticize.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22p___________
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Where is the defense of men when his worth seems to be valued by the size of his bank account and his dick.
I've never seen you stand on your soapbox and bitch about when a guys body is being analyzed and the shape size of his Dick is the measure of the man
Nope it's a one way street with you.
Where is you defense of men where in advertising mans domestic worth is seen as absolute worthless. If the woman leaves the house he's treated like an idiot that needs directions to turn a fucking microwave on.
A woman on TV kicks a man in the nuts and it's a
punchline, kick a woman in the crotch and the show gets pulled from the air.
You come on this site a place where we equally make fun of everybody and time and time again you climb on that soapbox and dispense you man hating feminist rhetoric on people who are good honest caring people and you try to pretend your better because you speak for one sex and one sex only
No men here hate on women yet you feel its ok to call us no wait I'll just speak for me, you come here and you call ME a woman hater that's an active member of your "rape culture" well I'm not and I respect women. I'm sick of your one way bullshit.
Go fuck yourself you miserable man hating piece of fucking shit.
If I've offended any of you ladies with this then I'm sorry but I will not sit here and let some fucking feminist naziz fucking bitch tell me I'm de facto part of some bullshit rape culture. If any guy stood here and said things like this to you ladies you would not stand for it for a second AND I would defend you to top it off so don't expect me to keep my mouth shut. Most of you that know me know I won't go at anyone unless they come at me and telling me I'm a half a step away from being a rapist is coming at me if I've ever seen it.
So Migraine you're of course free to say what you will and I'll be free to call you a low class man hating piece of shit.
I'm surprised MK didn't throw up a PHG post (prayer vigil) since PHG is stationed at Bastion, the base where 2 Americans were killed by a Taliban attack today.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19608496
eh, the topless in public thing its weird to me, once we were at the beach in spain and the wife of a friend just took off her top, in front of kids, husbands and you name it... it was super awkward the whole time at least for me, but I guess that´s my problem not hers.
I gotta agree with Migranuese on one thing: the women snarking on her breast size, body shape, and for christ's sake NIPPLE COLOR are pretty fucking rude. Not to mention we shouldn't be looking at these pictures anyway because I'm NO prude, but this is a violation of her privacy and consent. She's a HUMAN BEING.
But, I did look because I couldn't believe what I was reading from some of the comments and bitch, her pancakes look just FINE to me.
"I like you. We have the same personality" - perfect MK, lmfao!
Oh my goodness, today so much misandry/misogyny all over!! For Kate too? Please! Show the titties, someone will photograph them and another will want to see it. Same with the peen, lol
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