Douches In Paris

Here’s Canada’s reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001.

You know how sometimes it burns when you piss and you don’t look or reach for a hand mirror, because you don’t want to know the awful truth so you just keep smiling through the burns? That’s sort of how I felt when somebody sent me a link to these pictures and asked:  “Doesn’t Avril look knocked up here?” Nope, not going to look. Avril’s Emily the Strange tampon is firmly up in there and you can’t tell me otherwise, because I’m not ready for the world to end. Not today.

Here’s more of the Hot Topic Orphan and the butchered Ramen Head grossing people out in Paris yesterday.