Duchess Kate Sues Closer Magazine For Showing Her Nipples Off To The World
Above is Duchess Kate during happier times at reception in Singapore two days ago when she had a touching and intimate moment with a glass of water. "I like you. We have the same personality" is probably what Duchess Kate said to her new best friend. But now Kate's smiley face is a frowny face, because Closer Magazine put her titties on display and she's gonna get those French bitches for it.
Duchess Kate and Prince William lit the canon and shot over a lawsuit to France's Closer for fucking with her privacy by publishing pictures of her nipples-in-waiting. Lawyers for Kate and William are speeding this shit up and their case will be heard in France on Monday. A rep for St. James Palace released this statement and I'll be really disappointed if it wasn't read off of a scroll by a dude with a fluffy feather in his hat:
“Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner. Their Royal Highnesses had every expectation of privacy in the remote house. It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them.”
Apparently, this is a big deal, because the Royal Family barely ever sues the media and they didn't sue anybody for those magical pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in Las Vegas, but they should. We should all file a civil lawsuit against the dumb dumb skank who took those pictures. I mean, how can you have a naked PHG in front of you and a camera phone in your hand and not get an up-close shot of his royal ginger dick rod winking at you? PHG is a British soldier, so to get him to lift his hands off of the ginger goods, just start humming God Save The Queen. He'd have to lift his hands to salute. (No, I'm not above using the UK National Anthem to trick a ginge into exposing the peen.) We should sue the picture taker for not coming up with that.
Here's more of Duchess Kate having a special date with water.
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It's tough to be a duchess these days. I don't know what's the big fuss about it, the girl has a right to a private life. It's not like she posed naked on purpose. And when it comes to nipples I honestly prefer to see hunnypot strippers Newcastle instead.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:12pm.
My nips are pink, my hair is not. Seriously though, I'm supposed to have brown nips???? I'm brunette, my nips are pink. Who said nipple and hair color are the same?
Are you sure your hair isn't pink and your name isn't Nicki Minaj?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:01pm.
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Scene from "Mean Girls" where the plastics suck up to Regina George.
Fortunately, the rest of the school ain't dumb and knows what the gig is here.
I do not agree with the publication of Kate's titpics. I think it's all wrong. William lost his mother to the fuckin-losers-with-cameras and I am sure that he is not about to let his wife be bullied in the same fashion.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
One of the paps who filmed Bill & Kate:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203856/I-took-photos-Duchess-su...
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Well said Little_Rascal! ;p
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I dont know what this is about, but I loves me some EBIL CUPPY.
*goes back to cleaning the house*
Evil_Cupcake is one of the most beloved, friendliest, nicest and popular posters on DListed. That is all I have to say.
Christ what a load of shit in one thread.. as far as her boobs go, sooo fucking easy to rag on her for the shape and look. Like we are all perfect. They look fine to me and seeing where the pic was taken and the fact she took her tits out in a private place.. I am on her side. The must have used a helluva telelens to get them. Privacy people. It was not a public beach.
Hey hot Chick
I have dibs on the narcissist word first! I called her that first when she reamed my ass for not knowing she was a girl. I referred to EC as male not knowing what it was. I got an earful basically "how dare I since she had been so prominent and posted so frequently. She acted as this was her personal blog. To me that is narcissism along with other comments she has posted. Since then, she has bullied and sworn at me. When provoked , i will snark back.
Now Ireland has published Kate's pics and Italy is next?! Kate and William better have some good lawyers because this is getting out of hand!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:56pm.
Yeah, you're right, and I am admitting that, however, I never called you the filthy names you called me, as I never spoke to you and cursed you out or insulted your intelligence.
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Except, I didn't call you any fucking names. I originally made a general comment, and you chose to apply both the comment and the language in it to yourself. Subsequently, I only agreed with you that you are a dipshit, all things considered.
So what exactly are you "admitting", when your admission is followed by a barrage of bullshit?
