Monday, September 17th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 14th!
Specific wardrobe adjustments had to be made when Chyna starred in the Broadway version of Xena Warrior Princess. - stinky
Runners-up:
Now we know where that missing leg from the round table went to. - pamorama_j
Prince William was feeling left out, so he came up with a scandalous photo of his own. - parissucksliterally
The secret to togetherness: Leann Rimes makes Eddie wear it every time she leaves the house for more than a half hour. - Strepsi
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Prince Everhard, I'd know you anywhere!!
Restoration Hardware's newly released "Windsor" Shower Nob. Also available in "Hot Ginger" brass.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Now we know where that missing leg from the round table went to.
Prince William won't be the latest in the Royal Family's nudie photo scandal.
In days of yore, Ye Olde Cockfighte hath none to do with chickens.
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Bam Margera's new pajamas.
If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hundred years, call a welder.
Michael Fassbender's Magneto costume from the new 'X-Men' movie
Another example of how the right a belt can change the look of a conservative outfit to something more flirty and fun.
Now I know why they called him Lance a lot.
Dammit, I always have trouble trying to operate these medieval drinking fountains...
Submitted by Ikcor on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:18pm.
We are the Knights who say "Shwing!"
LOL!!!
Is that a banana in thy pocket or are thee happy to see us?
The Knight's Dork Rises.
If you experience an erection lasting more than 400 years, call a Welder.
Scientology kryptonite
You keep on knocking but you can't COME OUT
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
21st Century Trojan Horse. Open it up and thousands of little soldiers will swim out.
NAC:
But how would a guy pee and avoid back splash? It seems that he would have to do a handstand. Or have a swivel feature on that thing. *scratches head*
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He cant scratch, and be thankful that you cant sniff.
Painful for all parties involved, but 100 percent effective: it's the Medieval Condom ... by Trojan!
...out of my cold dead hand.
Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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TracieTracie.. I know of what you speak! Ha, ha! took my daughters (age 7 and 9) there a few years ago and they thought it was hysterical. They were wondering if Henry VIII was serious or just trying to make himself look more impressive. Got photos of them pointing at it and giggling.
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Submitted by TracieTracieTracie on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:59pm.
Michael K -- I saw one codpiece at the Tower of London that could, I kid you not, fit a log of bologna in it - the circumference was enormous. It belonged to Henry VIII
Specific wadrobe adjustments had to be made when Chyna starred in the Broadway version of Xena Warrior Princess.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Oh my God! I saw this on "Antiques Roadshow"! Apparently it dates from the late 15th century, and was forged at the "Randy Codpiece Smithy" in London!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Chain Male
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"Davenport. Dawn Davenport. I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I'd like to be famous."
Medieval Trivia: The knights stayed out of the rain because no maiden enjoyed riding a rusty pecker.
Knights of the Hard Table
Aw, damn, Dailynightly!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Finally a condom that a guy hard-up enough to sleep with Paris can use!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Ray J needed more than bodyguards to endure the wrath of Pimp Mama Kris.
A little lube, spit and polish and you're good to go, sir
We are the Knights who say "Shwing!"
Is thee a leg of lamb in ye armour or are ye of great cheer to see me?
Lamar Odom prepares to mount his bride
Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:10pm.
Maybe filthy minds think alike...
When Lancelot got excited everyone in the village knew it.
At the Fire Island Ren Fair.
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
Submitted by Emeriesan on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:07pm.
LOL. Poke poke owe me a coke...
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
Oh Our Miss C! Sorry i didn't even scroll down before posting the exact same one as you. I swear I wasn't pulling a Lady Gaga.
Marcellus Wallace's wardrobe for the deleted scene that showed him actually getting medieval on Zed's ass.
Henry the 8 inches
Medieval Viagra
oddpiece
Ray J needed more than bodyguards as protection from the wrath of Pimp Mama Kris.
Why Mr. Cruise! We will have to get you a new set of armor before your scene with Askars!
Henry the VIII inch.
Joan-of-Arc was even prepared for battle on Ye-Heavy-Flow days.
John Travolta's bicycle seat.