Bumper Car Mandy Bumped Another Car
It happened again, it will happen tomorrow and it will keep happening until the City of Los Angeles does something about it. Amanda Bynes is a white celebrity girl, so they'll never stop her, but the City of Los Angeles will eventually ban driving for everyone else and just let Amanda go wild and crash into shit all day. It's like the second coming of Billy Joel's Crashing Into A Home Near You tour.
The DMV already figuratively put Amanda's drivers license through the shredder and a judge in L.A. co-signed the suspension by ordering her to step away from the drivers wheel and step toward the bus stop. But when you say something to Amanda Bynes, it goes in one ear and dissolves in the thick cloud of weed smoke and stupidity in her head, so she took her death machine for another ride last night. As Amanda left a parking lot in West Hollywood late last night, TMZ's camera people ran up to her car window and flashed in her face, which made her put on her favorite driving mask (aka a Mexican blanket she bought from a border vendor in Tijuana). They followed her car out onto the street and kept taking pictures of her as she got behind a white BMW. Because the only bright light a stoner likes in their face is the blinding fluorescent lighting shooting out of a Taco Bell drive-thru window, Amanda kept covering her face with a blanket and eventually hit the gas and hit the white BMW in front of her.
It's the paps' fault too for not shooting her tires out while they had the chance, but Amanda is as crazy as she is dumb for insisting on driving all the time. My guess is that bitch still has Nickelodeon money coming in, so she never has to leave her condo. Amanda can tell her dealer to pick up a Taco Bell party pack on his way to bring her some good shit, and then she can spend the rest of the day tokin' and taco-in'! If she wants to feed her crash fetish, she can just tap at her coochie while playing Grand Theft Auto. That is really living the life. Going outside is overrated and driving is really overrated. Bitch is crazy.
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ANOTHER CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF OPPRESSION BY THE 1 FUCKING PERCENTERS! MAN. IF MR. COOL IN HIS BMW WAS AS BROKE AS ALL OF YOU HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE BUS AND THIS UNFORTUNATE EVENT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. FUCK THE MAN! *SHAKES FIST*
No wonder people have no respect for police officers...
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Here is the California statute for the penalties of driving on a suspended license. Of course, must only apply to law abiding, tax paying, middle class citizens:
If you are caught driving while your driver’s license is suspended, the penalties depend on if you have a pror suspended license charge and conviction.
First Offense Driving on Suspended License: 5 days- 6 months in jail; and a fine of $300-$1,000.
Second Offense: 10 days- one year in jail and a fine ranging from $500 to $2,000.
If you are caught driving while under suspension and you are also under the influence of drugs or alcohol, your penalty could be much higher.
The term of suspension will likely be increased or you may lose your license altogether if you are convicted of driving on a suspended license.
Finally, the state of California can impound your vehicle for up to 30 days for a first time offense or seize it as a forfeit if this is a subsequent conviction.
"Because the only bright light a stoner likes in their face is the blinding fluorescent lighting shooting out of a Taco Bell drive-thru window"
No truer words have ever been written.
Get thee to a rehab facility! before you fucking kill someone you stoopid little bitch.. Actually I would prefer her AND Blohan in prison and throw away the key.
Dear Jeebus...I'm heading up there tonight. Pray for me.
Screw the cops...even at 25 if i pulled this kinda stuff I would get my ass chewed by mom. I get maybe once or twice, but seriously spend some of your money on a driving instructor. Or have one of your friends drive you around. It is not hard to figure these out. Then again us mere mortals can not afford to keep buying cars and the insurance.
This chick has severe mental problems.
Too bad, some of her movies are really cute. She was funny and talented.
I know where she is coming from... All but 3 wrecks I had as a teenager (7 wrecks, 3 totals, before 18) were my gf's fault, not mine. She was either wearing a short skirt or a low cut shirt... no one can drive under those conditions.
"Driving with a suspended license" is the simple charge that sent Parasite to prison.
RichBitch -- ITA!!! I get a bee in my bonnet over people who don't follow rules/laws in general. Remember that stupid 50-something bitch from a week or two ago who got arrested 4 times in 26 hours for blasting AC/DC? Why do some people think they're above the law? God, that really gets me. Yet you or I do it and they'd toss us in the pokey right away. Pisses me off royally.
This is an outrage!!! Why isn't President Obama on this???
I do love the nickname 'Bumper Car Mandy' that MK gave her though.
My kids were watching MAD TV on cartoon network last night, and they did a spoof on the show 'Cash Cab' called 'Crash Cab.' Every time a person got the answer wrong, the driver crashed into a building. It was funny and it made me think of good 'ole Mandy. Lol
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You know, I remember being a young driver and being terrified of getting pulled over. Once I skidded in a bad rainstorm and hit a small lantern on someone's front lawn. I went to Home Depot, replaced it, then paid for an electrician to hook it up. That was a whole paycheck, but worth it because a) it was the right thing to do and b) the guy was nice enough to not call the cops, or worse, my parents.
These girls probably sew their tickets and mug shots onto sweaters like fucking merit badges.
What is going on with this chick? She used to be so normal.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
white girl problems... psssht *z-snap*
and LMFAOOOOOOOOO at snowy!!!!!
MJT, seriously! My Mexiass would be thrown in the clink if I were pulling this mess.
Btw, are you following the news about the UT evacuation? Crazy. Check out the Statesman online.
when my niece was like 5 she loved AB so much she told us she wanted to marry her! LOL we teased her so bad "OMG!!!YOU ARE SO GAAAAAAAAAY"
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
What kind of entitled cunt is she? She OBVIOUSLY can't drive and needs to be taken off the streets for her own and everybody else's safety.
I have a real bee in my bonnet over bad driving and especially totally irresponsible driving. I don't care who you are, either drive properly (and get additional training if you need it) or DON'T DRIVE.
These fucking people!
I swear LAPD is a big freaking corrupt ass joke.
Although I bet if I drove drunk, high and played bumper cars with 80 different cars I'd get life.
RIDICULOUS.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Aren't all these pap photos enough for prosecutors to throw the book at her for disobeying a court order?
What does a ban from driving even MEAN if you are driving and nobody is banning you? I'm confused.
Somebody lock this girl up or at least lock up her keys. Why is she still out on the road?
OK, LAPD get out of Dunkin Donuts and do something!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012