I also find it interesting that you're trying to take the moral high road after picking picking pointless fights and using hate language.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:10pm.
Takes a really fucktarded person to continually read someone's posts who they don't like on here....
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Thus says the person who just claimed not to be calling any names or insulting anyone's intelligence? Not to mention that you continually read and commented on my posts, instead of doing "the mature thing" according to you. The hypocrisy never ends.
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...just so they can jot down the times of day they post, how many times they post and take notes on everything they post AND YES, I am speaking directly to both Gladys and Hot Chick!
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Are you really that self-absorbed. Wow. Just wow.
The time stamp is included with the post. No one needs to do research to notice that you're up in here at 6 in the fucking morning.
By the way, your pathetic excuses for not having a life at best kept to yourself. Even people with insomnia can do something better with their time than instigate bullshit at 6 fucking am.
You've been trolling this post for 2 days now, creating drama, and narcissistic enough to actually think people you attacked are trolling you. For real?
But its nice to see that you've finally quit trolling this post, though I'm sure you only left to take the bullshit drama to another one. At 6 am.
Happy dipshit trolling! Till next time.
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Hahaha BigBendy, it's a play on the famous Heathers line... but figured "f*cking" was too kind! Good to see ya here!
*Still enjoying RandéS' link!* ♫♫♫ ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:34pm.
Oh no no no Bigbendy, suckas not gonna suck the fun out of anything. They can blow themselves gently with a chainsaw, ahhahaha
Happy Saturday to ya sweets!
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Within, bahaaaaaaa. I'm going to use and rember that one if you don't mind. Back at you on the Saturday sweet cheeks.
ESE, goes on his merry way, doesn't see the hi's lolololol *winks*
@RandéS, thanks for that! ♡
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Oh no no no Bigbendy, suckas not gonna suck the fun out of anything. They can blow themselves gently with a chainsaw, ahhahaha
Happy Saturday to ya sweets!
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you folks go ahead and smack each other around for a bit(if it's in cooking oil, pudding, or jello i need it video taped!) while i get to going on my day's events... just try not to kill each other... unless it has some style to it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wp-SZSBkjk
catch ya all in the night time!
OT: you think i'm going to start now?... aawww, aren't you cute!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:46pm.
Have you seen the pix of where the pap was when he took the pix? It's like half a mile away--the monstrous chateau looks small. He must have used the Griffith Observatory telescope.
You asked for nipples: Some old Pink Floyd nipples, live at the even older Pompeii coliseum (the nipplage doesn't show up immediately, like all Pink Floyd songs):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGwPSPIhohk
Funnazi=trolls whom Suck the fun out of dlisted and harass other posters for their own agenda. The term was made famous by dlisted poster bigbendy. Fun suckers!
Later Diamond! And careful with them nipples, you never know who's watching, hehehehehe have a great day! ;)
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:23pm.
@ Dog
I'm heading out now but will be back later tonight. Hope to chat with you about it later.
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I'll look forward to it. Just as an FYI, I think Steve Hodel is really good at seeing things that just aren't there, IMO. He wants so badly for his father to have done this, he's really grasping.
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@ Dog
I'm heading out now but will be back later tonight. Hope to chat with you about it later.
@ Withy Hi and bye (for now)
Catch ya later Evil_Cupcake!
@ESE, you put those goodies away, don't think I didn't notice! Psst. balls in a vice? ahahahahahahahahaah omg
@Diamond, hi there!
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DD, are you around for a bit? I need to ask you your opinions on the Black Dahlia book in the OP if you are.
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@ ESE LMAO!
@ EC have a good day, m'dear.
great, just great!... now there's no frosting for anybody... i hope you're pleased.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Thanks for the support guys, but no one needs to try to justify MY posting on here to The Hot Chick, Gladys or anyone else, as they are not the ones in my life or affected by what I do or don't do. I do not have to justify SHIT to anyone on this site.
