Bumper Car Mandy Bumped Another Car

September 14, 2012 / Posted by:

It happened again, it will happen tomorrow and it will keep happening until the City of Los Angeles does something about it. Amanda Bynes is a white celebrity girl, so they’ll never stop her, but the City of Los Angeles will eventually ban driving for everyone else and just let Amanda go wild and crash into shit all day. It’s like the second coming of Billy Joel’s Crashing Into A Home Near You tour.

The DMV already figuratively put Amanda’s drivers license through the shredder and a judge in L.A. co-signed the suspension by ordering her to step away from the drivers wheel and step toward the bus stop. But when you say something to Amanda Bynes, it goes in one ear and dissolves in the thick cloud of weed smoke and stupidity in her head, so she took her death machine for another ride last night. As Amanda left a parking lot in West Hollywood late last night, TMZ’s camera people ran up to her car window and flashed in her face, which made her put on her favorite driving mask (aka a Mexican blanket she bought from a border vendor in Tijuana). They followed her car out onto the street and kept taking pictures of her as she got behind a white BMW. Because the only bright light a stoner likes in their face is the blinding fluorescent lighting shooting out of a Taco Bell drive-thru window, Amanda kept covering her face with a blanket and eventually hit the gas and hit the white BMW in front of her.

It’s the paps’ fault too for not shooting her tires out while they had the chance, but Amanda is as crazy as she is dumb for insisting on driving all the time. My guess is that bitch still has Nickelodeon money coming in, so she never has to leave her condo. Amanda can tell her dealer to pick up a Taco Bell party pack on his way to bring her some good shit, and then she can spend the rest of the day tokin’ and taco-in’! If she wants to feed her crash fetish, she can just tap at her coochie while playing Grand Theft Auto. That is really living the life. Going outside is overrated and driving is really overrated. Bitch is crazy.

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