ALL OF THE BRITISH ROYALS ARE GETTING NAKED!!!

September 14, 2012 / Posted by:

I know, here we were all thinking that the British royals aren’t allowed to ever take their clothes off and always wear nipple-to-ankle underwear with cut-out crotch holes for peein’ and matin’ and that’s it, but nope. Seeing Prince Hot Ginge’s glorious undercooked pancake ass cheeks, Prince Philip’s censored Loch Ness crotch monster and Prince William’s NSFW peen busby taught us that the British royals can get nekkid. And now it’s Duchess Kate’s turn to join the club.

While Duchess Kate sunbathed with her nipples out on a private estate in France, some pap hung upside down from a tree 200 yards away, stuck his 50 foot lens on a potato camera and took blurry pictures of her half-nakedness. Since the British media will be flogged 25 times in the mouth with The Queen’s pocketbook if they expose the royal nipples, they declined buying the pics from the pap, so the pap sold them to the French tabloid Closer. The British royal family is disgusted this morning and not because they just watched Camilla slurp cooked oatmeal out of her feedbag while Prince Charles polished her toes with his tongue (a trick he learned from Fergie). They’re disgusted because Duchess Kate’s privacy was invaded and the BBC says they’re considering throwing a lawsuit at the pap and Closer. Closer’s editor defended publishing the exclusivité pictures by saying this:

“These photos are not in the least shocking. They show a young woman sunbathing topless, like the millions of women you see on beaches. What we saw in the pictures was a young couple that have just got married, who are in love, who are beautiful. She’s a princess of the 21st Century. They [the couple] are on the terrace of a mansion in the south of France which is not far from a road along which cars pass without any problem. They are visible from the street.”

Egotastic has a lot of the pictures and there’s really nothing scandalous about them. Yes, Duchess Kate has nipples, but you can barely tell that they’re nipples. If you told me Duchess Kate and Prince William were playing a strange British royal game where they have to balance extra large Hershey Kisses on their chests and she’s in the lead, I’d believe you. And don’t think we’re going to see THE QUEEN’S nips anytime soon. Right after these pictures went public, QEII called Kate up and said, “Dumb trollop, this is why I always wear union jack pasties. I’ll send you a pair.

And here’s Prince Willy and Duchess Kate at a mosque in Malaysia this morning. The woman throwing a “BEHOLD! The royal nipples!” look is giving me life.

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