Might I suggest that if I am such a thorn in everyone's sides, you take your complaints to MK OR do the mature thing and ignore my dipshsit posts that are full of hate and ignorance.
Takes a really fucktarded person to continually read someone's posts who they don't like on here just so they can jot down the times of day they post, how many times they post and take notes on everything they post AND YES, I am speaking directly to both Gladys and Hot Chick!
Well, I am out, so throw up the confetti and keep up the personal insults, because at this point, I couldn't give a fuck less! Enjoy your trolling ladies!
YAY! You got what you wanted Hot chick! BRAVA! Now go admire yourself in the mirror!
This is just so freaking laughable and ridiculous.
Much ado about nothing when there is some really serious shit going on in the middle east right now. Speaking of a good feminist; paging Hillary Clinton.....keep us safe.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:58pm.
hey, hey, hey!!... besides the fact that i'm all over cornering the market on insomnia... shouldn't you be baking relatives for serving purposes in such wee hours?!
oh yeah, Migraineuse is gonna have my nuts in a vice for that one!!
OT: i give up stalling... i admit it... i just don't care enough to bother thinking up something to go along with this topic... sue me... the average settlement is a cup of coffee.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:55am.
Thanks for the advice, none of which I'll take.
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Oh, I know you won't be getting a life any time soon, which is why you were posting about this day old bullshit at 6:55 am. Wow. Just wow.
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Perhaps Evil responded to it at that hour because she hadn't seen the post until then. That happens all the time to a lot of people who do the same thing. And as the Official Dlisted Keeper of the Times People Post, you should realize that.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:58pm.
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Hi Evil_Cupcake! Happy Saturday to you. ;p
The twists and turns of this topic are mind numbing.
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Team Evil_Cupcake!
Always.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
Oh and since you are so interested in my posting habits, I happen tp have insomnia, which at FOUR IN THE MORNING there is little to do. And before you get on your trolling high horse, I am three hours behind the time on here!
Keep trolling!
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
Yeah, you're right, and I am admitting that, however, I never called you the filthy names you called me, as I never spoke to you and cursed you out or insulted your intelligence.
Keep chiming in though, and perhaps you and Estee/Gladys can start to troll me on the regular!
Why don't you leave me alone now that you have your victory on here.
ESE, don't you eat all those whore d'oeuvres by yourself, I want some too!!! ;p
The topic of the day is nipples on the beach! heheeheh
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:55am.
Thanks for the advice, none of which I'll take.
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Oh, I know you won't be getting a life any time soon, which is why you were posting about this day old bullshit at 6:55 am. Wow. Just wow.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:24pm.
OH FFS! WAS I TALKING TO YOU? Point out the part in any of my posts, other than the one which I posted to YOU..........
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Funny, because you started up with me, and I wasn't fucking talking to you either.
Glad you got a taste of your own medicine.
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On the (new) topic of this post: I think migraineuse's comments were misguided, but in this post at least, she seemed to be commenting on a male-dominated society, not any particular man here.
But even putting that to the side, there's no need to attack feminists or feminism because you (that's the universal "you", for any trolls who want to pretend I'm talking to them specifically) fucking disagree with the comments of one individual. I take exception to that the same way I would take exception to someone ranting about all blacks, or asians, or jews, or environmentalists (or any category of people) because the didn't like the comments of one person. You don't have to use derogatory language/attack a whole group because you disagree with what one person says/does.
The irony of all this is that the people throwing around the anti-feminist hate language were attacking in the first place because they claimed that migraineuse was unfairly attacking all men.
It's a cut and dry example of hypocrisy at its finest, and goes to show what idiocy passes for logic on the fucking internet. SMDH.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:40pm.
well fuck that nonsense!!... i'm not giving up my living room bocce ball tournaments for Mrs. Brady, or anybody!!... i'm on my way to a trophy here, you see!!
OT: oh yeah, about that... um... still gonna have to get back to ya.
