White Oprah Never Disappoints
The last time the drunk leach on Lindsay Lohan's wallet and Cookie Puss' arch rival White Oprah tore her mouth away from an economy-sized bottle of Popov vodka to proudly represent the definition of delusion in an interview, it was a stuttering disaster of a magical mess. White Oprah's legendary trainwreck interview with Matt Lauer became AA's 13th step: DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
Well, for her encore, White Oprah sat down with the real Oprah's humanized hemorrhoid, Dr. Phil, to talk about how she's an enabling piece of raggedy trash and has the parenting skills of a cracked meth pipe. The full interview airs on Monday, but because nothing will get eyes on your show like the promise of a showdown between a testicle with a stache and a drunken, giggling pile of weave hair, a 60-second teaser has been released. It's 60 seconds of YES and I love it when an exploiter exploits an exploiter.
Somewhere, the doctor who delivered LiLo is tearing up his medical license as punishment for not giving her to a pack of hobos in the hospital alleyway so she could stand some kind of chance at living a normal life.
And "You're in your little tie and your little shoes...." is now my favorite line to spit at a ho who is judging me for being a boozed-up disaster.
via Lainey Gossip
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she looks and sounds like every mom in their mercedes/jaguar/expedition waiting for their kids at my childrens schools.
welcome to my hell.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Damn, I have to watch this.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
God damn. I just hope this teaser isn't premature ejac and there is more of this goodness...this 60 seconds better not be the best.
JFC, he's very seriously (and less dramatically than in his usual commercials) ripping her a new one, and she's fucking laughing. She does look like she's fucking drunk or on something. Lilo IS her mother.
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*blink*
*blink*
I doubt she was ever a halfway decent mother. So, in all seriousness, where was child services?
Also, this might be the only occasion where I haven't hated Dr. Phil, although I'd question exactly what he thought was going to happen when he booked her for his show.
Oh my. That's more of mess than Mama June's Country Crock Ketchup Sketti. Poor Lindsay. At least now we know where her cray cray DNA comes from.
I'm thinking alcohol isn't the only thing she imbibed in prior to taping.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Holy shit. "If she was living in NY, 5 of those (arrests) would be obsolete." Yeah, California is clearly out to get Lindsay. The courts there have been so hard on her.
In typical Lohan fashion - you just know LiLo will be partially thrilled about this interview....
"Good job, madre! Now nobody can hold me accountable for anything now that they've seen more of you."
bittersweet.
Damn, now I'm going to have to watch Dr. Shill.
ITA-Swarm-suburban Courtney Love all the way.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a fucktard!!!!! Not to mention she looks COMPLETELY soused (sp) in that clip.
I think Michael hit the nail on the head when he asked Dr. Phil if she had been drinking throughout that video, because it sure as hell looks like she was.
*slow claps* Great parenting, Dina. Well done.
*watches video over and over*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Well isn't the Kris Jenner calling the Mama June a pimp. Still have to find a way to tape. These excuses will be classic.
MK, I emailed you about this last night, you bitch!!!!
I CAn NOT WAIT FOR THIS!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Oh my Lord! Wow, just wow.
First time I have heard Dina Lohan speak. Now I know why these kids are messed up.
Just from this little snippet you can tell she accepts no personal responsibility whatsoever.
She's a fucking suburban Courtney Love.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
OMG this is fantastic.
She obviously hit the Chardonnay. Hard. before this interview.
Still think she's better (VERY relatively speaking) than Michael.
CAN I GO HOME NOW? OLOLLO
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am so thankful I have Mondays off.
This is going to be glorious. I can't wait till her next interview where she comes up with excuses for her behavior in this.
*takes day off work to watch Dr Phil*
Now THIS SHOW will be entertaining!
*starts to pop corn*
I've seen* cracked meth pipes that did a better parenting job.
*Metaphorically speaking. I haven't seen any meth pipes.
He is tearing her a new asshole. I will actually watch that.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number