Monday, September 17th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 14th!
Specific wardrobe adjustments had to be made when Chyna starred in the Broadway version of Xena Warrior Princess. - stinky
Runners-up:
Now we know where that missing leg from the round table went to. - pamorama_j
Prince William was feeling left out, so he came up with a scandalous photo of his own. - parissucksliterally
The secret to togetherness: Leann Rimes makes Eddie wear it every time she leaves the house for more than a half hour. - Strepsi
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Merlin's magic wand.
Sir Jon Hamm decided to take a stroll amongst the plebeians.
KStew admits that she's not doing the Snow White sequel simply because the costume is just too restrictive.
Sir Lance-in-Slot.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
The original ED fix.....
The queen issues new underwear to all male members of the royal family, an order for a matching chastity bikini was also requested.
Standard policy, Mr. Travolta, we swear. Everyone who gets a massage at this resort has to wear it. Everyone. We're not singling you out. Honest.
Michael K -- I saw one codpiece at the Tower of London that could, I kid you not, fit a log of bologna in it - the circumference was enormous. It belonged to Henry VIII
Breaking News: octomoms new Love interest Identity revealed!
Balls will ring, ting a ling a ling, ting a ling a ling....that's armoure.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Surprise! The Robocop remake is gonna be porn!
The original body armour Clinton had to wear when Hilary found out about Monica.
Tamára
I see the Queen has issued the necessary adjustments to the royal armour for Prince Harry.
The LohanHiltonReid body condom--
The ONLY prophylactic to use when sleeping with Lindsay, Paris or Tara.
A look at TIM TEBOW's underwear....
Never seen before photos from Madonna's former housekeeper: what Grandma Madge wears instead of Spanx.
"What? It's a coat hanger." - Ryan Seacrest
The date thought he'd sufficiently prepared, but all that steel was no match for Lindsay Lohan's caustic saliva.
yes, it's Curly!
Jesus Jon Hamm...enough already..we know you own a penis!
Ok Mr. Travolta, Im ready to give you your massage.
"Knock three times
On the ceiling if you want me,
Twice on the cod pipe
If the answer is no."
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The first time she saw him, Lady Guinevere fell madly in love with Arthur... until she realized he was facing away from her.
Prince William was feeling left out, so he came up with a scandalous photo of his own.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
And when I lean forward, it pours fromunda tea!
The secret to togetherness: Leann Rimes makes Eddie wear it every time she leaves the house for more than a half hour.
Ye Olde Cuppe.