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Mani6 & IslandGirl, LMFAO! hahahahaha ;D
@RandéS, regardless of the strict privacy laws or the damages sought, it still generates them more in free publicity which is a shame. Kate and William should sue but I wonder if they'll do anything differently next time they're lounging privately on a beach.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:39pm.
ya know, if you all are going to spend this saturday fighting, i'm not going to bring out the fancy whore d'oeuvres(admit it, that's how it should be spelled!) i had done up special just for today!... they had toothpicks in them, and everything!... pfft!... this is why we can't have nice things!
*scarfing microwaved cheese puffs*
ESE, we can't have nice things because, as Bobby Brady put it, mom always says you shouldn't play ball in the house.
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Estee Logger is Gladyslove? If so, I don't mean to tell everyone (not you specifically, EC) I told you so when Gladys apologized, but I DID warn you. That troll exists solely to stir shit. Too bad so many accepted her "apology" and trusted her sincerity. Now if only people would see through Angela rather than buying into her latest "sweet and benign" username. She has a LOT of people fooled with that one. Ugh.
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ya know, if you all are going to spend this saturday fighting, i'm not going to bring out the fancy whore d'oeuvres(admit it, that's how it should be spelled!) i had done up special just for today!... they had toothpicks in them, and everything!... pfft!... this is why we can't have nice things!
OT: oh, there was a topic?... i'll try to get to that later.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by estee logger on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:51pm.
OH FFS! WAS I TALKING TO YOU? Point out the part in any of my posts, other than the one which I posted to YOU, where I questioned your reading comprehension OR your ability to understand the thread or not. If I have anything to say to you, I will post it to you.
You are starting your shit with me again, and to be honest, I see no change in your behavior from when you were Gladys.
Since you have pissed me off yet again, I will be really clear and honest with you- I did not appreciate your comments to me regarding my job, my boyfriend or my parents last week. You can say you are sorry to everyone on here for what you said to them, but I am less forgiving than most. You took things to a personal level which should never have been done.
As I asked you before, leave me alone, and I really will make the concerted effort to do the same with you.
Thanks in advance for NOT addressing me on dlisted again.
IMO there's no justification for what these assholes did. Wills and Kate were in a private home trying to enjoy their private vacation. Public figures or not, they should have the right to privacy and not need to be worrying about some asshole with a camera invading that privacy. The world doesn't need to see what Kate's breasts look like, FFS - it's no one's business. It is who she is, what she does, and how she acts that is important. I hope Closer gets sued right into bankruptcy and maybe it will make the other asshole tabloids think twice before they do shit like this.
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Evil:
Oh FFS! I used the term, and it had nothing to do with Limbaugh, and everything to do with someone on here CONSTANTLY lecturing us on the evils of men, and spouting her hate daily and insulting the men who post here.
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Hello???? I UNDERSTOOD the thread. I can read and c o m p r e h e n d at the same time.....
My point was: the term Feminazi kept coming up and I thought it was amusing that some people were using the term exactly, exactly the way Rush Limbaugh has used the term when addressing the emasculation of men by women.
What sacrilege to utter the name of a man worshiped by conservatives and hated, reviled by others.
Maybe we should have a cleansing and burn sage while waving it across all of the Dlisted screens!
Ahahaha, Mani!!! ♥
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:18pm.
I can't believe it, another topless photo!
https://twitter.com/Speed0fSound_/status/246981290090442753/photo/1
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Ahahahahahaha, Manimal! Perfect!
Sounds like (speculating here) Closer might also have pix of Kate buffing the crown jewels or something. Maybe Closer is using those additional pix for a payoff or as a threat to publish them if the royals get too testy?
I read somewhere that the potential damages in France for this sort of invasion of privacy are quite small, so Closer feels bombproof.
ETA: Potential damages under Fr privacy laws (perhaps $39,000?):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203475/French-Magazine-Closer-r...
I can't believe it, another topless photo!
https://twitter.com/Speed0fSound_/status/246981290090442753/photo/1
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I'm glad they're suing. I hope they follow through with it.